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We gotta stop them! Somehow!
[Guy munching on a Soylent Green by the handful with a case of it under his arm]: Aw poo poo...seriously? Does that mean we have to stop eating it? Like...right now? Right this very second because [continues chewing and swallows] I mean, I just bought this fresh case of it and this is supposed to last me a pretty long time. And well, as you know, there is kind of a food shortage. So could I stop maybe after I finish this case or something?
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Sep 25, 2020 06:33
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Apr 20, 2024 00:55
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- FutonForensic
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here at Viridian Pastures, all of our humans are free-range non-GMO. we have a nintendo switch and one of those big motorized brushes that scratch their backs, which keeps them happy. happy people means better tasting people cubes. Viridian Pastures: guilt-free people-eating goodness
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Sep 25, 2020 13:47
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- Macnult
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hell is other soylent
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Sep 25, 2020 13:50
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- Fredrik1
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Soylent green
eggs, broccoli, people,
glucosamine sulfate, traces of nuts,
E260!?!
They really put additives into everything nowadays.
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Sep 25, 2020 14:15
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- take the moon
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by sebmojo
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*desperately searches shelves for vegan soylent*
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Sep 25, 2020 14:57
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- Evil Bob
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've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
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Finally, an easy meal that incorporates my preferred protein source.
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Sep 25, 2020 15:23
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- Khanstant
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i would eat people, so what, im tough!
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Sep 25, 2020 18:24
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- Evil Bob
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've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
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human being getting loaded into the food crushing and processing machine, shrugs at teh camera like a flintstones appliance and says "eh, it's a living"
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Sep 25, 2020 23:17
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- google THIS
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Soylent green
eggs, broccoli, people,
glucosamine sulfate, traces of nuts,
E260!?!
They really put additives into everything nowadays.
Life lost a lot of luster the day I found out it isn't even naturally green
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Sep 28, 2020 23:14
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Apr 20, 2024 00:55
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- google THIS
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(looking at the box as I chew) Hmm, 100% soylent fed soylent. I wonder how they (silenced gunshot)
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