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BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

The Fattest PI posted:

Remember that GBS guy who lived in like a shack in brazil or something and there was a hole in his floorboards. When he wanted to pee he'd just lay facedown with his dick through the hole and let 'er rip. He was concerned about maybe an animal biting his little dink as it poked through.

I bet it would be a really relaxing way to pee. Maybe not if the floor was uncomfortable or cold. You could lay a rug over it and poke a hole in the rug too.
The only time I laid down to pee I was floating on a river and it was also pretty cool.

Yup, there are few things more relaxing and cool than living right above a self made lake of piss and wondering if a rat will bite your dick off.

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The Fattest PI posted:

Remember that GBS guy who lived in like a shack in brazil or something and there was a hole in his floorboards. When he wanted to pee he'd just lay facedown with his dick through the hole and let 'er rip. He was concerned about maybe an animal biting his little dink as it poked through.

I bet it would be a really relaxing way to pee. Maybe not if the floor was uncomfortable or cold. You could lay a rug over it and poke a hole in the rug too.
The only time I laid down to pee I was floating on a river and it was also pretty cool.

I have to try this. I'm legit excited about trying this.

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C-Bag posted:

this is the only song by the Kelly Family I know, I can't wait to revisit tir na nog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Lh8kz88Owc

wait what

# ? Oct 26, 2020 10:09

veni veni veni: Jun 5, 2005

What I have learned from this thread, is that the margin of difference between the current output of the peepee family band meme from 15 years ago, and nerd metal bands is razor thin. Like, you could tell me any of these songs are Blind Guardian or whatever troll/goblin metal bullshit and I'd believe you in a second.

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Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

veni veni veni posted:

What I have learned from this thread, is that the margin of difference between the current output of the peepee family band meme from 15 years ago, and nerd metal bands is razor thin. Like, you could tell me any of these songs are Blind Guardian or whatever troll/goblin metal bullshit and I'd believe you in a second.

Then you have failed and The Darkness is victorious. Now, behold my power and be cast into the Shadow Realm!

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Hello, dear

h'ain't gonn pee ma bed tonight sounds like an old timey hillabilly song imo

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The Bible: May 8, 2010

This is like a music group out of Bob's Burgers.

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Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

Tell me friends; where are the musicians from today with the heart to apologize and take responsibility for their war crimes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQVoWwjsAHY

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