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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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The Tale of Queer Appalachia
A popular Instagram account raises funds for LGBTQ people in Appalachia. But does the money really go where it’s supposed to?

A quintessential internet story!

Essentially, Instagram is weaponized as a grift to take advantage of people's goodwill and sense of charity and fairness for those who don't have opportunities, especially those in precarious positions because of drug addiction.

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n August 2018, the fifth annual Shaping Our Appalachian Region Summit, a social services and jobs fair, was held in Pikeville, Ky. Among the booths set up by local universities and health-care companies was a table from Queer Appalachia, a wildly popular Instagram account. Over its two-year history, Queer Appalachia had expanded beyond its original content about the lives and culture of queer people across Appalachia — playful memes about Dolly Parton and cornbread — and began collecting money from its followers to support social initiatives in the region. A small cadre of volunteers sat behind the QA table at the summit, including Mamone, the account’s founder, and a volunteer named Leo. (Mamone used to be known as Gina Mamone and now uses the mononymous Mamone. Leo spoke on the condition that only his first name be used.)

Leo grew up in Richmond, a town with deep ties to the coal mining industry, and felt a strong connection to Mamone’s platform. After Leo had volunteered for a few months, Mamone asked him to help expand Queer Appalachia into harm reduction work, a set of interventions designed to reduce drug overdoses and stigma associated with drug use. “I started volunteering locally, learning as much as I could about it as humanly possible, and loving every second of it,” Leo says. He trained to distribute naloxone, a drug that rapidly reverses opioid overdoses, and to teach others those skills; soon, he was spending up to 60 hours a week on QA’s harm reduction projects.

That summer, Leo, Mamone and another volunteer traveled throughout the Appalachian region, distributing harm reduction materials at zine festivals and pride celebrations. The community response was “outstanding,” Leo says. To finance their travel, Leo posted a call on Instagram asking supporters to buy QA stickers and donate to QA’s Venmo account. Leo says Mamone, who controlled the Venmo account, never told him how much money was raised in those campaigns.

In September, Mamone posted a call on Instagram asking Queer Appalachia’s followers for more donations, writing: “We’ve given out ALL of our Harm Reduction supplies & need your $upport to buy more Narcan, needles & fentanyl test strips to hand out.” It was accompanied by a picture of nearly empty cabinets.

But Leo knew this wasn’t true. Their cabinets were full of donated supplies. “I immediately sent [Mamone] a message being like: This is extremely unethical,” says Leo.

“I get the empty cupboards are not an authentic representation of where we are,” Mamone texted back. “It ain’t too far off though looking at overall budget. ... I do not have the time or ability to make custom graphics for each new post ... that’s the very nature of fundraising like this.” (When I began reporting this story in February 2019, I wrote an introductory email to Mamone with a few questions about the scope and workings of Queer Appalachia. After replying to that initial email, Mamone did not respond to multiple detailed requests for comment, made over the course of a year.)

In 2019, a Roanoke-based nonprofit called the Virginia Harm Reduction Coalition approached Queer Appalachia about partnering to apply for a grant from HepConnect, the granting arm of Gilead Sciences. The two outfits teamed up and won the grant of $300,000. Leo signed off on the application, but once the money was awarded, he quickly became frustrated with how the funds were distributed.

He decided to stop working with Queer Appalachia and scheduled a meeting with Mamone to quit in person. Mamone drove up to the meeting in a new truck, complete with “every bell and whistle,” says Leo. “There was no transparency on where the money to buy this brand-new truck came from,” he told me. “I just thought it was such a ‘f--- you’ to all of the people, the poor and working-class people who had given their money [to Queer Appalachia] without really understanding or knowing where it was going.”

There is a lot of joy in the account, and striking beauty, and a sense of scrappy survival. There is contradiction and anger, fat bodies and the beloved breakfast chain Tudor’s Biscuit World.
If you’re from Appalachia or the South and active in lefty communities, you’re probably familiar with Queer Appalachia. If you live in New York or Los Angeles, it may be the only Appalachian-based media you know. A post from June 2017, about a year after its launch, described QA as an aggregator for “field notes, poems, prose, essays, playlists, reviews, photography, crosswords…and anything else as long as it has to do with Queer Appalachia/Queer South.” As the account picked up followers — 276,000 and counting — it received coverage from NBC News, Slate and USA Today, among many others.

