a machine that turns bad things to good things

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hey everybody - ive invented a machine that takes bad things and turns them into good things! all you do is put a bad thing in and then something good comes out!

If you'd like to make an offering of a bad thing to have turned into a good thing please leave it here and I will send it through the machine.

# ? Nov 10, 2020 20:17

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 11:22

pecan

# ? Nov 10, 2020 20:19

Dead Hippie Ghost: tears for queers
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im sorry, i should have been clearer in the explanation. Basically, when you have a bad thing (warts, depression, a broken bedframe) you can put it into this 'makes bad things good' machine, and it will make it into a good thing (sunshine, a puppy, an operational bedframe without any apparent damage). The machine, in it's very essence, takes bad things, and turns them into good things.

# ? Nov 10, 2020 20:19

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WOW! Pecan! It looks like you got a full operational bedframe with no visible damage!

# ? Nov 10, 2020 20:26

Jaguars!

Hope your machine is big enough

# ? Nov 10, 2020 20:33

pecan

Dead Hippie Ghost posted:

WOW! Pecan! It looks like you got a full operational bedframe with no visible damage!

lmfao yussss

# ? Nov 10, 2020 20:34

google THIS

# ? Nov 10, 2020 20:46

Gluten Free Dad

gonna toss my wife and kids into this, ha ha ha am I right fellas ha ha ha

# ? Nov 10, 2020 20:57

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Wow you got some RCA Cables!!

# ? Nov 10, 2020 21:28

SIDS Vicious

please put me in the machine

# ? Nov 10, 2020 21:29

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WOOW!! Gluten Free Dad you got your wife and kids am i right fellas! Turns out they're pretty good and cool go watch an HBO television show with them!!

# ? Nov 10, 2020 21:32

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!!!!

Sid Viscous you were turned into punk legend HR, and are now the lead singer of Bad Brains!!!!

# ? Nov 10, 2020 21:38

SIDS Vicious

oh hell yeah what an amazing machine

# ? Nov 10, 2020 21:38

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Sid Vicious posted:

oh hell yeah what an amazing machine

please go write and then release a bunch of new music

# ? Nov 10, 2020 21:42

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

My job is bad, pls make it good tia

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# ? Nov 10, 2020 21:55

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the op, heh
thrad good

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# ? Nov 10, 2020 22:06

Gluten Free Dad

Dead Hippie Ghost posted:

WOOW!! Gluten Free Dad you got your wife and kids am i right fellas! Turns out they're pretty good and cool go watch an HBO television show with them!!

they suck even more somehow, throw them back in

# ? Nov 10, 2020 22:10

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Chewbecca posted:

My job is bad, pls make it good tia

Wow chewbecca, the machine turned your job into a hawain shirt! Now you can kick back and look cool all day and don't ever have to work again on account of how cool you are! Congrats!

# ? Nov 10, 2020 22:12

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Jaguars! posted:

Hope your machine is big enough

I almost missed you Jagsuagrs!

you got a proprietary SONY handycam charger! yu can make so many home movies now on a fully charged handycam which is sold separately sorry i don't make the rules.

# ? Nov 10, 2020 22:17

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Gluten Free Dad posted:

they suck even more somehow, throw them back in

OH WOW I put your family back through and your kids came out but your wife was turned into a VHS copy of the hit film 'Dude where's my car' starring anti-human trafficking activist and hilarious comedian ashten kutcher!!!!

# ? Nov 10, 2020 22:27

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Dead Hippie Ghost posted:

Wow chewbecca, the machine turned your job into a hawain shirt! Now you can kick back and look cool all day and don't ever have to work again on account of how cool you are! Congrats!

Ok this kicks rear end tyvm DHG :cheers:

# ? Nov 10, 2020 22:27

Gluten Free Dad

Dead Hippie Ghost posted:

OH WOW I put your family back through and your kids came out but your wife was turned into a VHS copy of the hit film 'Dude where's my car' starring anti-human trafficking activist and hilarious comedian ashten kutcher!!!!

That's the good poo poo right there, thank you magic Internet wizard

# ? Nov 10, 2020 22:33

Heather Papps: hello friend

i made a machine that turns good things bad and honestly, it was a terrible idea. could you run it through your machine?

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Nov 10, 2020 22:51

Jaguars!

Dead Hippie Ghost posted:

I almost missed you Jagsuagrs!

you got a proprietary SONY handycam charger! yu can make so many home movies now on a fully charged handycam which is sold separately sorry i don't make the rules.

Phew! That is a pretty good result!

# ? Nov 10, 2020 22:57

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Heather Papps posted:

i made a machine that turns good things bad and honestly, it was a terrible idea. could you run it through your machine?

WOWEE! I put the turn good things into bad things machine into the bad things into good things machine, and it looked like the same machine came out! But there is one small difference! It only makes ice cream now!! Safe, nice, good ice cream that you can eat with your friends and/or family! Please consume responsibly

# ? Nov 11, 2020 00:02

The Voice of Labor

capitalism

# ? Nov 11, 2020 01:52

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# ? Nov 11, 2020 02:34

Ass-penny

I can think of another machine to solve my bad thing problem, but out of curiosity what happens when you shove a nazi into your machine?

# ? Nov 11, 2020 02:48

The Voice of Labor

rear end-penny posted:

I can think of another machine to solve my bad thing problem, but out of curiosity what happens when you shove a nazi into your machine?

I'm going to guess one of the four or five neofolk artists who aren't also neonazis

# ? Nov 11, 2020 02:59

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# ? Nov 11, 2020 05:19

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# ? Nov 11, 2020 05:34

biosterous

the camo is good but then i thought what if my friends were wearing it and i couldn't see them, that would be bad

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# ? Nov 11, 2020 06:00

Ass-penny

rear end-penny posted:

I was going to ask if there was some root to the running joke beef between the Bee Hole and Coupons/Deals, and I scrolled through the first page of C/D and realised almost every single thread on the page was started by Dr. Eldarion. There's like 5 other usernames I can see.

Those are all Dr. Eldarion alts fyi

# ? Nov 11, 2020 10:55

Ass-penny

Chewbecca posted:

Those are all Dr. Eldarion alts fyi

Really tho what if there was a whole subfolder with one person and their alts? No other posters? A scary thought.

# ? Nov 11, 2020 11:26

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Ass-penny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMn1TPEN3Rs

# ? Nov 11, 2020 11:28

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