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gently caress you, roads! You raggedy pieces of loving poo poo! What kind of name is Tolland Ave, anyway? How the gently caress can there be more than one main street? It's because roads are loving poo poo! Name one good thing roads have ever done for anybody. You can't, because they're garbage and I hate them!!!
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Oct 23, 2020 15:30
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two thoughts i have on a weekly basis: WHY THE gently caress ARE YOU TAKING THIS TURN SO SLOW THE LIGHT ONLY LASTS 1.5 SECONDS and gently caress OFF I HAVE TO TAKE THIS TURN SUPER SLOW BECAUSE MY TRUNK IS FULL OF GROCERIES
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Oct 23, 2020 15:45
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literally cannot loving stand them. stupid waxy green leaves that fall off and decompose and poison any plants you try and put under them. crap flowers made of prissy little florets. even bees don't like them e: misread title
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Oct 23, 2020 15:51
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You stupid dumbshit god drat motherfucler!
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Oct 23, 2020 16:04
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4 way intersection? 4 WAY INTERSECTION? Who the gently caress do you think you are, King George of England? Two way intersections are loving fine. Four stop signs? We got a loving MILLIONAIRE INTERSECTION here boys, everybody take off your hat and bow down to his royal highness! Ohhhhh, look at the pavement. Ohhhhh, what straight lines you have, YOUR MAJESTY!
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Oct 23, 2020 16:09
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NICE TURN SIGNAL
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Oct 23, 2020 16:12
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If I come to a stop sign and there is a non-90° turn I just loving lose my goddamn poo poo!!!! Who the gently caress designs a road where I have to turn the wheel more than one completely rotation. An absolute shitfucker that's who!
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Oct 23, 2020 16:21
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KEEP RIDING MY rear end IT'S REALLY MAKING ME WANT TO GO FASTER
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Oct 23, 2020 16:23
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Who What Now posted:If I come to a stop sign and there is a non-90° turn I just loving lose my goddamn poo poo!!!! Who the gently caress designs a road where I have to turn the wheel more than one completely rotation. An absolute shitfucker that's who! this is the turn i was talking about its like 2/3rds of a u-turn, anything more than 10mph is pulling multiple g's and will absolutely destroy anything fragile in your car gently caress u road designers !!!! it's so bad that they painted out the second turn lane because there were so many accidents involving people not realizing how hosed the turn is
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Oct 23, 2020 16:23
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This is the road rage thread, not the driver rage thread you bunch of absolute boulevards!
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Oct 23, 2020 16:24
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Stop posting ITT and drive, Chester!
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Oct 23, 2020 16:25
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Roundabout? ROUNDABOUT? Howzabout I round my foot up your rear end???
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Oct 23, 2020 16:26
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A Fancy Hat posted:Roundabout? ROUNDABOUT? Howzabout I round my foot up your rear end??? I just drive right over the middle. gently caress 'em
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Oct 23, 2020 16:27
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Turn lanes can suck every bit of poo poo right out of my rear end in a top hat. I'll turn when and where I want!
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Oct 23, 2020 16:36
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I only get parking lot rage, does that count?
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Oct 23, 2020 16:54
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Crenshaw Avenue, you motherfucker. You think you're better than me? Is that it? You think that just because I didn't finish college, that I'm BENEATH YOU? gently caress off. gently caress you, and tell your buddy Greenview Court that I'll go gently caress him up, too.
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Oct 23, 2020 17:04
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last week I almost got pasted by a loving semi at a 4-way intersection between two major multilane roads. i had the left turn arrow and was making my left turn when this semi just decides he's going to go right on red from the opposite direction and his giant trailer fucks over into my lane within inches of my car jesus, dude, you are literally paid to drive that thing, how do you suck at it so bad
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Oct 23, 2020 17:11
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:I only get parking lot rage, does that count? Asphalt? More like rear end fault! 
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Oct 23, 2020 17:19
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TheAardvark posted:two thoughts i have on a weekly basis: Unless they're slow in the fast lane then yeah. gently caress those guys.
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Oct 23, 2020 17:23
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I drive like an old person because being in a vehicle is enough of a reason for a cop to mess with you and invent charges. Lol acab #doublenickelsonthedime
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Oct 23, 2020 17:30
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A Fancy Hat posted:Roundabout? ROUNDABOUT? Howzabout I round my foot up your rear end??? JEEEZUS CHRIST GRANDMA IT’S A loving ROUND ROAD NOT A GODDAMN LABYRINTH THERE ARE SIGNS EVERYWHERE TELLING YOU WHERE TO GO THERE ISN’T EVEN ANYONE ELSE HERE BESIDES ME AND YOU loving GO GO GO
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Oct 23, 2020 17:34
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caleb posted:I drive like an old person because being in a vehicle is enough of a reason for a cop to mess with you and invent charges. Lol acab #doublenickelsonthedime Same. I somehow end up going the speed limit. But if I'm doing 25 in 25 and you come up to tailgate me and honk, that's your problem man not mine.
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Oct 23, 2020 17:37
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Way to drift past the sensor so the light won't change, idiot
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Oct 23, 2020 17:43
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every car ive owned was totaled by somebody else hitting me in accidents that were nowhere near my fault. two of them were pretty intense but i came out unscathed. yeah im pretty road raged, i loving loathe other motorists and then i get all boomer brained wondering why its so loving hard for people just to take more pride in their driving. like loving wake the gently caress up. 20 Blunts fucked around with this message at 17:52 on Oct 23, 2020 |
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Oct 23, 2020 17:49
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Simone Magus posted:KEEP RIDING MY rear end IT'S REALLY MAKING ME WANT TO GO FASTER HEY rear end in a top hat WHY DON'T YOU TOSS MY SALAD AND GIVE ME A TUG IF YOU'RE GONNA RIDE THAT CLOSE
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Oct 23, 2020 18:16
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GET THE gently caress OUTTA MY WAY ASSHOLES!!!! Look at this fucvkin BITCH. 70 in the fast lane>!!?!? HEY BUDDY EAt MY DICK
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Oct 23, 2020 18:17
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I was looking for a ludacris gif but this’ll do
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Oct 23, 2020 18:23
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Rod rage hehehe
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Oct 23, 2020 18:27
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Despite my old age I still have a lotta road rage
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Oct 23, 2020 18:31
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DO YOU SEE ME TOECUTTER? DO YOU SEE ME MAAAAAN!!!
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Oct 23, 2020 18:33
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You and your fancy asphalt, in my day, roads were paved in dirt and we liked it!
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Oct 23, 2020 18:33
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Duke Pukem posted:You and your fancy asphalt, in my day, roads were paved in dirt and we liked it! Don't even get me loving started on dirt roads. It's bad enough your a road but at least have some goddamn dignity about it!
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Oct 23, 2020 18:53
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If you're the NEW ROCK STATION why do you play Alice in Chains EVERY GODDAMN HALF HOUR???
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Oct 23, 2020 19:24
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOlo2Mf0LJQ
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Oct 23, 2020 19:40
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Yeah, I've got one. Think she was the last Masterpiece figure I bought, the line's got so expensive.
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Oct 23, 2020 19:46
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Lookit those potholes! What is my tax dollars paying for?! Can't the army make do with a couple of jetfighters less?! loving ancient Rome figured out that roads make empires and I have to deal with broken asphalt and crumbling bridges!
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Oct 23, 2020 19:54
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Flips off every car and even traffic lights, but hides the flip off just under the window.
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Road rage? Nonononono my good sir. What I posses is a keen sense of observation for all the lovely drivers around me. What I wish I possessed was a baseball bat with the ability to transfer good diving habits on contact with the human skull.
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