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Star Me Kitten posted:Request for advice: I see 1+ human(s) basically every day and I do this all the time. I recommend mixing it up by singing nonsense, shouting gibberish, rapping, improvising comedy bits with yourself, rehearse what you'd say if X person was strapped to a chair and forced to listen to you, walk like a satyr and make the pan flute noises, or just practice tuvan throat singing until you get tuckered out.
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Dear Star Me Kitten, I love chewy spree, and bought a 5 lbs. bag off amazon awhile back. However, I'm diabetic now and can't eat them, which would be a huge waste. I do however have a cat. He refuses to eat the spree and spits them out when I put them in her tiny mouth. How do I make the cat eat the spree?
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UltraRed posted:Dear Star Me Kitten, Instead of trying to feed your cat the spree, why not come up with another use for the leftover candy. Perhaps you can glue them together in a creative way and fashion a toy for your cat to play with. At the very least you can cover the new cat toy with catnip. Eventually, it is possible that your cat may lick the toy into nonexistence.
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Colonel Cancer posted:Have you considered nurturing an unhealthy parasocial relationship with a podcast or two? I would also recommend a twitch video game streamer or an OnlyFans girl
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Dear Star Me Kitten, I recently fashioned a cat toy out of candy and rubber cement. I covered it in cat nip to entice the cat to play with it. He started playing with it and rolling around in it, but now the candy is stuck to his fur. He stop looking at me and meowing. How do I stop him from meowing. I tried to put a chewy spree in her mouth but she spit it out.
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Colonel Cancer posted:Have you considered nurturing an unhealthy parasocial relationship with a podcast or two? I have chosen Trueanon. It’s going to be great!
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I want to eat an entire avocados worth of guacamole every day but I don't know if I should.
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Sep 4, 2020 14:10
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Star Me Kitten posted:I have chosen Trueanon. It’s going to be great! A popular choice I am sure. I've been listening to a lot of Welcome to Nightvale over the years myself 
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Funky See Funky Do posted:I want to eat an entire avocados worth of guacamole every day but I don't know if I should. Aren't you aware an avocado a day keeps the doctor away. Avocados have healing properties. You should eat at least 6 avocados a day, but not only eat them. You should rub them all over your body and into your skin and brush your teeth with them. We are talking major health benefits over here buddy.
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Can you take them as a suppository?
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Sep 4, 2020 16:59
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Colonel Cancer posted:Can you take them as a suppository? Sure if you want plopamole
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Sep 4, 2020 17:03
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Waterbed Wendy posted:plop-a-mole My favorite arcade game.
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Literally A Person posted:My favorite arcade game. Should I check this out? It sounds kind of messy tbh.
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Colonel Cancer posted:Can you take them as a suppository? with enough determination and stretching you can take anything as a suppository. namaste.
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