what if decomposing leaves smelled bad instead of good?

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idiotsavant

why dont you make like a rotting slimy fish and leaf

# ? Sep 27, 2021 01:17

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 23:27

Manifisto

alnilam posted:

*licks the decomposing leaf* blehhh

I saw the thread title just now and this is what occurred to me, good job beating me by a year

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 27, 2021 01:23

Ventral EggSac

Mike Rowe: today we're gonna get down in there and do the dirtiest job: leaf blower

# ? Sep 27, 2021 21:05

FutonForensic

Ventral EggSac posted:

Mike Rowe: today we're gonna get down in there and do the dirtiest job: leaf blower

mike rowe: so you come down here, on your hands and knees, and blow on these leaves with your mouth everyday?

traditional leaf blower: everyday

mike rowe: how many leaves would you say you move in a day?

blower: ooh not much, if any, but it keeps the stink back for a few seconds.

# ? Sep 27, 2021 23:13

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

ah, i remember the days of my youth and the new england autumn. screaming on the way home from school and trying to avoid all the nasty leaves falling from the trees...

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# ? Sep 28, 2021 00:44

Space Taxi

When I was a mischievous kid, I used to by novelty plastic leaves from the joke shop and leave them on people's doorsteps

# ? Sep 28, 2021 04:56

Manifisto

Space Taxi posted:

When I was a mischievous kid, I used to by novelty plastic leaves from the joke shop and leave them on people's doorsteps

it's even better if you set them on fire, although the small of plastic leaves burning is almost as bad as the real thing

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 28, 2021 05:07

Escape From Noise

idiotsavant posted:

why dont you make like a rotting slimy fish and leaf

Sounds like Icelandic cuisine

# ? Sep 28, 2021 11:27

bad guy

i would just chill, if that happened, op

# ? Sep 28, 2021 14:33

take the moon: by sebmojo

toking up on decomposing leaves for the *Ultimate* transcendence into lifes long song of seasons

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# ? Sep 28, 2021 18:34

beer pal

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# ? Sep 29, 2022 17:31

baka of lathspell

im so loving glad this thread is back

i love the smell of decomposing leaves in the morning *turns off time forwarding device into leaf death which has been running all night*

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