Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




I don't know who needs to see this, but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W_BjxjpnwI


Thank you for your time.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
im gonna feel a new confidence around birds from now on. except for that cocky 5% of birds

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




gary oldmans diary posted:

im gonna feel a new confidence around birds from now on. except for that cocky 5% of birds

Except ducks. Dick half the length of their bodies.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Facebook Aunt posted:

Dick half the length of their bodies.
crossposted from the perfect dick size thread

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord
Yeeeeaaaahh here come the dickless rooster. AWWW YEAAAHH

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
My initial reaction is "well why not? I mean A: All amniotes have penises and it was that universal pensis that was modified by different groups - sometimes dramatically and B: Pensises can evolve dramatically fast. However! I then went onto to wonder why so many groups would do away with something so practical.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
BUT! That doesn't explain why duck penises can be 0.3% of their body weight and don't impact their flying ability.

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
to get to the other side

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Facebook Aunt posted:

Except ducks. Dick half the length of their bodies.

Pffft, long flappy noodle dicks!


Call me when they get some GIRTH to it :smug:

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Why did the cock lose his cock?

MikeTheCoolOne
Jul 18, 2006

Drinking heavily the night before.

Foghorn Nohorn

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

What if we genetically engineered the dick back on?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Here. Here comes the rooster. Yeah he ain't gonna die.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Vastarien posted:

Yeeeeaaaahh here come the dickless rooster. AWWW YEAAAHH

Ya know he can barely fly!

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

I always knew that thing was useless.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

No wonder roosters like fighting, it's to compensate for being dickless.

Male emus and ostriches have dicks and some have even been known to try and rape humans.

Talkc
Aug 2, 2010

Mizuki! Mizuki! Mizuki!
***DEVASTATINGLY HANDSOME***
Okay whats the punchline goddamnit?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Talkc posted:

Okay whats the punchline goddamnit?

Les Os posted:

to get to the other side

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

hemipeen

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply