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This guy is here for a lobotomy right? Nurse hand me that long thin tool. No it’s OK I’m sure he’s not using it.
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I am actually a surgeon IRL, ask me anything
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Nov 20, 2020 18:04
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Jasus Christ posted:I am actually a surgeon IRL, ask me anything Prove it.
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hmmmm im going to subscribe two shots of jager, stat
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Prove it. 
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Well, everything here seems to be in order. Please keep it to the speed limit while performing surgery in the future, Doctor.
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Jasus Christ posted:I am actually a surgeon IRL, ask me anything if you surgically transplant the head of an elephant onto the body of a giraffe, would that be totally sweet?
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TheAardvark posted:Well, everything here seems to be in order. Please keep it to the speed limit while performing surgery in the future, Doctor. Thanks officer I'll try to go slower but sometimes I get so excited and nervous it's like you'd never know it wasn't my first time! HAHAHAHAHA! Mozi posted:if you surgically transplant the head of an elephant onto the body of a giraffe, would that be totally sweet? A lot of people think this, but actually elephant imparts more of an umami flavor to the giraffe.
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Nice.
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Jasus Christ posted:A lot of people think this, but actually elephant imparts more of an umami flavor to the giraffe. heh
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*runs out and gets on a plane* Catch me if you can, suckers.
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*confesses it was a lie and walks away* as this song plays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dOwHzCHfgA alternate scenario: *makes a speech with nothing but sheer improve skills and genius* when life hands you lemons get a surgery kit and operate for when the choices arise it's time to throw away that disguise the tender touch found in each flower the gentle time in each hour spice of life love of the dove a packet of m&m's just offed itself to a pack of skittles
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yes I went to the dr octagon school of medicine
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Dr. Heart Collapse posted:*confesses it was a lie and walks away* Somehow I don't think this guy is a real doctor. *looks at username* Oh nevermind. Sorry, doc.
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