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Fool me once, shame on me for not researching your scam before jumping headfirst into it. Fool me twice, shame on you for repeatedly taking advantage of the mentally feeble.Dangerous Minority posted:Life is like a box of chocolates, but then you open it up and realize it's just a big box of poo poo Life is like a box of chocolates -- there are like one or two good pieces in there. Bogus Adventure posted:A penny saved is a penny your creditors can seize once you go bankrupt A penny saved is only a penny earned after several years of 1% APY interest.
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Aug 25, 2020 14:33
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that dog won't hunt, it's decomposing
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Aug 25, 2020 20:44
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Beauty is only skin deep. Underneath is a nasty mess of blood and tissue and organs that are so gross it will make you throw up.
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Aug 25, 2020 21:15
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i killed two birds with one stone. i'm a complete psycho who loves to murder animals with sweet trick shots. watch me kill 8 dogs in a single pool break
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Aug 25, 2020 21:33
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You can lead a horse to water and he'll probably drink because you've been riding his loving back all day.
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Aug 25, 2020 21:37
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You miss 100% of the shits you don't take.
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Aug 25, 2020 22:50
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Piss is stored in the bladder.
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Aug 25, 2020 22:56
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A bird in the hand is scratching the gently caress out of my hand and I think it's done a poo poo as well, oh gently caress it's in the scratches, someone google diseases carried in bird poo poo, why am I still holding this loving bird?
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Aug 25, 2020 23:49
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gently caress softly and carry a big stick
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Aug 26, 2020 04:20
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One in the stink is worth two in the pink
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Aug 26, 2020 04:23
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PinheadSlim posted:gently caress softly and carry a big I mean it was right there.
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A penny saved is a waste of effort
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