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violently insisting that lettuce is cabbage |
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Sep 15, 2020 04:53
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i make all my starters super-gigantic and then deny pudding to anybody who doesn't finish their main |
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Sep 15, 2020 04:56
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the bridge toll now includes a gratuity fee |
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Sep 15, 2020 05:07
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Serving you the burg you ordered, but on gluten free bread 
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Sep 15, 2020 06:31
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I've always been told not to feed the trolls. Fuckin trolls are people too though.
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Sep 15, 2020 06:45
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When I worked at a taqueria a member of the waitstaff ordered her lunch and it was a quesadilla so I made the order to her exact specifications but with a soft taco shell and all of the ingredients cut down to a smaller size and served it on a side plate so it looked exactly like it normally would but if it was hit by a shrink ray |
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Sep 15, 2020 08:08
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If people don't eat their vegetables I embarass then in front of their friends with "here comes the aeroplane"
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Sep 15, 2020 08:50
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the troll chef is ushered to a table near the front of the restaurant customer: do you know why I asked for you, chef? the troll chef: no, what seems to be the problem? customer: there's a fly in my soup! the troll chef: why of course...it's fly soup! 
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Sep 15, 2020 12:26
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Monday Special: mutton Tuesday Special: mutton Wednesday Special: mutton |
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Sep 15, 2020 12:41
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Chewbecca posted:Serving you the burg you ordered, but on gluten free bread specifically Udi’s and you have your choice of a bun that’s way too hard, or toasted bread with holes in the center |
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Sep 15, 2020 15:29
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handing out a gluten free menu that just says “HOUSE SALAD” |
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Sep 15, 2020 15:32
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the more we cook your steak, the cheaper it is!
https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm |
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Sep 15, 2020 16:05
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The menu item has a chili pepper icon next to it and you spend your entire meal wondering if they really have a spiciness threshold that white or if it was a printing error. |
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Sep 15, 2020 16:06
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the chocolate truffles on the dessert cart are mushrooms covered in chocolate. also, they're $800 |
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Sep 16, 2020 04:24
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sorry, the clams and linguine, chicken marsala and the shrimp scampi are on the 12 and under kids menu only. can i recommend the grilled cheese or personal pan pizza from the adult menu? |
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Sep 16, 2020 04:28
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today's special is the kobe beef meatloaf, smothered in ketchup |
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Sep 16, 2020 04:30
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canyoneer posted:sorry, the clams and linguine, chicken marsala and the shrimp scampi are on the 12 and under kids menu only. can i recommend the grilled cheese or personal pan pizza from the adult menu? |
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Sep 16, 2020 17:31
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chef: liking the plain water? me: yea i guess. im just glad its plain water chef: look a little closer -- i put a lil twist of lemon in there me: what the gently caress! you bitch! you motherfucker! chef: and the raw chicken? i cooked it! all the way through!! me: no!!
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Sep 16, 2020 17:37
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FutonForensic posted:chef: liking the plain water?
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Sep 16, 2020 21:10
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*lifts up the platter lid to my meal, there’s just a chunk of rye underneath* the troll chef: you got bread rolled
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Sep 16, 2020 21:11
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FutonForensic posted:chef: liking the plain water?
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Sep 16, 2020 22:58
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Fancy customer: I ordered the deconstructed greek kitsliki tartare, this is just a bowl of white goo. Why are you snickering Chad Chef: Lol you got goat seed |
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Sep 17, 2020 02:41
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Finger Prince posted:Monday Special: mutton Thursday Special: Mutton Friday Special: Happy Hour- All Mutton dishes fifty percent off |
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Sep 17, 2020 03:16
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nut posted:*lifts up the platter lid to my meal, there’s just a chunk of rye underneath* this chef is adorable
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Sep 17, 2020 03:16
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eater: ahem, excuse me, waiter! waiter: yes hello, may I help you? eater: why yes, it's my soup waiter: what about your soup? eater: it called me a beta cuck orbiter
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Sep 17, 2020 08:52
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the chef pays you before the meal to eat the food, no matter what |
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Sep 19, 2020 01:02
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Please don't cook my avatar, there's a tastier one that'll be along after mine.
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Sep 19, 2020 05:22
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two words: super. sized.
https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm |
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Sep 19, 2020 17:51
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FutonForensic posted:chef: liking the plain water? |
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