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1. He never comes when I call for him 2. He opens his mouth and I can't understand anything he says 3. I caught him reading Der Spiegel at breakfast this morning |
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Oct 24, 2020 19:33
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he hit the triple word score in scrabble with "irregardless" and everybody knows that isn't a word. his so-called "victory" is invalid.
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Oct 24, 2020 19:50
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Mine speaks English, but his grammar is atrocious. It's "have", not "has."
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Oct 24, 2020 20:16
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i sometimes catch the dog gesturing asl at her while I'm speaking
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Oct 24, 2020 20:19
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d03$ k47 $p33|< 1337? |
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Oct 24, 2020 20:35
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I try to correct fluffy whenver she splits her infinitives, her response is always "I told you to kindly gently caress off with that" |
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Oct 24, 2020 20:52
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Pronounces "shibboleth" correctly, but only after 3 or 4 tries |
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Oct 24, 2020 23:25
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this dumb motherfucker
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Oct 24, 2020 23:29
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mr. snugglewump keeps saying "metonymy" when he really means "synechdoche," sad |
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Oct 24, 2020 23:39
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me: if you're an idiot say 'meow' cat: meow me: haha gotcha cat: meow me: lol it's just a joke dude don't worry cat: meow me: come on don't be so hard on yourself cat: meow me: ...dude, c'mon. stop calling yourself an idiot cat: meow me: 
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Oct 25, 2020 02:04
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drat cat losing its poo poo when i dont use ß when i type sheisse ah gently caress here we go again |
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Oct 25, 2020 04:58
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come to think of it, my cat doesn't listen to me and is constantly listening to mariachi music
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Oct 25, 2020 05:09
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Macnult posted:me: if you're an idiot say 'meow' |
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Oct 25, 2020 05:34
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hey cat. say "color" "colour" aaah hahaha dumbass
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Oct 25, 2020 06:00
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listen you little rear end in a top hat, "poo poo the bed" is an idiom, it's not something you're supposed to do literally. i know i said "literally" but that's a colloquialism. you're right, it's confusing but i think you could have parsed this one if you'd tried a little harder. anyway i'm sorry for making fun of you for landing in the water bowl instead of on top of the fridge.
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Oct 25, 2020 06:16
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god...of course i know you are not, in fact, a little rear end in a top hat. you're quite a big one, i think
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Oct 25, 2020 06:17
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FutonForensic posted:hey cat. say "color" lol |
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Oct 25, 2020 06:43
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Manifisto posted:i sometimes catch the dog gesturing asl at her while I'm speaking me whispering 76/f/Cali to my dog
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Oct 25, 2020 12:38
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nut posted:me whispering 76/f/Cali to my dog
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Oct 25, 2020 15:13
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Me: hey buddy. Who's a good kitty? Yes it's you *scratching him on the head* My cat, purring: Смерть Америке |
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Oct 26, 2020 05:06
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One time I asked my cat to get out from under my feet while I was carrying a heavy object and he did, which shows that he didn't understand what I was asking or he would have made a point of ignoring it |
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Oct 26, 2020 16:17
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google THIS posted:One time I asked my cat to get out from under my feet while I was carrying a heavy object and he did, which shows that he didn't understand what I was asking or he would have made a point of ignoring it
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Oct 26, 2020 17:31
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my cat only speaks French and won’t respond unless I speak French. It is fluent in English, it is just being belligerent. |
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Oct 26, 2020 18:04
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my cat doesn't know english but he speaks english. he just makes up random poo poo that sounds funny to him. "world is a gently caress" he says. "I am trash man. born to die." and then just laughs and laughs. |
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Oct 26, 2020 18:27
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Explains why a new cat food bowl just arrived from Amazon.ru with Cyrillic writing on it.
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Oct 26, 2020 18:39
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Prof. Crocodile posted:my cat only speaks French and won’t respond unless I speak French. It is fluent in English, it is just being belligerent. it's because it thinks you want to have a chat |
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Oct 26, 2020 20:53
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Prof. Crocodile posted:my cat only speaks French and won’t respond unless I speak French. It is fluent in English, it is just being belligerent. cat is a waiter from montreal
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