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Escape From Noise

The art of reading people's body language, as you may already know, is actually a real science and not a bunk science spun to the point of absurdity by pop psychologist! So we need to help them out.

Example: The subject his holding their mid region and bouncing back and forth slightly from each leg.
Reading: Subject wishes to polka dance. Approach with extreme caution!

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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
subject has both hands up in the air

reading: subject wants to do the wave!



Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

Macnult

me: for the next example, the subject here is demonstrating no resistance, and has completely stopped in their tracks while awaiting further instructions

*entire class shouting in unison* “STOP RESISTING!”

me: hmm... okay, uh, wrong, but let’s maybe start a bit more.. fundamental. today, we are going to learn “hands up!” and what it means to us inside and outside of the classroom

The Voice of Labor

when a protestor's mouth says "no more cops no more prisons total abolition" their eyes say "gas me, mace me, shove me down and stomp me"

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Macnult posted:

me: for the next example, the subject here is demonstrating no resistance, and has completely stopped in their tracks while awaiting further instructions

*entire class shouting in unison* “STOP RESISTING!”

me: hmm... okay, uh, wrong, but let’s maybe start a bit more.. fundamental. today, we are going to learn “hands up!” and what it means to us inside and outside of the classroom


The Voice of Labor posted:

when a protestor's mouth says "no more cops no more prisons total abolition" their eyes say "gas me, mace me, shove me down and stomp me"

Finger Prince


The Voice of Labor posted:

when a protestor's mouth says "no more cops no more prisons total abolition" their eyes say "gas me, mace me, shove me down and stomp me"

As long as I want you baby it's alright

The Voice of Labor

*cop being shown photos of children playing

"I fear for my life!"

*cop being shown nuremberg rally videos

*he develops an erection and a look of placid serenity

"I, I feel so peaceful, so comfortable, like I am home, like I am back inside my father's butthole"

The Voice of Labor

poo poo, that should probably be gas me, mace me, shove me down and taze me

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Macnult

cop flipping me off as i shake my head and turn his hand around while raising his index finger

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