those river shirts where theres cartoon girls in bikinis

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The_Rob: Blah blah blah blah!!

those were tight. you would see like cartoon boobs and butts. they were cool.

# ? Aug 26, 2020 16:07

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Macnult

cartoon butts that make you sit back and think about real butts

# ? Aug 26, 2020 16:12

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

more than once i was fooled by those cartoon butts and boobs

# ? Aug 26, 2020 16:15

The_Rob: Blah blah blah blah!!

Macnult posted:

cartoon butts that make you sit back and think about real butts

a beer in my hand and a butt in my mind.

this...is living.

# ? Aug 26, 2020 16:27

vanisher

Just picking out some shirts for my river trip and I found Manifisto's brother

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# ? Aug 26, 2020 17:30

Khanstant

remember when a kid at school has his shirt inside-out because the AP made him and you could just tell there were some cool honkers hidden withion

# ? Aug 26, 2020 17:31

vanisher

Khanstant posted:

remember when a kid at school has his shirt inside-out because the AP made him and you could just tell there were some cool honkers hidden withion

flipping my shirt inside out to pretend like my mom lets me buy some badass boob shirts

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# ? Aug 26, 2020 17:33

The_Rob: Blah blah blah blah!!

Khanstant posted:

remember when a kid at school has his shirt inside-out because the AP made him and you could just tell there were some cool honkers hidden withion

I would just sit in the back of my class and be like drat I wish he would just flip that shirt the other way.

# ? Aug 26, 2020 17:45

STING 64

they're no big dogs which is the only acceptable apparel when ur family takes you to six flags

# ? Aug 26, 2020 19:40

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Am I too old to know what a river shirt is? Anybody remember hypercolor?

# ? Aug 26, 2020 19:54

Macnult

it was an itsy bitsy tini wini cartoon ahegao bikini

# ? Aug 26, 2020 20:24

vanisher

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# ? Aug 26, 2020 20:49

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Do I look like a freakin' big titty fully sexual snail?

# ? Aug 26, 2020 21:38

Macnult

vanisher posted:

# ? Aug 26, 2020 22:17

The_Rob: Blah blah blah blah!!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Am I too old to know what a river shirt is? Anybody remember hypercolor?

they�re river shirts because you only got them at like boat shows and the river at tourists shops.

it�s something like Big Johnson

# ? Aug 26, 2020 22:22

Prof. Crocodile

wearing a big johnson t-shirt tucked into my jeans, which are held up with a braided belt and tight-rolled, a mullet tickling my neck as i bang my head to guns 'n' roses songs and hurry home to watch family matters... man 2018 was a great year

# ? Aug 26, 2020 23:18

The_Rob: Blah blah blah blah!!

Prof. Crocodile posted:

wearing a big johnson t-shirt tucked into my jeans, which are held up with a braided belt and tight-rolled, a mullet tickling my neck as i bang my head to guns 'n' roses songs and hurry home to watch family matters... man 2018 was a great year

this guy understands the river lifestyle.

# ? Aug 26, 2020 23:43

alnilam

vanisher posted:

# ? Aug 27, 2020 03:41

Escape From Noise

Prof. Crocodile posted:

wearing a big johnson t-shirt tucked into my jeans, which are held up with a braided belt and tight-rolled, a mullet tickling my neck as i bang my head to guns 'n' roses songs and hurry home to watch family matters... man 2018 was a great year

Do this while popping a "cold one" and chewing some dip and you are going full River Rat

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# ? Aug 27, 2020 16:20

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

ur parents telling you to avert your gaze as a man and his wife with cartoonishly large breasts walk past your family and he turns to you and gives you a thumbs up. the back of his shirt reads 'if youve got the nuts then you gotta go all in'

# ? Aug 28, 2020 05:23

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Evil Bob posted:

ur parents telling you to avert your gaze as a man and his wife with cartoonishly large breasts walk past your family and he turns to you and gives you a thumbs up. the back of his shirt reads 'if youve got the nuts then you gotta go all in'

lmbo. this guy is now ur only role model

# ? Aug 28, 2020 06:13

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

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# ? Aug 28, 2020 06:16

The_Rob: Blah blah blah blah!!

all weekend me and my cousin are hoping some girl flashes us at the river and the one time it happens I�m not looking cause I�m grabbing a soda.

# ? Aug 28, 2020 06:19

FutonForensic

Big Johnson [Gigantism (for men named "Johnson")]: They'll always want your BIG JOHNSON when you're BIG JOHNSON

# ? Aug 28, 2020 06:25

FutonForensic

Big Johnson (Tautology): You've Got a BIG JOHNSON when You've Got a BIG JOHNSON

# ? Aug 28, 2020 06:30

Escape From Noise

Asking the doc to feel my BIG JOHNSON because I think I might have a serious medical condition

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# ? Aug 28, 2020 20:20

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 15:47

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

staring intently as we pass the party island hosting a wet t shirt contest

# ? Aug 28, 2020 20:34

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