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Tired of waiting for christmas presents from old chimney man? well they invented christmas in july but now... invented christmas in november! go ahead and send me the presents old man |
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seasonings greetings everyone, have some holiday cheers |
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Nov 12, 2020 20:22
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chritmas came a little early this year for the second time *eating cranberry sauce out of can* |
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Nov 12, 2020 20:23
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november santa is a lot like december santa, but his jacket is unbuttoned
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Nov 13, 2020 00:17
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november krampus remains nude
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Nov 13, 2020 00:17
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someone dropped a turkey down my chimney, apparently it was last week and dressed all in black with a bag of burgaling tools and instead of wings and turkey legs it had a man's body
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Nov 13, 2020 00:31
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i was sent an anonymous pm that said that the november christmas theme this year is "gang stalking" and i am very excited by this |
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Nov 13, 2020 00:39
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hanging googly eyes from the november tree |
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Nov 13, 2020 01:17
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No egg nog to be found anywhere for November Christmas, so I am just pouring vodka into turkey gravy. |
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Nov 13, 2020 01:41
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Luvcow posted:someone dropped a turkey down my chimney, apparently it was last week and dressed all in black with a bag of burgaling tools and instead of wings and turkey legs it had a man's body blessings from a november chimney spirit, so blessed!!! |
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Nov 13, 2020 01:47
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Santa got me a gift early this year! Its ..... BEEFTARTS(tm) from Omaha Steaks. Thanks Santa. No really. .... thanks. |
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Nov 14, 2020 01:08
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cranberry candy canes, pretty good tbh
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Nov 14, 2020 02:13
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my grandpa didnt fight at normandy thats it |
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Nov 14, 2020 02:14
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when you learn jingle bells was already a thanksgiving song 
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Nov 14, 2020 02:14
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City of Glompton posted:when you learn jingle bells was already a thanksgiving song WHAAAAAAAAT. |
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Nov 14, 2020 02:32
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City of Glompton posted:when you learn jingle bells was already a thanksgiving song thanks-giv-ing, thanks-giv-ing, we are giving thanks batmobile lost a wheel and joker got away, hey!
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Nov 14, 2020 10:17
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The war on Christmas has been won, by Christmas, and now it's Christmas day every day |
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Nov 14, 2020 11:03
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Wonderful Christmastime blasting in a tiny attic as I cry big blubbering baby tears, each time Paul McCartney sings "Simply having a wonderful Christmastime." it gets more and more aggressive until he is practically shrieking it with rage. I start screaming at the top of my lungs to drown it out but Paul McCartney only begins to holler "Simply having a wonderful Christmastime" louder and louder until it's a thunderous bellow rattling the windows of the unfurnished attic. Finally I launch myself out the window Alex DeLarge style with my tears streaming through the air behind me, mingling with drops of November rain pattering down from above. As he hears my body thudding on the dense, wet mud outside, Santa chuckles to himself while his elves gathered around him smile cruelly in mutual satisfaction. He sips his hot cocoa - extra dash of brandy - with a single pinky flourished outwards. "That's what he gets for suggesting Christmas in November." ---------------- |
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Nov 14, 2020 11:32
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Wonderful Christmastime blasting in a tiny attic as I cry big blubbering baby tears, each time Paul McCartney sings "Simply having a wonderful Christmastime." it gets more and more aggressive until he is practically shrieking it with rage. I start screaming at the top of my lungs to drown it out but Paul McCartney only begins to holler "Simply having a wonderful Christmastime" louder and louder until it's a thunderous bellow rattling the windows of the unfurnished attic.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Wonderful Christmastime blasting in a tiny attic as I cry big blubbering baby tears, each time Paul McCartney sings "Simply having a wonderful Christmastime." it gets more and more aggressive until he is practically shrieking it with rage. I start screaming at the top of my lungs to drown it out but Paul McCartney only begins to holler "Simply having a wonderful Christmastime" louder and louder until it's a thunderous bellow rattling the windows of the unfurnished attic.
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