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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
which is cool, because there's just about nothing cooler than jet packs!!

https://twitter.com/WBTWNews13/status/1300935854744104962?s=20

quote:

“Tower, American 1997. We just passed a guy in a jet pack,” the American Airlines pilot reports to the control tower.

hmm

https://twitter.com/AmbJohnBoIton/status/1300819765796179968?s=19


:staredog: Well that seals it, going to sell my car and get a jet pack when these bad boys come out. Finally the future is here.


e: found what i think is the jetpack in that second one

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daedalus_Flight_Pack

only $250k at launch! i think i know what the next goon fund me should be about

AARD VARKMAN fucked around with this message at 00:34 on Sep 2, 2020

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OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
we did it, the future, we're here

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

can't wait to play Tribes IRL

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

World of Jet Packs is the name of my upcoming MMORPG and you bet your rear end im suing you for copyright infringement OP

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

to be clear, World of Jet Packs does not feature jetpacks, but rather packs of jets that can be bought in loot crates

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret

Tace Vim posted:

can't wait to play Tribes IRL

Shazbot!

I am -- Hi!

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
You're gonna break your neck with that thing OP!

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


I think I slowly watched the development of these things on YouTube over the course of a few years through random recommendations. The original concept had the guy trying to build a functional Iron Man suit and spent a lot of wasted time trying to base the design on that - with the two thrusters on the feet and two on the palms. They had the tech for the little jet engines down and it was powerful but it impossible to stabilize when you had 4 limbs with rockets attached to them.

They arrived at the one jetpack + two jets in the megaman arms that turned out to be pretty stable like a tripod of force that is apparently not too hard to control.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



I for one am thrilled to possibly die in a jetpack accident.


I'm not even being sarcastic, dying because of a jetpack would be way cooler than like heart attack or car crash

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Tace Vim posted:

can't wait to play Tribes IRL

*blasts rocket into feet*

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
it isn't officially the future until I own a death ray, shrink ray, really any kind of ray gun would really clinch it

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
*shows up to party in jetpack*

“Psssshhhhhh what did you guys drive? A lambo? I mean that’s a cool car if you’re like, a 16 year old girl or something. Don’t hit your head on the roof of you’re G4 peon hahahahhabaaahahahaaa” :flipoff:

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong

Katamari Democracy posted:

Shazbot!

I am -- Hi!

I NEED A

SHAZBOT

The Breakfast Sampler
Jan 1, 2006


frickin finally

took you long enough, Big Jetpack

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
the one in the op seems like you couldn't really use it with a gun so I think the logical answer is to hire a hockey to sit on your shoulders and shoot

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


Yeah but where's my hoverboard??? and don't show me that "hoverboard" with wheels bullshit you know what i mean. Its like a skateboard, it's pink, and it floats even on water.

We were promised it by 2015 but apparently science has been focused on this nonsense instead. Now look at the world, i guess the doc couldn't fix the timeline if mcfly wasnt able to get a HB back to the old west and this is the dark future reality where biff is president and funko pops reign supreme. Really makes you think

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

RepeatingMeme posted:

Yeah but where's my hoverboard??? and don't show me that "hoverboard" with wheels bullshit you know what i mean. Its like a skateboard, it's pink, and it floats even on water.

We were promised it by 2015 but apparently science has been focused on this nonsense instead. Now look at the world, i guess the doc couldn't fix the timeline if mcfly wasnt able to get a HB back to the old west and this is the dark future reality where biff is president and funko pops reign supreme. Really makes you think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KtzyZKSuls

THE BAR
Oct 20, 2011

You know what might look better on your nose?

They seriously called them Daedalus?

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Anyone even slightly interested in jetpacks or crazy stories who hasn’t listed to this episode of The Dollop is doing themselves a major disservice

https://allthingscomedy.com/podcasts/237---jet-pack-madness

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Snowy posted:

Anyone even slightly interested in jetpacks or crazy stories who hasn’t listed to this episode of The Dollop is doing themselves a major disservice

https://allthingscomedy.com/podcasts/237---jet-pack-madness

im going to say thanks for this link now. thank you.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

THE BAR posted:

They seriously called them Daedalus?

Makes sense, Daedalus famously constructed wings, allowing his son, Icarus, to fly. What happened after that is hard to say but Im pretty sure everything ended up a-ok for old Icarus and the gang.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Seems like a good name to me. Everything went fine for Daedalus because he paid attention to the instructions. Anyway, have some footage of the initial release.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDIojhOkV4w

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Heh we will bury them!







pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Tace Vim posted:

can't wait to play Tribes IRL

I NEED A RIDE

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

SO WHAT I WEAR JETPACKS ALL THE TIME YOU DON'T SEE ME POSTING ABOUT IT BIG DEAL

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
if i had a jetpack i'd never post about anything else.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Snowy posted:

Anyone even slightly interested in jetpacks or crazy stories who hasn’t listed to this episode of The Dollop is doing themselves a major disservice

https://allthingscomedy.com/podcasts/237---jet-pack-madness

Haha I was just going to link this, great ep and podcast.

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Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Her me out: Air Rickshaws.

A jetpack man hauls clients around in a zorb ball, just drops the ball when they reach the destination. Next passenger inflates a balloon from their zorb, jetpack man picks them up like that scene in Hong Kong from the Dark Knight.

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