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kntfkr posted:I twerk from home a dozen states away and have never met this IT guy so I can't do that sorry Hmmm. Striptease maybe? He's probably already spying on you through your laptop's webcam, give him a good show. But make it clear that underpants don't come off until the game is installed.
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In AD if you check and uncheck the "password must be reset next logon" box it resets the password age [/quote] Ooooooh. Nice. Didn’t know that. Also look at you fancy pants admins with a working lab environment. We’re lucky that the patches load. Test? lol Richard Cabeza fucked around with this message at 15:56 on Sep 10, 2020 |
# ? Sep 10, 2020 15:45 |
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meat police posted:are there really grievances filed against IT? There should be. (Our BYOD policy sets password expiry at 42 days...)
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# ? Sep 14, 2020 05:00 |
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One time i worked at a bank and the program that handled wires wouldnt let me use a password that had an "i" as the third letter The pw i was using was ChickenFucker50O0!
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# ? Sep 14, 2020 05:26 |
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I retired in 2018. Reading this poo poo helps me remember why I do not miss working in IT.
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# ? Sep 14, 2020 05:27 |
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I knew a coworker who got a job as head of IT and convinced his new job to switch all users on laptops to using only Chrome books. Now he jokes that all his tickets responses are basically ‘that issue is actually google’s problem go hit them up for support’ for everything. He just needs to make sure traffic is moving. I don’t know if he’s a madman or a loving genius.
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# ? Sep 16, 2020 19:39 |
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Computer viking posted:In AD, if you check the "password never expires" box, it works. If the user changes their password 10 times in a row they can re use their existing password unless there is a group policy overriding it.
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# ? Sep 16, 2020 19:55 |
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Cracker King posted:I knew a coworker who got a job as head of IT and convinced his new job to switch all users on laptops to using only Chrome books. Our CTO keeps saying that we are gonna do this, and then they spend millions on the entrenched infrastructure of windows laptops each year. They've been saying it for five years lmao
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# ? Sep 16, 2020 19:56 |
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Sales Chads vs IT Virgins
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# ? Sep 17, 2020 04:32 |
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ikd I've gone from service to sales and I've never wanted to die more earnestly. Its 8am time to make the numbers go up so CEO can buy a bigger yacht
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# ? Sep 17, 2020 15:27 |
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Marx Was A Lib posted:Its 8am time to make the numbers go up so CEO can buy a bigger yacht The episode of The Office where they put a cap on Jim's sales commissions always makes me angry.
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# ? Sep 17, 2020 15:30 |
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I always try “Hitlercum69” first if I’m brute-forcing a password.
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 08:35 |
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Mozi posted:all passwords must be at least a dozen characters long and cannot contain any letters or numbers used in any of your last dozen passwords Thank god for upper areas of unicode space 猎人二
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 15:47 |
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Cracker King posted:Now he jokes that all his tickets responses are basically ‘that issue is actually google’s problem go hit them up for support’ for everything. He just needs to make sure traffic is moving. Google doesn't really "do" support. And investing your entire infrastructure with them effectively turns the relationship into a hostage situation with a hilariously lopsided power differential between you and Google. Anyway, there's a problem if the needs of the workers go beyond the cookie cutter, i.e. if they need to do anything beyond data entry. Blowing them off will inevitably lead to shadow IT as people jury rig whatever it is they need by asking their nephews. You do not want nephews of employees running a part of your IT. (A not insignificant part of my job involves convincing people to give up their illicit means of computing so that we can take over and actually secure poo poo and have some kind of inventory of what's going on. It's extremely . I've seen things…) …our IT group has internal guidelines for dealing with law enforcement, prominently linked to on our intranet…
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 17:52 |
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Antigravitas posted:…our IT group has internal guidelines for dealing with law enforcement, prominently linked to on our intranet… Run away and put in half a day of vacation from your phone when you spot them, last person still in the offices loses?
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 18:19 |
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First step is to get the gently caress out of the line of fire and let the org deal with it. So…yes, kind of.
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 20:28 |
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GORDON posted:The episode of The Office where they put a cap on Jim's sales commissions always makes me angry. Capped sales commissions are an excellent reason to stop going to work after you hit your number though.
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