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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Gyros or rear end.

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The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


TheAardvark posted:

-it gives you the perfect nutrients. you don't even get fat

McDonald's extra value meal #1, supersized with a REGULAR coke.

von Braun
Oct 30, 2009


Broder Daniel Forever
opium

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

flamin hot cheeto dust

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay house
dirt so if i get lost in the woods i can just eat dirt until mom finds me

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Can I picked a food that can come in all sorts of different flavors? If so I'd like to choose chicken wings. I will choose them even if it's breaking the rules though.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
I had to answer this question for a job interview four and a half years ago and I picked spaghetti with sauce because you can change up the sauces, the spices you season it with, and how it's cooked in so many different ways.

Teriyaki Hairpiece fucked around with this message at 02:41 on Oct 30, 2020

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


Sidewalk candy. Might as well get interesting with it.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Are potstickers or bao too complex to count?

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


I PICK AIR

I HACKED THE SYSTEM
HAHAHAHAH I WIN MOTHERFUCKERS

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Inzombiac posted:

I PICK AIR

I HACKED THE SYSTEM
HAHAHAHAH I WIN MOTHERFUCKERS

According to the rules you can pick anything and get infinite of it ...

Woden
May 6, 2006
Winning lottery tickets.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

BEER!!!!! :2bong:

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
Every pizza in the world is one thing.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Lard seasoned with multivitamin tablets

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Prison loaf

lamb
Mar 9, 2004

A single act of carelessness leads to the eternal loss of beauty

Pizza

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

JENKEM!!! :2bong:

A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

Khao man gai tod

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


TheAardvark posted:

According to the rules you can pick anything and get infinite of it ...



But also by the rules it gives me perfect nutrition.

I never have to eat or worry about starving.
Drop me in the middle of the desert and I'll be fine!!!

CocoaNuts
Jun 12, 2020
Pizza. I don't care about the criteria on the OP. I'm just going with pizza. I'd like to have different toppings but if I had to settle for one type, make it ham and pineapple. That's right. I said it: Hawaiian pizza!

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
Unflavored brown rice please

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Has any clever person said Pussy yet?

You see it's like a joke about how you "eat" pussy but you don't actually consume it unless you're like a cannibal or something crazy.

Anyhoo, I choose hotdogs with whatever fixins I want. Gimme those chili dogs just like my man Sonic da hedgehog

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

water is the only thing that wouldn't drive me insane to have to consume all the time

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Inzombiac posted:

But also by the rules it gives me perfect nutrition.

I never have to eat or worry about starving.
Drop me in the middle of the desert and I'll be fine!!!

by the rules you'd still be fine even if you picked pizza!!!! Only you'd have pizza!!!!!!!!

Cum AllYeFaithful
Oct 21, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

Vincent Valentine
Feb 28, 2006

Murdertime

probably just a chicken nugget.

No matter what it is, you're gonna get sick of it in a couple of years at the absolute most, and probably closer to just a few weeks for most people. May as well pick something easily consumed so you can get the chore of eating over with and move on with your life after this curse ruins it.

Vincent Valentine
Feb 28, 2006

Murdertime

wait what if you get old and develop some kind of inability to eat it??? like Arnold "The Terminator 2: Judgement Day" Schwarzenegger doesn't eat meat anymore because of his blood being old, or whatever.

Vintimus Prime
Apr 24, 2008

DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

This cheesy chicken dish my wife makes with rice

Hyped
Jan 28, 2004
Jerky

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

Burgers

If I have to pick one, I'd probably go with a 5 Guys or something, but I once had a Big Mac in '06 that was perfect, visually looked like the picture, and tasted fresh and complex and nothing was too runny or soggy, and I didn't even get diarrhea. Or In-n-Out, basic as that sounds.

doctorfrog fucked around with this message at 08:07 on Nov 2, 2020

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

rear end or gyros

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

i had a veggie stew with parmesian rice today and am fairly confident i could live a long time eating that everyday. it had a good fiber/fat/starch/protein ratio

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Sour Chews formed from gum factory sweepings

Zeniel
Oct 18, 2013
Frungles, dripping right of the hock hamm! Mmmm gaw! Gam gud frungles!

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pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Didn't know my infant daughter already had an account

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