The attention may have to do with the scarcity of Appalachian representation in popular culture. In recent years, “Hillbilly Elegy,” a memoir by venture capitalist J.D. Vance, characterized the Appalachian culture as one deeply “in crisis.” The popular TV show “Justified” depicted Appalachian eastern Kentucky as a place of murder and meth. It has always been this way: From the stereotypes circulated in local-color novels after the Civil War to the spectacle of “The Beverly Hillbillies” in the 1960s and “The Dukes of Hazzard” in the 1980s, Appalachia has seen its natural resources extracted and its stories disregarded, a history that has left insiders starving for positive, or at least nuanced, representations of themselves. Excellent recent works like historian Elizabeth Catte’s book “What You Are Getting Wrong About Appalachia” received regional and critical acclaim but failed to attract a national mainstream audience. I became aware of this history of stereotyping when I took a job in southern West Virginia in 2009; I’ve since returned many times and have written a book set there.

Representations of Appalachian queerness are especially rare. West Virginia has the highest rate of trans youth per capita of any American state, according to a 2017 study by the Williams Institute at UCLA School of Law, but advocates for queer people in Appalachia have struggled to mobilize national attention or resources. “Queers aren’t supposed to survive in the mountains in a region that’s not supposed to survive in the landscape of our culture,” says Caleb Pendygraft, a scholar based in Massachusetts who studies queer Appalachian language and representation. “Our survival tactics have always been creative, and they are often visual.”

That’s another reason for Queer Appalachia’s success. There is a lot of joy in the account, and striking beauty, and a sense of scrappy survival. There is contradiction and anger, fat bodies and the beloved breakfast chain Tudor’s Biscuit World. There are the Appalachian Mountains in the background, green and old and gorgeous; here in the foreground is a femme man with a rattail posing against a pickup truck. There is a sense of refusing to apologize in the account’s messaging, of being exactly who you are, as shocking or crass as that might seem to others. “QA is radical,” says Pendygraft. “A lot of fundraisers, a lot of nonprofits [in Appalachia] really shy away from using the words ‘queer’ and ‘racist’ and ‘sex worker’ because they’re trying to be inclusive, to not offend anyone. But QA does.” Posts are often filled with long strings of comments from queer Appalachians saying they finally feel seen.

Amid all the hope and beauty, however, is another side of Queer Appalachia. Almost from the beginning, the account engaged in financial activism to benefit important social issues — ending white supremacy and combating transphobia, for example — by asking for donations from its followers. The project clearly aspired not just to chronicle the experiences of queer people in Appalachia, but to fix many of the problems it was identifying. Fixes that required money.

In November 2016, six months after it launched, between posts about homemade slingshots and wooden spoons, Queer Appalachia solicited donations to benefit a recovery effort for wildfires that had just devastated Gatlinburg, Tenn. It directed followers to donate to QA through PayPal, promising that “100% of your donation will go to buy supplies.” The account didn’t update its followers on how much was raised or where the money was sent.

Queer Appalachia went on to raise money in this manner, serving as the intermediary for contributions toward the social good of Appalachia, and for people who requested assistance via an email form on QA’s website. These fundraising calls were often accompanied by images of the emails, along with QA’s PayPal and Venmo information. From “I’m QTIPOC [queer, trans, intersex person of color] positive, living in my car” to “I’m not able to access my local rural food assistance options with dignity, I’ve stopped even trying because it so hard,” each email was more heartbreaking than the next. QA’s Venmo history — which was public for a time but has been changed to private — reflected donations from around the country, often small amounts from $5 to $30, alongside messages of support. It was not possible on Venmo to follow these donations after they were made.

The account’s fundraising efforts expanded in November 2018, when QA launched a coat drive, asking followers to send donations or mail gently used coats to Mamone in Bluefield, W.Va. The Instagram post for the drive raised over $5,000, and the coat request list was 8,000 people long, Mamone told Burnaway, an online magazine about art in the South. That November alone, QA said it sent out or bought 450 coats for queer people in need. “WE’RE NOT GOING TO STOP UNTIL EVERYONE THAT WROTE IN ASKING FOR A COAT GETS ONE…#nooneisdisposable,” read the post.

Three sources close to Mamone, all of whom spoke on the condition of anonymity for fear of social and professional backlash, told me that the coat drive prompted them to doubt Queer Appalachia’s claims on Instagram. The scale of the project, and the logistics involved to donate, clean and ship that number of coats, seemed suspect. Leo had started volunteering for Queer Appalachia by this time and says that he saw mailed-in coats in Mamone’s garage; pictures posted to Queer Appalachia’s Patreon page, another online fundraising platform, appear to confirm this. Leo once saw Mamone loading coats into a car, he told me, but isn’t sure what happened after that. I found people on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter who had donated coats, and who greatly appreciated QA’s collection efforts; using the same means, I could not find anyone who had received a coat, or anyone who had benefited from the individual fundraising calls.

