JOHN CENA posted:

JOHN CENA posted:

i had a bad phase when i was 15 for like 2 months where i would just casually drink hotsauce like if it were a beverage. i would go to the fridge grab the small bottle of louisiana red dot hot sauce, and take small sips as i posted on tha web and played video games, not gluggin it down but just little sips. i would eventually build up enough tolerance to where i would take down an entire bottle in 3 days and my mom started to get concerned why we kept going through hot sauce so quickly but i just kept it up since i wasnt feeling any problems. finally during a critical moment as i was about to take down the dark lich in secret of mana i felt a sharp sharp searing pain in my abdomen like someone had stabbed me. i briefly thought it was the lich hacking the game to hurt me in real life so i couldnt win but then realized no something was probably really wrong. i cried for my mom to help me and she brought me to the hospital thinking that my appendix had burst, but it turned out to be a glut of kidney stones and they'd have to keep me to induce passing. when they questioned my eating and drinking habits i told them (and my mom finally) that i had a bad hot sauce drinking habit and the shame from admitting that was almost as painful as passing sodium rocks through my pee hole over the next 6 hours. i still enjoy hot sauce to this day but i never did beat the dark lich.

JOHN CENA posted:

i had a bad phase when i was 15 for like 2 months where i would just casually drink hotsauce like if it were a beverage. i would go to the fridge grab the small bottle of louisiana red dot hot sauce, and take small sips as i posted on tha web and played video games, not gluggin it down but just little sips. i would eventually build up enough tolerance to where i would take down an entire bottle in 3 days and my mom started to get concerned why we kept going through hot sauce so quickly but i just kept it up since i wasnt feeling any problems. finally during a critical moment as i was about to take down the dark lich in secret of mana i felt a sharp sharp searing pain in my abdomen like someone had stabbed me. i briefly thought it was the lich hacking the game to hurt me in real life so i couldnt win but then realized no something was probably really wrong. i cried for my mom to help me and she brought me to the hospital thinking that my appendix had burst, but it turned out to be a glut of kidney stones and they'd have to keep me to induce passing. when they questioned my eating and drinking habits i told them (and my mom finally) that i had a bad hot sauce drinking habit and the shame from admitting that was almost as painful as passing sodium rocks through my pee hole over the next 6 hours. i still enjoy hot sauce to this day but i never did beat the dark lich.