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BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

cold slaw is cold you complain everywhere u go

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Judge Dredd us gay

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Chickem nunget

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
"They drew first blood!"

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Mr. Lobe posted:



Pictured: a Judge en route to KFC

More like GoonCon NYC 2142.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
2nd guy on the left looks like trump lol

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Judge Dredd us gay

hell, same

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Dutch kicks in he doors of a Burger King "Get me a Whoppa"

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

K F Ceeeeezzzzzeeeee nuuuuuuuutttttttssssss

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Judge Dredd us gay

dred gay
so what

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Large brast, two om em. Maffed pataoe with graby and mackerone

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Colonel Cancer posted:

2nd guy on the left looks like trump lol
he seriously does. i think its the oddly shaped narrow mouth

also the grotesque body

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar
The case files books are interesting and worth the price

I'm only on volume 2 but dredd is a decent dude who tries to do right

No for real start at case files 1 and you'll see

If he becomes a chud later that's hosed up but at first he's just a dude trying to help

Just my two dredd cents

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


using that slo mo drug to really savor my fried chicken

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Slippery posted:

If he becomes a chud later that's hosed up but at first he's just a dude trying to help


I read one where some guy makes himself "digital" or something (can't remember the specifics) but he hijacks a flying car with an elderly couple in it and ultimately it gets blown up by Dredd and the bad guy dies along with the old woman. As they're carting the crippled old man away, he thanks Judge Dredd for "saving him" and Dredd turns around and says "not so fast punk, you're get x years in the iso cubes for aiding and abetting that guy" THE END!

Dragonstoned fucked around with this message at 04:45 on Oct 9, 2020

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

Mega64 posted:

Imagine two Judge Dredds saying the lines to each other, one as the worker, the other as the customer.

time works the same way

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

Dragonstoned posted:

I read one where some guy makes himself "digital" or something (can't remember the specifics) but he hijacks a flying car with an elderly couple in it and ultimately it gets blown up by Dredd and the bad guy dies along with the old woman. As they're carting the crippled old man away, he thanks Judge Dredd for "saving him" and Dredd turns around and says "not so fast punk, you're get x years in the iso cubes for aiding and abetting that guy" THE END!

Oh man. I gotta check for that. lovely if true

There definitely is a streak of that though. Man I hope he doesn't become a proto chud

GAYIDS
May 3, 2020

by Pragmatica
What is judge dress was also like a judge on america's got talent?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Goddamn dude, you have written.. the perfect joke. :stare:

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

actually his catch phrase was "i am the law" i can see how you could make that mistake though op "law" does sound quite similar to "slaw"

It’s no mistake if Dredd was played by Sean Connery

GAYIDS
May 3, 2020

by Pragmatica
Sean connery is dead

J.theYellow
May 7, 2003
Slippery Tilde
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UTDTbS8FHE

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

GAYIDS posted:

Sean connery is dead

Not in our hearts he’s not. :colbert:

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

GAYIDS posted:

Sean connery is dead

He was alive in 1995, though, and

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Not in our hearts he’s not. :colbert:

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!
mike judge dredd is all like "i am the law and y'all're all under arrest i tell you what"

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

What did Dirty Harry say when he went to KFC?

”Go ahead, make my lil’ bucket parfait.”

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

You Are A Elf posted:

What did Dirty Harry say when he went to KFC?

”Go ahead, make my lil’ bucket parfait.”

Awwww booooooooo get off the stage ya bum! *throws cabbage*

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
“Dead or alive, you’re cumming with me!”

PadreWoodrow
May 1, 2006
He's not Judge Judy and Executioner!

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
*goes to the Pizza Hut part of the 3-Way-Fast Food Pavilion*

"I'll take a slice of pepperoni."

*cuts it in half with scissors*

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Ror posted:

using that slo mo drug to really savor my fried chicken

Luna
May 31, 2001

A hand full of seeds and a mouthful of dirt


This new doobie thread is pretty abstract.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
I get it, it’s because you dread the shits you get after eating KFC

Lincoln
May 12, 2007

Ladies.
The biscuits were...uncooperative.

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Sentence: 20 years in the ISO22000 cubes.

Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


Text Here
What did die hard say at kfc

Yippie ki ay mother clucker


What did die hard say at McDonald's

I'd like a big mac please, no onion

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
What does Robocop say during sex? Uh..at ..Pizza Hut. Sex in a pizza hut bathroom. What does he say?

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Make me One with Everything

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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Breaded or fried, you're coming with me

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