Further, Mamone’s use of identity labels during the drive also ostracized some former supporters. “Everything is always so extreme and it’s so tokenizing,” says Kayleigh Phillips, a tattoo artist who worked closely on a QA project with Mamone and has since cut ties. “It’s always [for] a trans person of color. That’s who they pump every time [Mamone is] trying to get money.”

“I remember saying something along the lines of, ‘Why don’t you just send the money straight to the people,’ when they were doing the coat drive,” says Shane Hicks, an Asheville, N.C.-based Black trans man and Instagram activist. (Mamone identifies as non-binary.) Hicks routinely left comments on QA posts criticizing content that he saw as anti-Black or excluding of people of color. But his critical comments were quickly deleted, he says.

As for Mamone’s own finances, they told friends and posted on Facebook that they made a good living as an audio engineer, producing live shows for the Coachella and South by Southwest festivals via SiriusXM. A representative for SiriusXM told me that the company has no record of a Gina Mamone as a current or former employee, although this doesn’t preclude the possibility that Mamone worked as an independent contractor.

Queer Appalachia is not a registered nonprofit organization, nor are most of its alleged charitable recipients. Operating this way is an intentional political statement, QA says on its site, where it positions itself as an alternative to the “nonprofit industrial complex.” This is part of what could make QA innovative: The informality can be freeing, and very of the moment. Traditional fundraising can be out of touch with, or even downright hostile to, the needs of marginalized communities. Some aid programs restrict what recipients can buy on their dollar, and some homeless shelters do not accept those without state-issued identification, say, or people who were previously incarcerated.

But this also makes financial accountability extremely difficult. It’s impossible to know if the money QA raised during these calls — and continues to raise through its account today — lands in the bank account of its intended recipient. Donors trust that QA will transfer their donations to those in need. PayPal and Venmo donations can’t be traced without consent from the account owner, Mamone, whereas any citizen can request access to a nonprofit’s records. Sometime in 2019, QA partially changed its model and now sometimes links directly to the PayPal or Venmo of the person it is seeking to help, although I was not able to find anyone who benefited from this model; further, it would be impossible to discern if donations originated from QA followers or the recipient’s personal channels.

“Nonprofit organizations operate under the necessary assumption that not all of the funds collected will be put directly towards the mission they are serving,” Kevin Scally, chief relationship officer for Charity Navigator, a national nonprofit that assesses and evaluates charitable organizations, wrote in an email. “By necessity, there are costs associated with carrying out the mission of an organization that precludes that possibility. When an individual fundraises for an organization on an online platform, on the other hand, it is expected that all of the money collected will then be transferred to the specified nonprofit in the full amount (barring platform fees).”

Along with individual fundraising requests, in January 2017 Mamone started a GoFundMe campaign to create an Appalachian-themed zine called Electric Dirt, with donated content from 22 contributors, including beloved Instagram astrologer Chani Nicholas and acclaimed West Virginia novelist Mesha Maren. But the photograph on the cover, which featured a Black gender-nonconforming person, was used without permission or licensing from the photographer, the queer New Orleans artist Cameron Bordelon. When Bordelon contacted Mamone about the use of the photo, Mamone apologized and offered a “social media spotlight” or a free ad in the zine’s next volume, says Bordelon, who declined the offer.

The campaign ended up raising $30,306, according to its GoFundMe page, and then “fulfilled another $20,000 in direct sales after the book’s release in late-December 2017,” wrote Elizabeth Catte in Belt Magazine. (Catte told me she received this figure from Mamone.) But to an audience at the 2018 American Folklore Society conference in Buffalo, Mamone reported that Electric Dirt raised $100,000. According to the Phoenix-based printing company used for the zine, the order was for 1,200 copies of the 200-page color publication, which cost about $7,000. Hollis Brooks, then Mamone’s significant other, says the copies were shipped using Stamps.com. Based on current market rates, a conservative estimate for that cost is about $3,300; we can’t know for sure what other costs accrued, if any.

Mamone announced on Instagram that the proceeds from the zine, beyond production and shipping costs, would be distributed to the Appalachian community via a microgrant program. Grants would range from $250 to $2,000, and Mamone encouraged applications from anyone: “You do not have to have nonprofit / 501c3 status,” they wrote. “This is an intentional redistribution of resources, POC / Indigenous projects are strongly encouraged to apply.”

