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mbt
Aug 13, 2012

Bicyclops posted:

his parents wouldn't let him play black magic cards because they were satanic or w/e
forced by mom to play white weenie decks

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Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Meyers-Briggs Testicle posted:

forced by mom to play white weenie decks

literally true lmao

Bolverkur
Aug 9, 2012

Bicyclops posted:

I posted this on another thread, but in like seventh and eighth grade our school tried to convert a study hall into library class once a week and some very Christian kid (like, his parents wouldn't let him play black magic cards because they were satanic or w/e, he couldn't read harry potter, he told me that my girlfriend and i were going to hell because catholicism worshipped the saints as gods, etc) got caught looking at the edgy 1998 "santa = satan??" website and tried to pin the whole thing on me while he was taken out of class crying. I wouldn't have known how to do anything on the internet at the time, I had dial up AOL and just used it so I could talk to the GF w/o my mom listening in on the call.

ok, OK!!! We get it!!! YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!

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