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 Never alone but always lonely. Just your hopelessly romantic worker ant looking for love in all the wrong places; looking for a queen or possibly other male worker ant for long term companionship. My ideal mate has powerful jaws, a strong carapace, and a solid connection to the hive mind. Extra bonus points if we are around the same age (7months) and you remember the time we all found that spilled can of Coke (those sure were the days!).  I'm a grown, independent female mantis looking for no-strings-attached sex. That's it. You come over, you fill me with your seed, and I promptly devour you. That's it. I don't have time for games or drama so keep it moving if you've got baggage (mind control parasites need not apply!) I'm also an atheist despite popular stereotypes so I'd prefer no religious nutjobs. 420 friendly.
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 Dont bother I've heard all the jokes already Body: 2/10 Face: 1/10 Sense of humor: 4/10 Handjob potential: use your imagination NO SMOKERS//FISH PHOTOS
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Oct 5, 2020 23:22
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 I am a blue mud dauber. I am a solitary species of wasps that loving LOVES making nests out of soft moist soil. That said, please come over and give me a visit. I am very solitary and lonely, and would not object to banging. I will even refrain from trying to sting and paralyze you so that my offspring may feast. Unless you are a brown recluse spider. gently caress 'em. I paralyze them then bury them alive like a collection of funko pops because they loving suck rear end and I hate them. My species loves specializing in tormenting one other specific species like so. But if you are not one, give me a call and make my paper-thin abdomen as fat and thick as a clothbound 20th century encyclopedia 
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Oct 5, 2020 23:24
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EorayMel posted:
im so hornet
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Oct 5, 2020 23:26
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Oct 5, 2020 23:30
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that oegamiom is just pee
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Oct 5, 2020 23:33
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Statutory Ape posted:im so hornet  I am a bald faced hornet. I want you to paint more of my black body with white through your seed splashing all over me. I will then build you a papery nest in celebration and either drink nectar from flowers or harass everything else but you with no remorse or hesitation. You may also want to check out my friend:  I am a Togo Starburst spider, also known as a Baboon Spider or more scientifically known as Heteroscodra Maculata. I love being in trees and trying to camoflague against wood. I do not have utricating hairs so I will instead bite anything that vaguely pisses me off instead of being bald, much like my friend the bald faced hornet. Me and bald faced hornet often come around and party hard and discuss the deep mysteries of the universe, usually when I do not want to pretend to be a rock, which I usually do otherwise.
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Oct 5, 2020 23:35
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Hey baby you is a fine looking bitch sitting there on this plant with them orange legs and giant wings. What say we come back to my place back around midnight? Drink a little tree sap, eat a little brittle twigs. That said bitch I will get you hot.  I will control the temperature with player precision baby, as I know you're a cold blooded bitch that lacks the ability to thermoregulate like me. Bitch I will crack your carapace while you're still molting  
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Oct 5, 2020 23:43
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 I want you to point your rear end in a top hat straight up in the air, and i come up next to it while grabbing your shaft. your scrotum just spills down the top of my hand..down my wrist. I feel and smell the hot stinky steam wafting off your crack after a hard days work. I blow air across your gaping rear end in a top hat and it makes a howling noise...doodoo crusted taint hairs not even moving like iron jeri curls/   No problem./ 
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Oct 5, 2020 23:53
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SBArachnid looking for his own black widow. I've been working out so I'm extra tasty. My fetish is a nice pair of legs, legs, legs, legs
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Oct 6, 2020 00:08
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 Oh I'm so hot and wet and ready for you! Wanna see more check out photos at onlycams.com/hypnoslug69
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Oct 6, 2020 00:18
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Big fat roach looking to get down and dirty with a big, strong man or three (thousand). I only want good roaches that can provide, bring me the right pieces of trash If you're a good boy I might just lift my wings for you.  You know you want to see my integral membranes, my expanding genital chambers...Back into me baby 
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Oct 6, 2020 00:28
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *clk* *clk* *clk* *clk* *clk* eeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Oct 6, 2020 09:55
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The Voice of Labor posted:zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz trans: "who is down for some hard and dirty traumatic insemination?"
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Oct 6, 2020 09:58
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The b-word is offensive, I am a feature. Let me feature in your life.
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Oct 6, 2020 10:13
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poz my egg hole
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Oct 6, 2020 10:42
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The Voice of Labor posted:trans: "who is down for some hard and dirty traumatic insemination?" Disgusting transphobic propaganda ITT.
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Oct 6, 2020 10:50
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asking for a friend, but, how does a queen ant choose a mate?? and does this mate become the king?
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Oct 6, 2020 12:48
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Only the best fliers are considered, watch the documentary film Top Gun for information.
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Oct 6, 2020 12:50
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Statutory Ape posted:asking for a friend, but, how does a queen ant choose a mate?? This is a thread for posting personal ads as bugs. The dating advice thread for bugs is a'thattaway!
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Oct 6, 2020 13:01
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Anyone having any luck with NSA spider relationships?
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Oct 6, 2020 13:06
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 3923 Miles Away - Moscow, Russia is anybody on here real anymore?? Naps  Cuddles Breakfast in Bed no games. where are you boys finding all these fish???
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Oct 6, 2020 13:07
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Oct 6, 2020 13:33
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29kErsFdC5w
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Oct 6, 2020 15:13
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 Hey ladies, I'm a great listener - and I love to sing. Let's hang?
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Oct 6, 2020 17:11
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Joke's on you, bats are bugs in hellworld.
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