Fourteen grant recipients were listed on Queer Appalachia’s website until late 2019, when the microgrant program disappeared from the site. Out of the 14 listed recipients, one reported receiving $250; one reported receiving $1,000 instead of a promised $3,000; one had no record of receiving money from QA; and one said QA “amplified” their efforts but gave no financial contribution. Two received donations they had not applied for, totaling grants of $6,000 and $100. (Five either did not return requests for comment or declined to comment. Three could not be found for contact.) Three others not listed on the website confirmed to me that QA donated $250 to each.

In total, I confirmed that Queer Appalachia gave $8,100 to Appalachian people and organizations through its microgrant program. Because of the lack of transparency and the different figures Mamone reported to press and supporters, it is impossible to know exactly how much QA raised vs. what was distributed.

In our February 2019 email exchange, I asked Mamone about the QA model. “I don’t know if we have a model other then trying to get things on the to do list done every day to the best of our ability,” they wrote. “I’m not an employee, we’re not in a 501(c)(3) etc, it’s a community zine project ... It’s a collective, we vote.” In a November 2016 post, Mamone characterized QA as “a handful of Appalachian queers” who “share responsibility equally.” But the site doesn’t list any other members of the collective. In a 2018 Bitch Magazine article, author Kristina Gaddy described QA as a collective of 15 people, a number that Gaddy attributes to Mamone.

I spoke to nine people who donated material for the Electric Dirt zine, five journalists who have covered Queer Appalachia, and nine representatives of small nonprofits who received or were supposed to receive money from QA. They all said they’d never communicated with anyone at QA except Mamone.

In addition to Mamone’s former partner Hollis Brooks, and estranged former colleagues Kayleigh Phillips and Leo, all of whom worked closely with Mamone, I spoke to Appalachian academic and activist Zane McNeill, who agreed to help Mamone edit Volume 2 of the Electric Dirt zine, and Hicks, who helped Mamone find Black trans people in the South posting calls for financial help. All five said that — while they volunteered their time on different QA projects — Mamone was the only person they were aware of who posts and moderates its social media, makes decisions about programs and initiatives, and has power over the QA money.

This is not the first time Mamone has made questionable claims about their work. After growing up in and attending college in West Virginia, they moved to D.C. and worked at a now-defunct organization for adults with intellectual disabilities; Mamone eventually filed for bankruptcy in the city. They relocated to New York and founded Riot Grrrl Ink, which claimed, on its now-defunct website, to be “the largest queer record label in the world.” Riot Grrrl Ink was not registered as a nonprofit on IRS.gov or as an incorporated business in any state. On the extensive online music database Discogs, Gina Mamone is given a “concept” credit on Nervous But Excited’s 2009 album “Anchors,” but RGI is not credited as producing any albums or songs.

Riot Grrrl Ink’s site made some bold claims: that RGI or Mamone (they seemed to be used interchangeably) had been nominated for a Grammy Award and that they’d won the “Lannan Foundation trailblazing award for greening of the music industry.” The Lannan Foundation says that “Lannan has no such award and no knowledge of Gina Mamone or Riot Grrrl Ink,” and neither RGI nor Mamone are listed in the online Grammy archive, although it is not possible to view early rounds of Grammy nominees.

RGI purported to have “over 200 artists on our Produce & Support roster,” including Indigo Girls and Amy Ray, Sleater-Kinney and Pamela Means. Many of these artists dispute this: A press rep for Sleater-Kinney replied that their clients have never heard of Gina Mamone, while Amy Ray of the Indigo Girls said through her agent that Mamone “has helped me out with my solo work in the past but not in a paid capacity.” Means told me by email that Mamone “donated $1000 once,” but added that they “never managed, produced, wrote, or consulted on ANY of my work.”

In the winter of 2014, RGI declared on Facebook that it was “closing for the rEvolution.” In an act of racial solidarity inspired by the killing of Michael Brown by a police officer in Ferguson, Mo., RGI said it planned to transfer all of its assets and contacts to AwQward Talent, an agency exclusively for trans and queer performing artists of color founded and run by J Mase III. During a phone call with Mamone, Mase says, Mamone promised the agency around $100,000 in resources. But money never arrived. It was a devastating blow: “I wanted to believe that there were people out there who actually believed in solidarity,” Mase says.

Taylor Black was a New York acquaintance of Mamone’s who had come to doubt many of Mamone’s claims about RGI. The two fell out of touch when Mamone left New York to move back to West Virginia, but Black kept up with Mamone online, watching as they launched Queer Appalachia. “I guess they finally figured out a new business scheme after Riot Grrrl Ink closed,” Black told me. “I figured the same old stuff might be going on. But with Queer Appalachia, the issues are actually important.”

