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nut posted:aw hun come back to bed just pretend the funko pops aren’t looking at you lmao |
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babe I just put the finishing touches on my masterpiece. *rips a huge fart* |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:As my marriage has been foundering on rocky shores, I'm sure adding a useless, 30 year old boyfriend will give my wife and I a common enemy to unite against.
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Aug 17, 2020 10:15
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leaving my caring and providing husband for my 30 something stoner boyfriend. We are going to sell beads together |
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Aug 17, 2020 11:07
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old friend posted:leaving my caring and providing husband for my 30 something stoner boyfriend. We are going to sell beads together babe, it's called bartering and its really important to me that you know the difference
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Aug 17, 2020 12:41
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i'm dumb as hell, i make bad decisions, and am bored. lets kiss
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Aug 17, 2020 15:05
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oh youre in your thirties? heh... i'm only in my Early thirties...
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Aug 17, 2020 21:21
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nut posted:babe, it's called bartering and its really important to me that you know the difference My criteria for the perfect man: 1. Anarcho-primitivist 2. his bedroom walls all have UV wallhangings, for smoking weed and looking at and saying "oh gently caress cool, a glowing alien!" 3. balls but no dick |
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Aug 17, 2020 22:33
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old friend posted:My criteria for the perfect man: Went to college with that guy, but he's in his forties now. |
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Aug 18, 2020 01:11
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collecting boyfriends for a quest to steal treasure from a certain well-known dragon. you can be a female boyfriend, that's totally okay, just realize that you're probably going to get roasted by dragonfire. well worth it if I can get my hands on that hoard ofc
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Aug 18, 2020 02:34
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gandalf: bilbo meet your new boyfriends, dwalin, balin, kili, fili, dori, nori, ori, oin, gloin, bifur, bofur, bombur, and thorin
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Aug 18, 2020 02:36
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Manifisto posted:gandalf: bilbo meet your new boyfriends, dwalin, balin, kili, fili, dori, nori, ori, oin, gloin, bifur, bofur, bombur, and thorin |
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Aug 18, 2020 02:44
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hi lady, you have a job in an office and a car manufactured within the decade. my name is Jeff and all my stories are about getting drunk in college. on our first date i'm going to try cramming my fingers into your squish mitten while we're looking at a river because im too broke to try fingering you in a restaurant.
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Aug 18, 2020 04:27
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sure, I understand that tier lists sound boring at first. that's because you haven't gotten to know them. there is a non-sexist reason for having a "girl tier," I assure you, and can explain in 78 distinct points. (1) imagine "girl" as in the phrase "you go, girl" . . . it's empowering (2) this one requires some knowledge of anime. in the show
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Aug 18, 2020 04:36
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watho posted:if only there was a guy for me, a barely legal babe with huge knockers. all i want is an older schlob who barely takes care of their apartment and just eat canned chili in front of their computer for dinner every day speaking of, unban logan. she did nothing wrong. crimes |
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Aug 18, 2020 04:36
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i’m so tired of men wanting me to yell at them to do housework and chores more, or complaining that i want to have sex with them too often. if only there was someone for me
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i've got several illegitimate children, how about we make one more?
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Aug 18, 2020 04:37
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I kissed my cousins gf yesterday actually so I’m not actually looking to be serious just Incase that goes anywhere. |
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Aug 18, 2020 04:51
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Manifisto posted:sure, I understand that tier lists sound boring at first. that's because you haven't gotten to know them. there is a non-sexist reason for having a "girl tier," I assure you, and can explain in 78 distinct points. |
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Aug 18, 2020 04:54
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yes we can get married but only if i'm a sullen poo poo the entire time whose singular redeeming trait is that, some times, i bring you pasta
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Aug 18, 2020 04:54
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The_Rob posted:I kissed my cousins gf yesterday actually so I’m not actually looking to be serious just Incase that goes anywhere. lol was there tongue
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Aug 18, 2020 05:07
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Manifisto posted:lol duh |
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Aug 18, 2020 05:13
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Minmaxing boyfriend's over here
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Aug 18, 2020 10:53
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City of Glompton posted:i'm dumb as hell, i make bad decisions, and am bored. lets kiss Manifisto posted:gandalf: bilbo meet your new boyfriends, dwalin, balin, kili, fili, dori, nori, ori, oin, gloin, bifur, bofur, bombur, and thorin
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Aug 18, 2020 13:30
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watho posted:if only there was a guy for me, a barely legal babe with huge knockers. all i want is an older schlob who barely takes care of their apartment and just eat canned chili in front of their computer for dinner every day ARE YOU STILL IN THE THREAD? slumpy |
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Aug 18, 2020 15:39
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did he get the car in the divorce, or did he just steal it? and other questions to roll around in the back of your head as he attempts to penetrate you with a whiskey-flaccid penis
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Aug 18, 2020 16:14
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Manifisto posted:gandalf: bilbo meet your new boyfriends, dwalin, balin, kili, fili, dori, nori, ori, oin, gloin, bifur, bofur, bombur, and thorin |
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Aug 18, 2020 17:31
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guy in his thirties who wants to be your boyfriend vs. guy in his twenties who wants to do all the things a boyfriend would do, but without the title |
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Id rather not be labeled "guy in his thirties" im not really ready for that step quite yet |
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Aug 18, 2020 20:35
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Manifisto posted:sure, I understand that tier lists sound boring at first. that's because you haven't gotten to know them. there is a non-sexist reason for having a "girl tier," I assure you, and can explain in 78 distinct points. PHIZ KALIFA posted:hi lady, you have a job in an office and a car manufactured within the decade. my name is Jeff and all my stories are about getting drunk in college. on our first date i'm going to try cramming my fingers into your squish mitten while we're looking at a river because im too broke to try fingering you in a restaurant.
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Aug 19, 2020 00:31
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hey girl, have you ever puked on yourself so bad you got banned from Bolt Bus for life?
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Aug 19, 2020 01:38
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i have nothing to offer you but my undying love and all of my save states |
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Aug 19, 2020 15:26
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Spinz posted:I clicked dammit I’m married, doesn’t stop me from wanting love. I’ll find it one day 
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Aug 21, 2020 17:21
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"ok babe, its time for the truth. you're right, i'm not actually 30 - but i wasn't lying when i said ive experienced aggressive male pattern baldness."
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Aug 21, 2020 17:45
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[me to a group of guys in their thirties who want to be my boyfriend] Alright lads, let's see them cocks |
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Aug 21, 2020 23:50
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hey babe can you get this for us, ill get you back when my paycheck somes in |
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Aug 22, 2020 00:00
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babe i already told you im not going to take any old job, i need to get a job im passionate about! *takes bongrip and farts* will you pick up pizza on your way home from work?
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Aug 22, 2020 00:04
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old friend posted:[me to a group of guys in their thirties who want to be my boyfriend] Alright lads, let's see them cocks haha Yeah ok just give me a sec ok??? hahah just like give me a few. it’s coming out don’t worry just give me a fuckin second ok????!!!! |
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*you have received a message from a user not on your friend's list*
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