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i heard that tom cruise has an odd number of teeth.

# ? Sep 23, 2020 13:41

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word on the wire has it that dwayne the 'rock' johnson just bought a fancy new pair of suspenders.

# ? Sep 23, 2020 13:55

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friend of mine told me that if you take a hallway, right, and set up two mirrors on either side so that they face each other, and then you trick jeremy renner to walk between them, he will become fixed in place and unable to move unless extracted manually.

# ? Sep 23, 2020 13:58

Macnult

rumor has it that picture of lana del rey is actually adele

# ? Sep 23, 2020 14:08

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Macnult posted:

rumor has it that picture of lana del rey is actually adele

whoa... what a scoop! bad news, people magazine... your annual list of the people just got one shorter.

# ? Sep 23, 2020 14:22

City of Glompton

gossip harvest was good this year, we'll be running day and night to process it all

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Sep 23, 2020 16:41

Prof. Crocodile

i have heard that hollywood is hard at work on a big-budget remake of an 80's sci-fi cult classic, which will feature some familiar faces reprising their roles from the original.

and believe it or not, a prominent pop musician is rumored to be featured in a small supporting role. :ssh:

# ? Sep 23, 2020 16:44

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

sources tell me that a certain gerbil that was involved in some scandalous dalliances with a hollywood leading man was actually just a paid crisis actor and was recently spotted partying on the isle of ibiza

# ? Sep 23, 2020 16:58

nut

I heard that her name is actually Penelope Santa Cruz and she rides vert

# ? Sep 23, 2020 18:06

wearing a lampshade

i'm worried about the runoff from the rumour mill flowing directly into the town's fact supply

# ? Sep 23, 2020 18:42

alnilam

albany academy posted:

i'm worried about the runoff from the rumour mill flowing directly into the town's fact supply

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# ? Sep 23, 2020 19:25

alnilam

Rumor mill used to provide a lot of good jobs in this town. My dad made a good living that way, so did I until the layoffs. Now it's shutting down entirely, they say probably for good. It's hard to compete with the imported russian and chinese disinfo, so cheap it's almost free they say. The bosses try to blame the union for asking too much but the truth is they just don't care about this town, or the quality of their product. I guess some people are willing to overlook the misspellings and other flaws, but I'm not, thing is you can hardly even find high-quality domestic rumors anymore.

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# ? Sep 23, 2020 19:29

alexandriao

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word on the wire has it that dwayne the 'rock' johnson just bought a fancy new pair of suspenders.

Dwayne never starred on The Wire???

# ? Sep 23, 2020 20:36

alexandriao

Feeding the rumours on punched cards into the card sorting machine and then submitting it into the post to the local MegaTrex 3000 so I can get my to get my daily analysis and ticker tape readout sent back a week from now

# ? Sep 23, 2020 20:40

oliwan: by Nyc_Tattoo

getting all the latest goss from Gareth's mom, the rumor milf

# ? Sep 23, 2020 21:23

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

albany academy posted:

i'm worried about the runoff from the rumour mill flowing directly into the town's fact supply

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# ? Sep 23, 2020 21:30

pseudorandom

Hey, pssst.

I've heard some talk around town that this is where I should come if I want to find some rumor flour. You got a hook up? I'm trying to make myself a nice rumor loaf.

# ? Sep 23, 2020 23:41

Jaguars!

Falling asleep on the line one day to find everyone now thinks the moon landings were a hoax

# ? Sep 24, 2020 02:50

Khanstant

anyone else having trouble getting their bread to rise when using rumor flour?

# ? Sep 24, 2020 03:25

Christoph

I heard the PT in PT Cruiser stands for Pussy Thermometer

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# ? Sep 24, 2020 04:35

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Khanstant posted:

anyone else having trouble getting their bread to rise when using rumor flour?

Yeah, it just lies there

# ? Sep 24, 2020 08:12

nut

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Yeah, it just lies there

# ? Sep 24, 2020 13:01

nut

trying to eat my lunch faster to get my sandwich to shut up about jeanine

# ? Sep 24, 2020 13:02

Trying

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Yeah, it just lies there

# ? Sep 24, 2020 13:14

Trying

A skeletal old man surveys the dustbowl. A strong hand claps him firmly on his desiccated shoulder
"Fret not, old timer" says the stranger. "Wet Wet Wet are doing a comeback tour."

# ? Sep 24, 2020 13:20

City of Glompton

Khanstant posted:

anyone else having trouble getting their bread to rise when using rumor flour?

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Yeah, it just lies there

nut posted:

trying to eat my lunch faster to get my sandwich to shut up about jeanine

lol

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Sep 24, 2020 14:52

Escape From Noise

Quitting my job at the rumor mill to try my luck in the diploma mill industry

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Sep 24, 2020 16:38

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Drink-Mix Man posted:

Yeah, it just lies there

# ? Sep 24, 2020 16:57

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

oh but seriously I posted:

A skeletal old man surveys the dustbowl. A strong hand claps him firmly on his desiccated shoulder
"Fret not, old timer" says the stranger. "Wet Wet Wet are doing a comeback tour."

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Sep 24, 2020 18:11

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 23:13

Zurtilik: The Biggest Brain in Guardia

I heard they had to put down the dog who played Bolt because he bit Bob Chapek.

# ? Sep 24, 2020 18:18

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