Since Queer Appalachia is not registered as a nonprofit, it has to be sponsored by an organization with 501(c)(3) status to apply for grants. The Virginia Harm Reduction Coalition, which partnered with QA to win the $300,000 grant from HepConnect in October 2019, is a registered nonprofit. According to Leo, coalition co-founder Lawson Koeppel wrote the grant, which was then signed by Leo and Mamone. “I basically just signed my name at the bottom, and I didn’t really look at it much more than that, which is extremely naive,” Leo told me.

How could an organization that’s not a nonprofit be part of a successful bid for a $300,000 grant? A Gilead Sciences spokesperson told me that the company grants to the national Harm Reduction Coalition, which then regrants the money through the HepConnect program. A spokesman for the national group, Daniel Raymond, told me that the grant was for the Virginia Harm Reduction Coalition (unaffiliated with the national group) — not Queer Appalachia. But until recently, the Harm Reduction Coalition listed Queer Appalachia as a grant recipient on its website. When I asked Raymond why, he declined to comment.

When they announced the $300,000 grant, Mamone wrote on the QA Patreon page in December 2019, “we had no idea all of the expectations and responsibilities that would come along with accepting such a grant. It was & is the very definition of our first rodeo. This grant is a game changer not just for us but the state of West Virginia. Much of the public harm reduction done here is what we would call performative…It’s designed to make white people with advanced degrees feel like things are being done in their community.”

Expecting a substantial influx of cash from the grant, Leo created a budget to hire Appalachian queer people of color, as the proposal promised. But Mamone, who was solely in charge of the fund allocation, stopped him, says Leo. According to Leo, Mamone wanted to offer a salaried position paying nearly $110,000 to Koeppel, a White man. (Koeppel did not return requests for comment.) Leo became frustrated: As much as QA purported to prioritize the voices of people of color, there were zero people of color involved in its decision-making — or any native-born Appalachians, for that matter, except Mamone.

That’s when Leo decided to quit. Mamone “is not doing this radical work,” he says. “What they really are doing is just making income from selling their merchandise,” using “harm reduction memes and concepts to just ultimately raise money through funding merch.”

The need that Queer Appalachia identifies is real: Queer and trans people living in the region have some of the country’s highest rates of addiction, suicide and health problems. And some of what QA provides — emotional support, identity validation, community engagement — is important. But there are legitimate questions about the rest.

“So often there is a gate keeper, an archivist, sociologist, anthropologist, folklorist or historian that curates, and decides who & what is documented,” Mamone posted on Instagram in January 2017. “Someone with access to higher education and resources, that most, especially in our impoverished region do not have. That does not happen here.” But Queer Appalachia has become a new kind of gatekeeper: the link between this important, vulnerable community and mainstream American media. Journalists, perhaps eager to support what they perceive as a worthy cause, have written stories built only on interviews with Mamone.

The rhetoric Mamone and Queer Appalachia use make them somewhat criticism-proof. “They have a lot of clout, and everyone is so afraid of backlash, being accused of not being supportive,” says Kayleigh Phillips. “I did feel a level of compassion [for Mamone],” she says of their time working closely together. “But ... they’re preying on the people that they’re supposed to be helping.”

“They presented themselves as a leftist and an anarchist,” says Leo. “But at the end of the day, it’s capitalism. And it’s been exploitation of all these people who really believe [in] and maybe have projected what they’ve wanted onto this project.”

Meanwhile, Queer Appalachia goes on. According to its Instagram account, the project is looking to hire queer people of color as promised in the $300,000 grant and is soliciting applications for $250 microgrants for Black rural artists. QA also continues selling merchandise — an adult onesie emblazoned with an image of Dolly Parton will run you about $125, while a “Capitalism Is the Virus” shirt is $35 — and has launched a fundraising campaign promising to “forgive Appalachian medical debt” in the amount of every dollar donated. According to the QA Patreon and website, Electric Dirt Volume 2, priced at $35, was due out in August 2019, then October 2019, though QA’s website now promises it in “late summer 2020.” It has not been published.



If a charity is throwing up nothing but red flags, maybe donate to one of the boring ones that isn't cool but provably does things, like Doctors Without Borders.

And this is why I recommend Charity Navigator.

e: Additionally, you can check for an institution's 501c3 status with the IRS on their website.

Pick fucked around with this message at 05:22 on Aug 5, 2020

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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Whats not cool about Doctors Without Borders? They travel the world to give healthcare to people in extremely remote places. Like Indiana Jones with a stethoscope!

