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Shipping options: usps
a凸[◣_◢]凸 unban Anne fraje fanfic a凸[◣_◢]凸 Summer FYA D 2022 a凸[◣_◢]凸 good bird byw hot cocoa on the couch |
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Aug 18, 2020 00:50
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i'd like to inquire about the pop sockets as well can these be utilized with the snails
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Aug 18, 2020 00:53
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Free shipping is the least they can do.
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Aug 18, 2020 00:53
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(thick new jersey accent calling myhappysnails.com customer service): yea i'd like to complain about mah 481 snails!
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Aug 18, 2020 00:55
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im gonna return them in 29 days
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Aug 18, 2020 01:05
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Dear MyHappySnails.com, I'd like to complain about my most recent order of snails from your website. I ordered 481 giant african land snails for a small snail eating competition I put on in my home town (check out https://www.snailathonboise.org). After cooking a mere 30 of these snails our snail cook Tucker's handmade snail fryer was completely inoperable due to slime buildup around the fry basket. Please include in the snail "owners manual" that comes with these a warning around the issue. I've included 451 snails in the box attached. Please add the funds back onto my MyHappySnails.com gift card.
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Aug 18, 2020 01:09
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vanisher posted:Dear MyHappySnails.com, slumpy |
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Aug 18, 2020 01:14
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Calling customer service and asking if they can just e-mail me the snails. They haven't dodged the trap yet 
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Aug 18, 2020 02:12
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vanisher posted:Dear MyHappySnails.com, |
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Aug 18, 2020 02:29
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481 halfway sexual snails. never again 1/5 stars
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Aug 18, 2020 04:53
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Man they don't even have chainmail bikinis!
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Aug 18, 2020 09:07
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Hello, yes, do you offer any options for expedited shipping? Oh. Just the regular kind then. I see. Makes sense. |
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Aug 18, 2020 12:45
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$500 order w/ free shipping when you order from anywhere that isn’t New Jersey |
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Aug 18, 2020 16:03
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Yes, myhappysnails.com? The picture of the african land snail included a hand. I am missing the hands in my order.
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Aug 18, 2020 16:27
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COMPLETE THE RIDDLE IN ORDER TO VERIFY YOU ARE NOT A BOT: A snail in the hand is worth ___________
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Aug 18, 2020 16:32
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49.95, tax included.
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Aug 18, 2020 16:32
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Slumpy posted:COMPLETE THE RIDDLE IN ORDER TO VERIFY YOU ARE NOT A BOT: A snail in the hand is worth ___________ Slumpy posted:49.95, tax included. lol
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Aug 18, 2020 16:50
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vanisher posted:Dear MyHappySnails.com, |
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Aug 18, 2020 17:30
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Paulie: There's money in these fuckin' snails Tony, people love em. They hold em, look at the pictchas Tony: What duh gently caress? African Land snails ay? My Daughter dated one of em and I wasn't too happy in season 3 Paulie: She dated a african land snail tony? Tony: naw *types in 481 times 49.95, tax included into an accountants calculator* an african slumpy |
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Aug 18, 2020 17:35
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*tony grabs a debtor by the collar* YOU OWE ME THREE POINT EIGHT THOUSAND LAND SNAILS, GARY please tony, I dont got it yet, here's one thousand giant african land snails tony: I WANT THE REST TOMORROW, YOU HEAR ME? slumpy |
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Aug 18, 2020 17:38
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"Hello, MyHappySnails.com? I'm looking for something that will make people perceive me as a crazy cat lady, except worse." "...Thank you, that's perfect." |
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Aug 18, 2020 17:38
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“What was it about those giant african land snails that meant so much to you?” she asks, gently persistent. Tony realizes the truth: the giant african land snails represent his own brood. “I’m afraid I’m going to lose my family,”
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Aug 18, 2020 17:40
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Musluk posted:Man they don't even have chainmail bikinis! wtf!? they should put something like that in the item description, not hide it in the fine print! |
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Aug 18, 2020 17:56
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 Wait now I'm concerned what happened to the model? Did the snails get her? |
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Aug 18, 2020 18:04
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Aug 18, 2020 19:24
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vanisher posted:Snilf |
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Aug 18, 2020 19:25
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vanisher posted:Snilf |
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Aug 18, 2020 19:32
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google THIS posted:
Faithfully producing every body measurement of a model that doesn't exist
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Aug 18, 2020 20:42
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vanisher posted:Snilf |
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Aug 18, 2020 20:54
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ey ey, you ain't gettin one fuckin cent until I check the merchandise *leans over and gives the snail a lil smooch. snail blushes and pops into its shell* Peruvian Bashfuls. you're a fuckin dead man |
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Aug 18, 2020 20:59
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alnilam posted:Faithfully producing every body measurement of a model that doesn't exist |
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Aug 18, 2020 21:29
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FutonForensic posted:ey ey, you ain't gettin one fuckin cent until I check the merchandise |
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Aug 18, 2020 21:30
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 why would a snail mom need to be a girl
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Aug 18, 2020 21:39
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freaking blasting out these burpees at the gym in my snail mom shirt |
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Aug 18, 2020 21:40
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vanisher posted:Yes, myhappysnails.com? The picture of the african land snail included a hand. I am missing the hands in my order. giant african hand snail the hand is an auxiliary shell
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Aug 18, 2020 21:51
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vanisher posted:
Snail Mow 
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Aug 18, 2020 21:52
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alnilam posted:Snail Mow Snail Menu
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Aug 18, 2020 22:19
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FutonForensic posted:ey ey, you ain't gettin one fuckin cent until I check the merchandise lmfao
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Aug 19, 2020 01:15
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FutonForensic posted:ey ey, you ain't gettin one fuckin cent until I check the merchandise slumpy |
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Aug 19, 2020 02:19
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