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spatial trait
Aug 7, 2009

Burps. We all have them. You can squelch them or let them pass without notice like a real loving schmuck. Or you can put some English on it - here's a list of some of the best things I've found to say while burping. Try them out, or post your favorite belching syllables.

Short staccato bursts:
Milk
Barack
Frampton
Burlap
Lemon

Multi-syllable growlers:
Gordy Howe
Botswana
Arugula
Du
Du hast
Du hast mich
Gorilla
Nicuragua
Gas thread, ban OP

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ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
fart out my mouf

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica
Dick burp my rear end

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Ever burp so hard that you throw up on your mask

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica

Colonel Cancer posted:

Ever burp so hard that you throw up on your mask

Mask?

LOL plague-lander

spatial trait
Aug 7, 2009

A Grand Egg posted:

Mask?

LOL plague-lander

Masks are scent recyclers, and therefore good. As long as you make wise dietary choices.

Clearly there are obvious drawbacks for goons.

Macichne Leainig
Jul 26, 2012

by VG

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

fart out my mouf

If this is true then I burp out of my rear end

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


barf is my go to burp word its nice please try it. made up words work too when the barf charm wears off. hornbulus. breet. googa.

spatial trait
Aug 7, 2009

Forgot a few:

Rhubarb
Rutabaga
Rorsharch

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Farting is where it's at.

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:

Farting is where it's at.

serious post do you think i have any real kind of chance with victoria

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YDW-IUowCA

prayer group
May 31, 2011

$#$%^&@@*!!!
"Baobab" is the best word to burp.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




buddy of mine started saying the word "YES" while burping twenty years ago as a party joke and now I don't think he can stop. I've never heard him burp normally, even in really inappropriate situations while his girlfriend glared at him. I think he might not even realize he's doing it

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Uruk-hai

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
What is the word for the shart equivalent of a burp? I think they should be called burfs.

Strumpie
Dec 9, 2012

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:

Farting is where it's at.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

Telebite posted:

serious post do you think i have any real kind of chance with victoria

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YDW-IUowCA

Yeah man, go for it

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

Colonel Cancer posted:

Ever burp so hard that you throw up on your mask

Not all of us live in sewers underneath opera houses you know.

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phobo
Aug 7, 2008
You forgot root beer burps. They are the best.

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