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i love searing my junk on the grill, gently caress a torch, you gotta get that charcoal goin |
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I'm gonna confit my junk in duck fat
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Nov 24, 2020 08:45
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[Running up to the burn barrel full of debris right before my neighbor sets it alight] Wait! Wait! Got room for something else while your add it? He nods, so I pull out my junk and place it on top of the junk. Okay. I'm ready
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Nov 24, 2020 10:47
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all you normies are happy torching your junk but i'm SEXUALLY AWAKENED and sous vide my dick and balls for 18 hours
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Nov 24, 2020 21:06
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sk posted:all you normies are happy torching your junk but i'm SEXUALLY AWAKENED and sous vide my dick and balls for 18 hours lol, just lol, if you are not preparing your junk in the style of carpaccio, with a fine Japanese steel blade
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Nov 24, 2020 21:32
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nothing like the smell of slow roasting hog to get your mouth watering
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Nov 24, 2020 21:56
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ive heard that in the us its pretty standard for guys to have their junk torched |
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Nov 24, 2020 22:01
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some instagram model's boyfriend checklist: - 6' tall - BMW - Torched - Beard - Own house
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Nov 24, 2020 22:11
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vanisher posted:some instagram model's boyfriend checklist: *looks down at pink, livid flesh* forever alone
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Nov 24, 2020 22:13
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update: the sous vide has made my dick and balls very soft and tender, which when i think about it wasn't really the goal
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Nov 24, 2020 22:28
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vanisher posted:some instagram model's boyfriend checklist: drat. I'm 6'1". soooo close
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Nov 24, 2020 22:28
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sk posted:update: the sous vide has made my dick and balls very soft and tender, which when i think about it wasn't really the goal you still need to give it a quick sear in a ripping hot cast-iron for color and crust
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Nov 24, 2020 22:29
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more falafel please posted:you still need to give it a quick sear in a ripping hot cast-iron for color and crust glad for any advice on color because right now we're pretty much talking one of those red hot dogs you get in maine |
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Nov 24, 2020 22:36
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sk posted:glad for any advice on color because right now we're pretty much talking one of those red hot dogs you get in maine make sure to deglaze the fond and make a nice buttery pan sauce
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Nov 24, 2020 22:38
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a kid with a backwards baseball cap leans over to me in class and whispers "me and a few seniors are going to skip class to torch our dick and balls to ashes. are you in or are you out?" i left my WWJD bracelet at home, and now i find myself not knowing what Jesus Christ would do in this situation.
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Nov 24, 2020 23:20
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salting my torch-ed dingdong to keep the Visigoths from ever resettling on my once-fertile scrote
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Nov 24, 2020 23:25
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FutonForensic posted:a kid with a backwards baseball cap leans over to me in class and whispers "me and a few seniors are going to skip class to torch our dick and balls to ashes. are you in or are you out?" i left my WWJD bracelet at home, and now i find myself not knowing what Jesus Christ would do in this situation. Cool Youth Pastor: No worries brah, my man JC got you covered: But he said to them, “Not everyone can accept this teaching, but only those to whom it is given. For there are eunuchs who have been so from birth, and there are eunuchs who have been made eunuchs by others, and there are eunuchs who have made themselves eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. Let anyone accept this who can.” —Matthew 19:11–12 So you know that Jesus would be down for some good old fashioned junk torching, just as long as you keep it holy!
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Nov 25, 2020 00:14
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more falafel please posted:I'm gonna torch my junk |
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Nov 25, 2020 01:49
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i got kicked out of summer camp for torching the bunks i guess my childhood was different from the kids who ended up touchin their junk or torchin it |
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Nov 25, 2020 01:51
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I don't want anybody else When I think about you I torch myself Woahohoh! |
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Nov 25, 2020 12:06
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I guess we found out what you were gonna do with all that junk up in that trunk
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Nov 25, 2020 14:17
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me, passing the literal torch to my son on his wedding day, so that he may impress his bride on his wedding night
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Nov 26, 2020 02:12
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Kief Richards posted:me, passing the literal torch to my son on his wedding day, so that he may impress his bride on his wedding night pops we've been torching since our second date Dad: "Noooooo!" |
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Nov 26, 2020 02:15
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Tinder turns into a very different dating app |
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Nov 26, 2020 02:17
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vanisher posted:Tinder turns into a very different dating app
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Nov 26, 2020 02:46
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"who's gonna torch my junk" to the tune of this https://youtu.be/xuZA6qiJVfU
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Nov 26, 2020 02:47
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vanisher posted:Tinder turns into a very different dating app lol |
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Nov 26, 2020 03:21
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Goodness gracious, great balls on fire!
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super sweet best pal posted:Goodness gracious, great balls on fire!
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