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

The_Continental posted:

Whats not cool about Doctors Without Borders? They travel the world to give healthcare to people in extremely remote places. Like Indiana Jones with a stethoscope!

Well I think they're cool, but they don't have a really slick instagram.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Pick posted:

Well I think they're cool, but they don't have a really slick instagram.

Then they're not really cool then, are they?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I mean it’s probably difficult af to find anyone to bone in Appalachia, but like I don’t think throwing money at the situation is going to suddenly make it a gay utopia. :shrug:

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

I like the part where they avoid any sort of oversight by claiming to not be part of the "nonprofit industrial complex" or whatever. V cool.

Its your typical "underground movement" co-opted by capitalistic interests. You've already got large corporations going after the LGBTQ dollar. I had a real laugh at the homey use of "tryna" following accusations of being "metronormative" ( a term I've never heard until now). They are really trying to sell the "aww shucks" backwater attitude to endear themselves to donors. Even funnier they founded a failed record label in NYC.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I mean it’s probably difficult af to find anyone to bone in Appalachia, but like I don’t think throwing money at the situation is going to suddenly make it a gay utopia. :shrug:

Not at all what the article's about?

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Is metronormative like when something ticks back and forth to keep rhythm?

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

till derr

Wendigee fucked around with this message at 06:37 on Aug 5, 2020

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

If I drive around, I sometimes notice the houses and buildings all around. There are also pieces of farm land that are very large. Houses can be built from different kinds of materials. The most common types are brick, wood, and vinyl or synthetic siding. Houses have lawns that need to be tended. Lawns need to be mowed regularly. Most people use riding lawnmowers to do this. You can also use a push mower. These come in two varieties: gas-powered and manual. You don’t see manual push-mowers very much anymore, but they are a good option if you do not want to pollute the air with smoke from a gas-powered lawnmower. I notice that many families designate the lawnmowing responsibility to a teenager in the household. Many of these teenagers are provided with an allowance for mowing the yard, as well as performing other chores, like taking out the trash, washing the dishes, making their bed, and keeping the house organized. Allowances are small amounts of money given by parents to their children, usually on a weekly basis. These usually range from 5 dollars to 15 dollars, sometimes even 20 dollars. Many parents feel that teenagers can learn financial responsibility with this system.

Now I will talk about farm land. Farm land can be identified by some common features. They almost always consist of a very large patch of dirt with small green plants lined up in very long rows. You may sometimes see farm equipment riding over these rows, like tractors or combines. These machines help farmers grow more crops in less time. They are a very helpful invention. Some different types of crops are soybeans, cotton, corn, tomatoes, tobacco, and lettuce (which I mentioned earlier). Most crops are used as food, and can be defined as either fruits or vegetables. Some are commonly eaten raw, after being rinsed in water to remove any dirt. Some are often cooked, which helps give them a more pleasant taste and makes them easier to chew. A very versatile vegetable is the potato. It can be eaten raw, or it can be cooked in a variety of ways. They can be baked, and many people like to add butter to them. They can be mashed, and a lot of times brown gravy or milk gravy is poured on top of them. They can be cut into thin strips and fried. Typically a large amount of grease is required to prepare potatoes in this style, but they are easy to make and easy to eat. You can order them at several fast-food restaurants. Potatoes can also be boiled, stewed, and scalloped. There is a wide variety of options available to you when cooking potatoes.

Some other types of crops grown on farm land are used for other purposes. Cotton is used to make clothing (which I also mentioned earlier). It is a very versatile and inexpensive material for clothes. Such items as shirts, pants, socks, and underwear can be made from cotton. The process of converting cotton from a cotton plant to clothing is fairly complicated. Today, cotton is harvested more efficiently through the use of the cotton gin, invented by Eli Whitney many years ago.

Tobacco is another type of crop. It is used in making cigarettes. A lot of people smoke cigarettes, even though many medical sources have identified them as harmful to people’s health. Warnings are printed on cigarette packages reminding people of possible dangers resulting from smoking. Cigarettes are available in several brands, including Marlboro, Salem, and Virginia Slims. There is a brand called Kool, but I don’t know whether they are still available at most outlets. Tobacco farming is a large industry, and currently there is debate about it. Recently the government decided on some regulations that cost tobacco companies a large amount of money.

