Elmnt80 posted:

I had a work enemy that tried reporting me to HR for being racist a week after I tossed a customer out of the store for being a sexist rear end to her. The other workers who witnessed my supposed racism told HR she was full of poo poo. She would also dramatize and lie about stuff happening when the store manager was gone leading to me having to straighten poo poo out later. Any time the district manager was in the store she was up his rear end constantly trying to get him to force the store manager to replace me with her. (The store manager regularly told him to shove his dumbshit ideas up his rear end, A+ boss) It took a month or so of this before everyone had her number and stopped caring about her bullshit.

I'm pretty sure what pissed her off is I gave as many fucks about her attempts to get me demoted/fired as I did about my last fart. She wanted my job and I was completely unthreatened by it because she was absolutely terrible at the basic position she had at that time. And also her attempts to poo poo talk everyone else in spanish failed miserably because insults is about the only spanish I'm fluent in and would call her on it.

About a month after she quit, she stopped in for some stuff and made a bunch of loud comments about how I must be glad she was gone. I laughed and went back to checking inventory. She got pissed and started talking about calling corporate because I had been rude to a customer (her).

Towards the end everyone had turned on her and I got constant updates on what my latest crime against humanity had been committing. It was pretty entertaining, A+, would recommend having a work nemesis (so long as they are completely ineffectual).