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Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017

by Pragmatica
Muldoon
They were all DEAD!

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That Dang Lizard
Jul 13, 2016

what; an idiomt

Jeffrey Dahmer posted:

They were all DEAD!

drat, sorry to hear that. Better luck next time.

Stunt_enby
Feb 6, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
it's a DIY kit, your copy of the Necronomicon should be under the corpses

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

I'M STILL IN A DREAM
SNNNAAAAAAAKKEE EEEEAAAATER

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay house
i went on a walk today and saw a ribbon snake eat a frog. that's my snake alive story

luncheon meat
Oct 11, 2007

Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo
no thankyewwwww

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

i wonder what killed them, JEFFREY DAHMER???

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay house
i have a picture of the snake but it's not good. it was really flipping out and going buck wild in them long grass

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Reptiles tend to be less hearty than mammals when removed from their natural environment. Try getting one of those build your own snake kits that come with a variety of tools to help you craft kittens into adorable snake replicas.

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017

by Pragmatica
Muldoon

Wall Balls posted:

i wonder what killed them, JEFFREY DAHMER???


They should have put holes in the bag, so they could grow up to be Killer Pythons!

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Should have bought some Mummies Alive! figures, their value can only go up.

Edit: Check this cool poo poo out:

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


that poor sphinx just wants the drat kids to get off his lawn.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i once found a live frog two feet underground, where it had been crushed under a 200 lb tombstone for several weeks. it was surprisingly perfectly fine.

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Oct 12, 2009

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

i once found a live frog two feet underground, where it had been crushed under a 200 lb tombstone for several weeks. it was surprisingly perfectly fine.

some amphibians estivate underground when its real hot and dry, maybe he was just chillin?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Knormal posted:

Should have bought some Mummies Alive! figures, their value can only go up.

Edit: Check this cool poo poo out:


Shown: me posting on the forums on my Sphinx PC

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

mummies alive was rad. Nefer-tina? brilliant wordplay.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Knormal posted:

Should have bought some Mummies Alive! figures, their value can only go up.

Edit: Check this cool poo poo out:


That sphinx hosed me.

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017

by Pragmatica
Muldoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d2jLCmt6vg

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

i once found a live frog two feet underground, where it had been crushed under a 200 lb tombstone for several weeks. it was surprisingly perfectly fine.

Robbing graves again HUH

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




You're a sick son of a bitch OP

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Big Beef City posted:

Shown: me posting on the forums on my Sphinx PC
Nice CRT monitor grandpa.

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Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016

Knormal posted:

Should have bought some Mummies Alive! figures, their value can only go up.

Edit: Check this cool poo poo out:


woah gently caress. I completely forgot about those. I may have had a different playset.

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