If you notice, some farm lands have animals living on them. Most of these are cows, and there are also pigs, sheep, and goats living on farms. Some are raised for the milk they provide. This milk goes through several processes to ensure that it is not contaminated before it is made available to consumers at stores (which I mentioned earlier). Another use for farm animals is meat. Three popular types of meat are beef, pork, and chicken. Beef comes from cows. Pork comes from pigs. Chicken comes from chickens, but you probably knew that. These animals are raised to become plump and healthy, then they are killed, sometimes at slaughter houses. The meat is then removed from their bodies, cleaned, and made available at a variety of stores and restaurants. Sometimes this process can seem gross, but it is part of an advanced ecological food chain on earth. Just like birds eat worms and tigers eat deer, human beings eat cows and pigs. The main difference is that we don’t eat animals raw. We cook the meat to remove blood, fat, and germs from it. We also season our meat with salt or different kinds of sauces. The end result is food that is very tasty and is healthy for us.

Farmers do not like trespassers. If a farmer sees one, he will sometimes shoot at them with a shotgun that he owns. Trespassing is against the law. Laws are created by government to prevent people from living in fear. They are meant to provide safety for citizens. Our government in America consists of a legislative branch, an executive branch, and a judicial branch. The legislative branch makes laws based on the concerns of citizens they represent. The executive branch consists of the President. This person enforces the law, and he has certain other duties like declaring war and approving bills prepared by members of the legislative branch. The President is also considered the leader of our country. The judicial branch interprets the laws. This branch consists of the courts and the trials held in them. Here a judge and jury determine from evidence presented by lawyers whether someone is guilty of breaking a law. Initial law enforcement takes place among police officers. They are the first people to encounter situations where a law is being broken. If a criminal (law-breaker) becomes too violent or hostile, they will use guns or mace or nightsticks to administer immediate punishment. Their goal is to bring the criminal under control, so that he can receive a punishment determined by members of the judicial branch of government. Punishments mostly include time in jail, but they can also include fines and, in extreme cases, the death penalty. There is controversy surrounding the death penalty.

Children play with toys. This is common to almost all kids. Toys come in a very wide variety. Boys tend to like cars, action figures, and toy weapons. Girls tend to like dolls, toy kitchens, and make-up. Both of them like building or assembling things, be it with Legos, blocks, Play-Doh, or something similar. Toys can be found at most stores, and these days entire stores are dedicated to selling only toys. The most popular of these is Toys ‘R’ Us (with a backwards “R”). Their mascot is Geoffrey the Giraffe. Children love to go to Toys ‘R’ Us and look at the wide variety of toys available. Most children receive the greatest quanitity of toys on their birthdays, or during the holiday season in December. For the majority of children, this holiday is Christmas. For Jewish children, the holiday is Channakuh. Either way, the kid gets presents during this time, and most of these presents are toys.

Christmas is a holiday which has gradually become centered around the character “Santa Claus” and his elves and reindeer. Children are told that Santa’s elves build their toys, and Santa delivers them personally to each house in the world by riding in an airborne sleigh hauled by nine reindeer, including Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, who leads the way. Another popular Christmas character is Frosty the Snowman. Frosty is basically any snowman that comes to life. So during Christmas, many children build snowmen, and some of them hope that theirs might come to life. But all of these characters are myths. The true origin of Christmas is a celebration of the birth of Jesus, who founded the religion of Christianity a couple of thousand years ago. Many popular Christmas carols deal with his story, such as “Joy to the World” and “Silent Night.”

Other holidays include Thanksgiving, Halloween, and Independence Day. Thanksgiving has become a tradition of preparing large quantities of food for a large gathering of people, mainly family and friends. This meal usually features turkey or ham as the main course. Turkey and ham are both kinds of meat (which I mentioned earlier). The meal usually also consists of dressing and a wide assortment of vegetables (which I also mentioned earlier). The origin of Thanksgiving is usually traced to the days of the pilgrims, who were the first settlers in America. They made peace with the native people, the Indians, and together enjoyed a large feast, thanking God for providing them with such an abundance. (Their concepts of God were probably very different.)

Halloween is the holiday when people dress in costumes to look like other characters. Most of these are children, who go from door to door in different neighborhoods to request candy from the people living there. They usually say “trick or treat” then receive a treat. Very rarely does the person in the house respond with a trick. Halloween has some sort of demonic origin that I am not quite sure about, but the name derives from “All Hallow’s Eve.” I will not say much about Independence Day, but it is the day Americans celebrate the anniversary of our independence from Britain. Most families purchase fireworks during this holiday and set them off in their lawns (which I mentioned earlier).

