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Escape From Noise

Cookies? For breakfast???

# ? Sep 9, 2020 03:12

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cda: by Hand Knit

Lipton is trash

# ? Sep 9, 2020 04:42

cda: by Hand Knit

Teach the child that a Lipton's tea bag is only good for placing on an open wound if you can't find a bandage

# ? Sep 9, 2020 04:43

Escape From Noise

Throwing a cup of scalding hot aged puer into the face of Lipton's drinking children, to show them who's boss.

# ? Sep 9, 2020 04:57

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

i flunked out posted:

this kid wrote his dream breakfast, but then drew for what he would settle for.

This kid owns. Tell him chewbecca says he owns. A+

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# ? Sep 9, 2020 13:21

Zurtilik: The Biggest Brain in Guardia

i flunked out posted:

Shoutout to this kid whose dream breakfast is just toast

Idk man. You get a good butter spread going and toast is pretty rad.

Man, kids are so easy to please when it comes to breakfast. You give em a pop-tart and they act like you gave em a five star delight.

# ? Sep 9, 2020 13:24

Zurtilik: The Biggest Brain in Guardia

Tell them to draw robots. Everyone loves robots.

# ? Sep 9, 2020 13:25

Finger Prince

Chocolate chip guacamole? :thunk:

Me too kid, me too.

Finger Prince fucked around with this message at 13:59 on Sep 9, 2020

# ? Sep 9, 2020 13:54

Zurtilik: The Biggest Brain in Guardia

Is one French or is the "le" an ancient meme throwback here?

# ? Sep 9, 2020 15:07

Escape From Noise

Zurtilik posted:

Is one French or is the "le" an ancient meme throwback here?

They want to eat legs

# ? Sep 9, 2020 16:05

Zurtilik: The Biggest Brain in Guardia

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

They want to eat legs

Maybe they want a panty hose sandwich.

# ? Sep 9, 2020 16:55

the unabonger

cda posted:

Lipton is trash

hard agree.

# ? Sep 9, 2020 17:40

krampster2

Is there a thread for BYOB teachers?

Recently I've been getting an uncontrollable amount of gas but I've just been letting it loose in class because nobody suspects the teacher.

# ? Sep 10, 2020 10:44

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

krampster2 posted:

Is there a thread for BYOB teachers?

Recently I've been getting an uncontrollable amount of gas but I've just been letting it loose in class because nobody suspects the teacher.

Post the thread you want to see in the world

# ? Sep 10, 2020 10:48

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

I'm changing mine to Bible stories but with robots.

# ? Sep 10, 2020 12:08

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

i could become a secondary school teacher in history class, but i'm pretty sure that using a public teacher's position to do agitprop might get me fired. also i'm not sure how many 13yos have read and understood lacan anyway

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# ? Sep 10, 2020 23:38

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Nosfereefer posted:

i could become a secondary school teacher in history class, but i'm pretty sure that using a public teacher's position to do agitprop might get me fired. also i'm not sure how many 13yos have read and understood lacan anyway

I have posted about this before but I think the current generation of children are super cool. Like, some adults make fun of "kids and their cell phones" but I think meme culture has made them cleverer. Before you could just exist and that was that. Now you have the pressure to be funny not just to your peer group but to others in your society in general. Sucks for them but sweet for us. *Maybe* I am exaggerating a tiny bit but for real would it have been believable if I told you that something on the front page of an aggregator was made by a 12 year old 15 years ago? Because that's a distinct possibility today.

# ? Sep 11, 2020 00:02

Robot Made of Meat

Zurtilik posted:

Tell them to draw robots. Everyone loves robots.

Aww, shucks!

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Sep 11, 2020 01:07

the unabonger

Nosfereefer posted:

i could become a secondary school teacher in history class, but i'm pretty sure that using a public teacher's position to do agitprop might get me fired. also i'm not sure how many 13yos have read and understood lacan anyway

friend, I had a whole breakdown last year (or maybe two years ago? Idk) to DCT about whether I could continue teaching despite knowing that as a public school teacher my two basic options are 1) continue being the pedagogical wing of capital and working in a way that only results in the replication of current class structures in younger generations or 2) Say gently caress that, and do my own thing.

now I teach history explicitly using the historical materialist lens, and while I dont talk explicitly about the fact that I am a communist, I have been pushing the bar at every possibility I can, including using marx and engels this year in my back to school night presentation, and I try to decentralize western thought in my ancient history curriculum as well. In English I've pushed my team to use texts that directly confront issues such as racism, classism, and sexism, and even managed to make the big 6th grade research paper at my school be about researching leftist organizers and how their work directly impacted at risk communities or the environment.

to be fair, I also generally assume that I will likely never be fired from this position for someone complaining that I teach socialism to the students, because I am a bright spot in the turd that is my district/school. But that's not to say you cant teach in ways that critique capitalism and other systems of oppression, I try to surround myself with people who teach secondary who do just that.

# ? Sep 11, 2020 01:23

the unabonger

ill post more drawings when I'm done with meetings and planning tonight.

# ? Sep 11, 2020 02:00

Escape From Noise

Give them a quote from Werner Herzog and have them draw it. Boom!

# ? Sep 11, 2020 13:29

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 17:15

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

i flunked out posted:

friend, I had a whole breakdown last year (or maybe two years ago? Idk) to DCT about whether I could continue teaching despite knowing that as a public school teacher my two basic options are 1) continue being the pedagogical wing of capital and working in a way that only results in the replication of current class structures in younger generations or 2) Say gently caress that, and do my own thing.

now I teach history explicitly using the historical materialist lens, and while I dont talk explicitly about the fact that I am a communist, I have been pushing the bar at every possibility I can, including using marx and engels this year in my back to school night presentation, and I try to decentralize western thought in my ancient history curriculum as well. In English I've pushed my team to use texts that directly confront issues such as racism, classism, and sexism, and even managed to make the big 6th grade research paper at my school be about researching leftist organizers and how their work directly impacted at risk communities or the environment.

to be fair, I also generally assume that I will likely never be fired from this position for someone complaining that I teach socialism to the students, because I am a bright spot in the turd that is my district/school. But that's not to say you cant teach in ways that critique capitalism and other systems of oppression, I try to surround myself with people who teach secondary who do just that.

that''s actually extremely cool

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# ? Sep 11, 2020 14:19

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