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My puppy, she's like 20 weeks old, and she'll barge into the bathroom or whine at the door incessantly if I go in alone. Then the weird poo poo starts. I'll be pissing, and she'll try to drink my piss mid-stream. I'm a male, btw, piss standing up. So I can't swat her away, cause I don't want to piss all over my bathroom, and if I have to choose between pissing in my dog's mouth or on my bathroom wall, it's gonna be my dog's mouth, sorry. She really don't stay or sit yet, so I'm not sure where I can give positive praise and stuff. She just tears at the door until she pushes it open, walks up to the toilet, looks at my face of horror and starts lapping my piss out of mid-air. I, uh, assume she'll grow out of it, or something? e: probably missed a detail, she's a border collie, so she's pretty smart! But just...drat, stop drinking my piss wtf (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) Grem fucked around with this message at 05:20 on Aug 27, 2020 |
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# ? Aug 27, 2020 05:37 |
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Okay how do I get her to stop? Hopefully I don't have to communicate in the same way. She did it again this morning!
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# ? Aug 27, 2020 16:34 |
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You could buy or use the door for your bathroom? Have you tried to piss in the sink yet?
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 10:54 |
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I feel like I've gotten better at closing the door, she whines and scratches at it and that's annoying. I think the main problem now is when I roll out of bed in the morning and just want to take my morning pee,that's difficult to remember that my dog will run across the house to get a sip of my sweet sweet piss. I haven't peed in a sink in about 15 years but I think my dog already considers me a weirdo enough, what with trying to put all my drinkable piss in a toilet.
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 15:50 |
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have you literally tried a border collie BDSM suit? comes with a ball gag too. maybe you should tie her legs together after you get her all put in her costume. then drag her into the bathroom by a harness rope at the absolute correct position that she can see you pissing in the toilet. do this every time. i bet she will not drink your piss again. you own me 200 dollars plus the 1700 for the BDSM dog suit. ball gag not included. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 17:27 |
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just pee sitting down, it’s relaxing (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 22:24 |
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Munkeylord posted:have you literally tried a border collie BDSM suit? comes with a ball gag too. maybe you should tie her legs together after you get her all put in her costume. then drag her into the bathroom by a harness rope at the absolute correct position that she can see you pissing in the toilet. do this every time. i bet she will not drink your piss again. you own me 200 dollars plus the 1700 for the BDSM dog suit. ball gag not included. What's your venmo?
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# ? Aug 29, 2020 23:31 |
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Grem posted:if I have to choose between pissing in my dog's mouth or on my bathroom wall, it's gonna be my dog's mouth, sorry.
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# ? Sep 1, 2020 22:25 |
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Pictures or video or it never happened.
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Are you diabetic OP ? Get checked out by a dogtor.
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