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So I was lying in bed several hours last night, just thinking about how life sucks and what I could do to make it better, so I realized if I was rich life would be so much better! Who's got any suggestions on some good grifts?
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Oct 30, 2020 23:46
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Melt down stray shopping carts for scrap. Freelance auto repair but replace the car parts with lawnmower parts and sell the car parts. Sell vegan beef jerky door to door for $20/oz but it’s actually just regular beef jerky. Gather up swimming buoys from a lake and make knockoff funko pops. 
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Oct 30, 2020 23:55
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level up quezacotl asap, get him/her to learn card mod, buy a hundred tents and mod them into mega potions. you'll be able to sell them at a significant profit!
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Oct 31, 2020 00:07
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Buy a knife and rob people at knife point, then get a fake mustache and offer them robbery insurance after the fact.
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Oct 31, 2020 00:09
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Write nice letters or emails to companies gushing about how much you enjoyed their products or maybe make up a fake story about how great the service was at one of their establishments and they'll usually send you coupons for free poo poo. You could maybe get a free McRib!!! You could try complaining too but don't do it at the same time you're gushing it could blow the whole scam.
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Oct 31, 2020 00:12
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I don't think you should devote your existence to cheating others, OP, even if you believe it may minorly and momentarily improve your material pleasure. Instead of scheming I think it would be better if you tried to improve yourself as a human being, thereby improving your life.
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Oct 31, 2020 00:12
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Honestly? Set up a MLM scam in subsaharan Africa. You shouldn’t really do this, but you could, and would probably not suffer any consequences for it. Please don’t do this.
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Oct 31, 2020 00:12
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Buy something from a store. next day, go shopping there, grab a couple of other things you want + another one of the item you bought yesterday. go to the service counter and return the item you just got off the shelf with the receipt. tada, your purchased item is now free.
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Oct 31, 2020 00:15
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A good grift I guess is checking out the local scrap yards, find the ones that don't check then fill up your pop and beer cans with dirt I guess, read it on the dark web.
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Oct 31, 2020 00:16
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hang out online and be quick with the latest HONOR HER WISH rbg $29 t-shirts
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Oct 31, 2020 00:19
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Have you tried using crowd funding for an MMO you are "creating".
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Oct 31, 2020 00:24
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Sell butthole pics on Onlyfans.
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Oct 31, 2020 00:44
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Run a bad website where all value is produced by your users who like to give you money for running the bad website, then DON'T beat your wife.
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Oct 31, 2020 01:00
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Start a consultant business with a website with lots of japanes words on it and walk into a business and profoundly state that they have a problem with employee communication
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Oct 31, 2020 01:05
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Hmmm yes you must improve your gemba (that means go for a walk fat white idiot) and practice the lean art of henki jogenki which toyota totally does every morning
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Oct 31, 2020 01:07
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I would suggest making all your employees make their bed every morning This is the business practice of youfukingsukka
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Oct 31, 2020 01:08
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be a comedian say some dumb poo poo get cancelled and then have netflix hire you for a stand up special or if you arent funny. say some dumb poo poo get cancelled then grift the chuds. just remember irony isnt real and doing this makes you a chud Jove Tone posted:Have you tried using crowd funding for an MMO you are "creating". the best thread answer because its true and incrediably easy to do.
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Oct 31, 2020 01:32
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pretend to be a girl gamer on the internet and sell your bathwater
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Oct 31, 2020 01:33
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robbing people at gunpoint seems pretty cool, if you're white you can probably even kill folks and get away with it
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Oct 31, 2020 01:33
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numberoneposter posted:pretend to be a girl gamer on the internet and sell your bathwater Belle Delphine wasn't a real gamer???? Is there no fraud she won't commit!?
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Oct 31, 2020 01:37
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This one won't really pay off for about 5 years but find a group of fairly gullible magical thinkers and say you're a prophet. Then just make up a whole bunch of random predictions that happen after about 5 years from now. Probably 10 to be safe. Among those predictions predict that the sky will turn purple.
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Oct 31, 2020 01:39
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max out all access to credit and open a bar in thailand
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Oct 31, 2020 01:48
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Here's a good classic grift: find 200 people and convince them to give you their email address saying you have an inside scoop on some stock or other (could be anything, McDonalds, Apple, IBM, Walmart, as long as you stick to one specific place for everybody) that you'll be letting them know about in the next week or so (however long it'll take for you to find the 200 people). Then, you tell 100 of them that the stock is going to go down, and 100 that it will go up tomorrow. The next day, you check the stock to figure out which half of your group got the right prediction, and then tell half of them that the stock will go down, and half of them that the stock will go up by tomorrow. Repeat this again the next day, and add in that you have an Indiegogo flexible funding campaign for a stock tips book with more inside scoops just as good as what you've given them on equally hot stocks. Day after that, you now have 25 likely new donors to that campaign or more if they managed to chat up equally gullible friends/family.
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Oct 31, 2020 02:00
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snergle posted:or if you arent funny. say some dumb poo poo get cancelled then grift the chuds. This is the real answer, but combine it with a religious spin to cast a greater net. It really can't be overstated how loving stupid and gullible those types are.
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Oct 31, 2020 02:02
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Don't do anything violent. Rummage through people's trash and steal their information. You can sell that and you'll probably find a lot of cool stuff too.
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Oct 31, 2020 03:00
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Run for president.
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Oct 31, 2020 03:58
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Ignatius M. Meen posted:Here's a good classic grift: find 200 people... This is a classic. I saw it in a movie once, they did it with sports betting!
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Oct 31, 2020 13:44
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Suck that dick for money is a crazy scam
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Oct 31, 2020 13:47
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Chomp8645 posted:Belle Delphine wasn't a real gamer???? She's also not a real elf.
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Oct 31, 2020 13:47
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Build a load of badly made buildings using loaned money then burn them down for the insurance money. Bonus if you do it with mob money and the buildings are insured for more than they were worth.
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Oct 31, 2020 13:58
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steal donated blood to use for your blood sacrifices.
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Oct 31, 2020 14:10
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have children to do labor for you
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Oct 31, 2020 14:10
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Create something that people will want to spend money for, like a funny podcast or book.
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Oct 31, 2020 14:20
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Buy used cars then re-sell them. The grift is that when dealing with large amounts of cash you should be able to easily slip a few fake hundreds into your stack and the seller wouldn't even know! Also use a fake ID incase they do find out!
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Oct 31, 2020 14:22
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Alcoholism works pretty great. Happiness on command, no downsides, no upfront costs to get into it, cheap hobby to maintain
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