America gained independence from Britain in the late 1700’s after the Revolutionary War. Britain was hoping to extend its empire across the Atlantic Ocean, but the colonists who settled the territory did not want to be under Britain’s control, with their various taxes and regulations. Both sides were very passionate about their position on the issue, so a war occurred. This war featured a few heroes, including George Washington and Paul Revere. George Washington became America’s first president when we gained independence. I am not sure what happened to Paul Revere. The Declaration of Independence was written before the war by Thomas Jefferson in 1776 and made clear the position of the colonists. It was signed by many important people, including Ben Franklin and John Hancock. Ben Franklin is well-known for many things. One of these is inventing electrical conductors in the form of lightning rods. A famous tale is that he flew a kite with a small piece of metal somewhere on the string during a lightning storm. This was an effective way to test his theory. Another thing Ben Franklin is known for is publishing Poor Richards Almanac. This was like a magazine and contained some of his famous writings and quotations. One famous quote was “Tell me, I forget. Teach me, I remember. Involve me, I learn.” Maybe this had something to do with why he flew that kite.

Trees are one of our most important natural resources. They are made of wood, and wood can be made into a variety of products. Some of the more obvious kinds are furniture, houses, and toothpicks. However, wood can also be made into paper. When I first heard this, I was skeptical, but it is true. Paper is a very important product in our society. Writers and artists have greatly benefited from the invention of paper. With only some paper and a pen or pencil, a writer can produce stories and poems that can captivate readers. They can also write down historical facts about their society. Actually, these writings don’t become historical until years later. At the time, the writings could probably be considered news. Artists use paper for their drawings and paintings. They can also use canvas. Drawings and paintings can be very beautiful. They can depict a wide variety of subjects, including flowers, animals, landscapes, and people. They can be realistic or impressionistic. Some paintings also attempt to convey emotions merely by the way the colors are combined and the brushstrokes are applied. This is a modern or contemporary approach to art. Many people think this approach does not require as much talent as the realistic styles.

I will end my writing here. I have tried to make it very boring, and I hope I have succeeded. There are plenty of boring documents available for you to read. Check your public library for more information. You can also find boring materials at a bookstore or on websites. Sometimes this information can be found in magazines (which I mentioned earlier).

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Wendigee posted:

till derr

TLDR

Popular queer instagram account pretends to fundraise/ takes money and buys truck/ excuses its lack of transparency by questioning legitimacy of like, the whole system, man.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

The_Continental posted:

TLDR

Popular queer instagram account pretends to fundraise/ takes money and buys truck/ excuses its lack of transparency by questioning legitimacy of like, the whole system, man.

gadzooks

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Pick posted:

Not at all what the article's about?

I know, they should stfu and open a gay bar, make some skrilla.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

its the instagram version of doobies doghouse, the story is hilarious

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Pick posted:

its the instagram version of doobies doghouse, the story is hilarious

Doobies doghouse, except it’s a nonprofit male strip club church annex that houses a for profit hot dog vendor, and the hot dog vendor has been fighting for a liquor license but they need to raise $20000 to bribe a county official. :hmmyes:

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
It's important to realize grifters prey upon compassion and greed. I hope this person very quickly finds out the other reason why registering as a non-profit is important is to avoid being personally held liable for criminal or civil damages. Of course, it's not like the people they're stealing from are exactly the folks that could sue them and get much help.

I also guarantee at some point the job opportunities and perks they provided themselves while stealing from donors will be the proof of good work their org does. "How dare you say a rural queer non-binary person doesn't deserve dignity and good things just because they run a charity!"

Coolness Averted fucked around with this message at 07:29 on Aug 5, 2020

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

The_Continental posted:

TLDR

Popular queer instagram account pretends to fundraise/ takes money and buys truck/ excuses its lack of transparency by questioning legitimacy of like, the whole system, man.

im up in arms, i can't believe someone would try to scam money from a bunch of militant weirdos

shocked i say! shocked!

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Wendigee posted:

im up in arms, i can't believe someone would try to scam money from a bunch of militant weirdos

shocked i say! shocked!

I dont know that classifying rural gays as "militant weirdos" is really the best take. Probably just a really marginalized group thst has its issues exacerbated by high rates of drug use and poor health outcomes.

Mr. Bones
Jan 2, 2011

ain't no law says a skeleton can't play the blues
what's the point of linking the article if you're just going to copy/paste the entire thing into the thread?

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012

Mr. Bones posted:

what's the point of linking the article if you're just going to copy/paste the entire thing into the thread?

Confirming the article is real while also minimizing the effort people need to go through to circumvent paywalls.

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Wendigee posted:

im up in arms, i can't believe someone would try to scam money from a bunch of militant weirdos

shocked i say! shocked!

this is a dumb take and you're dumb

fauna
Dec 6, 2018


Caught between two worlds...
quappalachia

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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Where am I gonna purchase my gay moonshine now?

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