Praise Betide Any Journeyman Who Finds my Missing Hogge

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ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Pound of diamond on that saucy mount. :mario:

# ? Nov 17, 2020 22:25

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Mooey Cow: Jan 27, 2018; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Pillbug

Ēa! Hw�t dē� lā �es wer tō his ears hol? :monocle:

# ? Nov 17, 2020 22:47

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Howe aboute you suckle apon mine hogge good sir

# ? Nov 17, 2020 23:20

Lieutenant Dan: Oct 27, 2009; Weedlord Bonerhitler

I find all this Talke of Hogge-Suckling most Salacious and Foule, and urge mine countrymen to consider the will of the Lorde, whose Countenance did Behoove me to enscribe the original Poaste

# ? Nov 17, 2020 23:26

Klyith: Aug 3, 2007; GBS Pledge Week

Alas goode sir, I have seen thine hogge! It hast been carried away as a spoyl of war.

# ? Nov 17, 2020 23:53

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

thine hogge is away and gone beyonde salvation, being one of a roving bande of betwixt thirtey to fiftey wylde hogges that is most vexing to childes of yon village

# ? Nov 18, 2020 00:07

Xaintrailles: Aug 14, 2015

Klyith posted:

Voted V

# ? Nov 18, 2020 00:29

Lieutenant Dan: Oct 27, 2009; Weedlord Bonerhitler

Klyith posted:

Alas goode sir, I have seen thine hogge! It hast been carried away as a spoyl of war.

Alas and alack, mine Sweet Hogge! I praye it has not roved to joine the bande of roguish feral beasts numbering twixt the count of therty and fefty, for the howls and ululations of consternation from mine neighboring serfs as their children are torn asunder are nay unbearable

# ? Nov 18, 2020 00:56

Badactura: Feb 14, 2019; My wish lives in the future.

Nous avons vol� le porc, anglais!

Maintenant nous le narguons en l'habillant comme une jeune fille anglaise, c'est amusant!

Honhonhonhon

# ? Nov 18, 2020 03:15

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Mine owne Hogge goes missing twyce a Fortnighte, as I burye it deepe wythyn the Ladye who doth live bye the River!

# ? Nov 18, 2020 03:30

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Klyith posted:

Alas goode sir, I have seen thine hogge! It hast been carried away as a spoyl of war.

Avast, alack! Theen man about the rightenmost hand hast but recently removen yourn hoggyes bullocks an merrily hoist them upon backe and away.

# ? Nov 18, 2020 10:31

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

i't warms the cockles o me heart

# ? Nov 18, 2020 10:34

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Your pig is in courte, but is he the pig on lefte or the righte?

# ? Nov 18, 2020 10:47

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

�Zounds! Indeede I awoketh this very morne to discovereth that mine own Hogge himselfe is Missing! There is a Theefe afoote, abscondinge withe our Verye Hogges in the Thicke of the Nyghte!

# ? Nov 18, 2020 13:37

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Perchanceit this rogue is in facte letting these absconded hogges wylde?

A righte merry fellow!

# ? Nov 18, 2020 14:00

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Wylde Hogges runneth aboute Free? Our Towne shall be Ryfe withe Pyglettes! Mayhap Thyrtye to Fiftye in a Moone�s Tyme!

# ? Nov 18, 2020 14:59

Lieutenant Dan: Oct 27, 2009; Weedlord Bonerhitler

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

�Zounds! Indeede I awoketh this very morne to discovereth that mine own Hogge himselfe is Missing! There is a Theefe afoote, abscondinge withe our Verye Hogges in the Thicke of the Nyghte!

Forsooth! The Audacity of this Theivery has made itself Apparent; it has taken mine Hogge and now Yourse a-market, I am certainne, and shall Profitte off our Labor most Unjustly!