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A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica
I think when the voice isn't giving directions it should be making car noises that follow your speed and gear changes.

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
sorry about ur thread OP ):

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
It should also tell you what gear you should be in and if you're driving too close to one side of the lane.

Uriah Heep
Apr 28, 2010

im having a bit of an existential crisis here guys
Acts like it smells my rank farts and verbally abuses me while opening the windows

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica

Nooner posted:

sorry about ur thread OP ):

Its fine, i said what I wanted.

TURN LEFT AT MAIN buurrrrr duuurrrr

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay house
it should let me figure out how to get places for myself but give me little hints if i need it. it should also help me find my wife

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica
Burrr durrrr nurrrrr SCREEEEE burn out

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

A Grand Egg posted:

I think when the voice isn't giving directions it should be making car noises that follow your speed and gear changes.

I think it should moan seductively while I'm doing what it tells me.


A Grand Egg posted:

Burrr durrrr nurrrrr SCREEEEE burn out

Don't sign your posts

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


flared base for one! sex balls would be the next thing but a guy can only dream you know what im saying fellas. . . ;)

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

It should berate you for your choice of car.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
iPhone Map App v1.32.34.51245.5613 (524.6MB) release notes:
- Bug fixes and performance improvements

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


maybe a sexy voice that moans every direction and also a nozzle on the front that could keep me moist in moments of uncertainty.

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay house
an alarm that sounds whenever im about to pass a cemetery so i can get ready to hold my breath so as to not anger the spirits

Inept
Jul 8, 2003

I think it should give you voice ads and suggest that you modify your route to visit sponsored businesses to save 10% today

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
the best way to improve an Iphone whilst driving is to get it up to 80 or so and chuck that poo poo out the winda!!!

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica

20 Blunts posted:

the best way to improve an Iphone whilst driving is to get it up to 80 or so and chuck that poo poo out the winda!!!


When you go to buy it turn 360 degrees and walk away

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

I think it should moan seductively while I'm doing what it tells me.


Don't sign your posts


TURN LEFT ON DEGRASSI burrrrrr [gear change] duuurrr

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


i need to stop waking up so horny. it must be all the sexual literature i am reading and writing and dreaming about.

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay house

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

i need to stop waking up so horny. it must be all the sexual literature i am reading and writing and dreaming about.

would love to sample your works..

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
You should be able to make the voice be mean.
"Turn left on fith, you stupid mother fucker. You idiot."

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

i need to stop waking up so horny. it must be all the sexual literature i am reading and writing and dreaming about.


Maybe staying on thread topic would loving help

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


A Grand Egg posted:

Maybe staying on thread topic would loving help

im sorry to disturb your tech conference, please continue

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

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ELLAMENNO-P


The GPS voiceover should be louder than the porn, and the picture in picture shouldn't cover up the genitalia

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ
i should be able to post while driving why doesn't the awful app have auto support

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
It should tell me where DUI checkpoints are on my way home from a bar.

Uriah Heep
Apr 28, 2010

im having a bit of an existential crisis here guys

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:

It should tell me where DUI checkpoints are on my way home from a bar.

It should randomly play police sirens when you're on the way home from the bar.

RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.
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A Grand Egg posted:

Burrr durrrr nurrrrr SCREEEEE burn out

Does it make real car sounds or like the car sounds a person makes with their mouth because I vote for the latter.

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay house
i use my phone to listen to the final fantasy 7 soundtrack. but you won't find that on your driving apps

Sex Skeleton
Aug 16, 2018

For when lonely nights turn bonely
When I yell at the computer voice to tell it that it is pronouncing all the Native American place names incorrectly I expect it to listen and learn.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i want it to make horse galloping sounds whenever the car is moving

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
It should criticize your driving in Fran Drescher’s voice

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Communist Toast posted:

Acts like it smells my rank farts and verbally abuses me while opening the windows

Until somebody creates a smell based computer input, true AI is impossible.

Sex Skeleton posted:

When I yell at the computer voice to tell it that it is pronouncing all the Native American place names incorrectly I expect it to listen and learn.

The computer is doing it on purpose because it is a racist.

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