- krampster2
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A thread for the teachers of this world.
Tell us what you've been doing in class or just bitch about the amount of unpaid work you do and how goddamn tired you are.
I've been teaching my upper primary kids about gardening. I'm also struggling with flatulence and have been farting a lot in class (silently) because I think there's something funny in the beans I'm eating.
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Apr 27, 2024 05:24
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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my students think we have been learning about nature and our physical limits on our daily hikes but in reality i am following my personal passion of trying to locate a bigfoot so i may jack it off
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Sep 10, 2020 13:39
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- cda
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my students think we have been learning about nature and our physical limits on our daily hikes but in reality i am following my personal passion of trying to locate a bigfoot so i may jack it off
lmao
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Sep 10, 2020 13:50
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- Macnult
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my students think we have been learning about nature and our physical limits on our daily hikes but in reality i am following my personal passion of trying to locate a bigfoot so i may jack it off
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Sep 10, 2020 13:51
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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my students wonder why our forays into nature involve so many hand strengthening exercises. they think it's because we're going to go rock climbing one day, but Bigfoot dwells in the forests.
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Sep 10, 2020 13:52
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- Evil Bob
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've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
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my students think we have been learning about nature and our physical limits on our daily hikes but in reality i am following my personal passion of trying to locate a bigfoot so i may jack it off
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Sep 10, 2020 16:04
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- oliwan
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I'm a HS teacher and I sometimes will think of a post and then make the post during the lesson while the kids are working
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Sep 10, 2020 16:25
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- google THIS
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I am unofficially a teacher and so far have taught my son the letters A-F, counting up to 20, organisms of terrestrial habitats, and the prime meridian, because whoever designed this online curriculum is insane (and not in the wonderful way).
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Sep 10, 2020 17:13
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- FutonForensic
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I am unofficially a teacher and so far have taught my son the letters A-F, counting up to 20, organisms of terrestrial habitats, and the prime meridian, because whoever designed this online curriculum is insane (and not in the wonderful way).
it's so that if your child drops out in 1st rade they will still posess the well-rounded attributes of the quintessential renaissance man
btw if your son learns what comes riht after 'f' send me a dm
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Sep 10, 2020 17:32
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- krampster2
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We planted some seeds on wet tissues inside ziploc bags so that the kids can see them grow. One student held up his bag and said in all earnest, "ohh, I wonder what will come out, a plant or an animal?!"
This child is 11 years old.
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Sep 10, 2020 23:17
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- Prof. Crocodile
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We planted some seeds on wet tissues inside ziploc bags so that the kids can see them grow. One student held up his bag and said in all earnest, "ohh, I wonder what will come out, a plant or an animal?!"
This child is 11 years old.
so was it a plant or an animal?
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Sep 10, 2020 23:24
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- krampster2
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so was it a plant or an animal?
Most of them died so I guess we will never know.
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Sep 11, 2020 04:07
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- Thunder Moose
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Oh you know - I've b-URNING. IM BURNING OH MY GOD EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE-een better, but overall life is pretty good and we're chugging along.
Zoom, amirite? Hahaha!
Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah drat - I hate this.
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Sep 11, 2020 04:35
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- krampster2
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Today I tried to teach the kids about human rights. I showed them a picture of a young boy working in a coal mine in the early 20th century to demonstrate how few rights children had back then. When they saw him swinging his pickaxe into the rock wall, one kid exclaimed, "oh my God that's so cool! It's just like Minecraft!"
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Sep 11, 2020 08:07
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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Today I tried to teach the kids about human rights. I showed them a picture of a young boy working in a coal mine in the early 20th century to demonstrate how few rights children had back then. When they saw him swinging his pickaxe into the rock wall, one kid exclaimed, "oh my God that's so cool! It's just like Minecraft!"
I once explained to a class that sometimes when people get badly injured or killed, they poo poo themselves, and after a moment's silence a girl said "wow, getting shot isn't as glamorous as I thought."
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Sep 11, 2020 08:15
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Apr 27, 2024 05:24
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been teaching my students how to hand stitch authentic leather wallets
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