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I don't know who needs to see this, but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W_BjxjpnwI Thank you for your time.
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# ? Nov 3, 2020 06:56 |
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im gonna feel a new confidence around birds from now on. except for that cocky 5% of birds
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# ? Nov 3, 2020 07:02 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:im gonna feel a new confidence around birds from now on. except for that cocky 5% of birds Except ducks. Dick half the length of their bodies.
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# ? Nov 3, 2020 07:03 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:Dick half the length of their bodies.
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# ? Nov 3, 2020 07:10 |
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Yeeeeaaaahh here come the dickless rooster. AWWW YEAAAHH
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# ? Nov 3, 2020 07:10 |
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My initial reaction is "well why not? I mean A: All amniotes have penises and it was that universal pensis that was modified by different groups - sometimes dramatically and B: Pensises can evolve dramatically fast. However! I then went onto to wonder why so many groups would do away with something so practical.
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# ? Nov 3, 2020 07:33 |
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BUT! That doesn't explain why duck penises can be 0.3% of their body weight and don't impact their flying ability.
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# ? Nov 3, 2020 07:34 |
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to get to the other side
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# ? Nov 3, 2020 07:45 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:Except ducks. Dick half the length of their bodies. Pffft, long flappy noodle dicks! Call me when they get some GIRTH to it
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# ? Nov 3, 2020 07:55 |
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Why did the cock lose his cock?
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# ? Nov 3, 2020 08:04 |
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Foghorn Nohorn
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# ? Nov 3, 2020 08:09 |
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What if we genetically engineered the dick back on?
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# ? Nov 3, 2020 08:56 |
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Here. Here comes the rooster. Yeah he ain't gonna die.
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# ? Nov 3, 2020 09:36 |
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Vastarien posted:Yeeeeaaaahh here come the dickless rooster. AWWW YEAAAHH Ya know he can barely fly!
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# ? Nov 3, 2020 09:44 |
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I always knew that thing was useless.
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# ? Nov 3, 2020 10:01 |
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No wonder roosters like fighting, it's to compensate for being dickless. Male emus and ostriches have dicks and some have even been known to try and rape humans.
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# ? Nov 3, 2020 10:19 |
Okay whats the punchline goddamnit?
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# ? Nov 3, 2020 10:23 |
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Talkc posted:Okay whats the punchline goddamnit? Les Os posted:to get to the other side
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# ? Nov 3, 2020 10:50 |
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hemipeen
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