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THIS THREAD IS STILL UNDER CONSTRUCTION BUT NOW IT’S OPEN NOW. CHILI WILL ARRIVE SOON UNLESS I GET HIT BY A TRUCK. BOY I SURE HOPE I DON’T GET HIT A TRUCK. THAT WOULD HURT PROBABLY. https://i.imgur.com/Ms4PEf1.gifv https://i.imgur.com/elmnqZi.gifv https://i.imgur.com/jS9UlV2.gifv https://i.imgur.com/qzHK18H.gifv https://i.imgur.com/gvJBZ83.gifv https://i.imgur.com/Ms4PEf1.gifv [] Howdy Our menu for today will feature:
We’re gonna get to the chili-making in just a bit. But first, a quick history lesson! [IMAGE] Chili con carne — what most of us not from Cincinnati know today as modern chili — traces its roots back to at least the 1500s in what is now central Mexico, where the Aztecs made thick soups and stews using chili peppers as a base. Eventually the Spanish came along and colonized the area; they introduced beef as a primary protein for these pepper stews sometime prior to the 1850s. During the Mexican-American War, soldiers in the Mexican army stationed near the Texas border often made a kind of “brick” chili con carne by dropping bricks of dried meat, peppers, and salt into boiling water. From there, the dish’s popularity spread throughout northern Mexico and, not long after, made its way into south Texas. [IMAGE] The first chile con carne in Texas was made by working-class people, and women especially, in the Tejano and Mexican communities. It was not — and still isn’t — a bougie dish. Rather, it was a common blue-collar working man’s food, an inexpensive meal made from readily-available ingredients that was simple to prepare, packed with calories and nutrition, and could feed an entire family easily. At some point, several of these people got the idea to set up stands and sell their chili to paying customers, a practice that became especially popular in San Antonio and gradually expanded throughout the state. The fame of chili grew greatly during this time, though it was still largely unknown outside of Texas. During the 1890s chili gained popularity in one rather interesting place in particular: Texas prisons. Chili was so popular in the Texas prison system that some people mistakenly believed it was invented there. Jails and prisons in Texas were judged by inmates based on how good their chili was. After their release, many inmates wrote letters to their former institutions and others asking for their recipes, and legend has it that some released ex-cons missed the taste of jailhouse chili so much that they reoffended and went back to jail just to get more. Around the turn of the 20th century, two things happened that helped chili achieve national attention. The first was the 1893 Chicago World’s Fair, which featured a chili stand that introduced a number of Americans outside Texas to the wonders of chili for the first time. The second was the advent of widely-available commercially-produced chili powder, first “invented” (supposedly, depending on who you ask) by William Gebhardt in 1894 after noticing that chili was the favorite dish of customers at his restaurant. At this time, chili could only be served seasonally, as the peppers needed to make it could only be harvested at a certain time of year; Gebhardt got around this by making his powder using ancho chilis from Mexico, which could be grown all year long. Gebhardt opened a chili powder factory in San Antonio in 1896, for which he invented and patented more than 30 machines, and chili powder was finally available to the masses on a large scale. Years later, in 1908, Gebhardt became one of the first Americans (after William G. Tobin) to produce and sell his own canned chili. [PARAGRAPH THAT SEAMLESSLY CONNECTS EARLY 1900S CHILI poo poo TO MODERN DAY IN A WAY THAT SOUNDS GOOD AND MAKES CHRONOLOGICAL SENSE] [PARAGRAPH ABOUT PRESENT DAY CHILI-RELATED poo poo] Also there is a thing called “Cincinnati “””””chili”””””” and it is different from REAL chili and has a different history and was invented completely independent from REAL ACTUAL GOOD chili and we’re not gonna talk about it cuz it is loving disgusting shitgarbage. FITE ME *~*~* BROTH *~*~* (NOTE: I made a double-size batch of this broth, so my pics will show more of the ingredients than this recipe calls for) Ingredients
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Instructions . *~*~* BEANS *~*~* If you like beans with your chili, here they are! Borracho beans are a type of savory Mexican bean dish, similar to Charro beans but using beer as a cooking liquid — the word “borracho” is Spanish for “drunk”, hence the name. Sometimes beer is the primary (or only) liquid used; other times it’s mixed in with water and/or broth acting as the base. A lot of times you’ll see them at barbecue or Tex-Mex restaurants with bits of meat like beef, ham, or bacon added in. They’re loving excellent and a great accompaniment to chili... especially Texas red chili! No self-respecting Texan puts beans in a Texas-style chili, but there’s no rule saying you can’t have beans WITH your Texas-style chili! Ingredients
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Instructions This one is easy. Soak your beans for at least 12 hours, if you’re into that, in enough water to cover them by 2 or 3 inches. They’ll absorb a ton of that water and get bigger. After that, pretty much just throw all your poo poo into a big pot (preferably a cast iron one), mix it around a little, bring it all to a nice boil on high heat, and then reduce the heat to low and let that cook partially covered for 2 or 3 hours, or until it’s super thick and the liquid has reduced a bunch. Or put everything in an Instant Pot and do the same with a shorter cook time. I did the latter and they came out amazing. Once it’s all cooked, season with salt and pepper (and hot sauce if you want) to taste. If you want, you can cook the veggies and garlic and poo poo in a skillet for a bit before you add them, until the onions start to turn translucent...... I didn’t do that, but it’s a thing you can do. *~*~* BREAD *~*~* Ingredients * . Equipment * . Variations * . Instructions . https://i.imgur.com/Ms4PEf1.gifv https://i.imgur.com/jS9UlV2.gifv https://i.imgur.com/HZ8C0R2.gifv https://i.imgur.com/di7GpoD.gifv https://i.imgur.com/gxf70i3.gifv https://i.imgur.com/7TmQcjt.gifv https://i.imgur.com/7uEFUro.gifv https://i.imgur.com/v2N5bX9.gifv I. M. Gei fucked around with this message at 09:04 on Dec 1, 2020 |
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The thread is open! I have been waiting for what seems like weeks to see prunes in chili...
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# ? Nov 30, 2020 20:56 |
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aight! I could use an extra motivation shot to finish this thing anyway Scientastic do you take PMs, by chance? EDIT: sadly this chili does not feature prunes (I do wanna try that at some point though), but I did strongly consider putting a cut-up plum or two in there. my local butcher shop had some locally-grown plums for sale when I went there to get chili stuff, but in the end I was too big a wussie to go through with it I. M. Gei fucked around with this message at 01:53 on Dec 1, 2020 |
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Your New Years resolution should be to finish this thread
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# ? Jan 3, 2021 16:58 |
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Scientastic posted:Your New Years resolution should be to finish this thread My New Years resolution is to finish everything I started, and this thread is at the top of the list.
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# ? Jan 3, 2021 19:41 |
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I. M. Gei posted:My New Years resolution is to finish everything I started, and this thread is at the top of the list. I am making chili this week, for my date night with my wife on Saturday. I wonder if I will be able to post a picture of a finished meal in this thread before you do.
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# ? Feb 4, 2021 18:07 |
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I just happened to be in the middle of making chili and happened upon this thread
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 09:50 |
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I have like 12 other things I have to get done in the next few weeks, at least 8 of which are a great deal more urgent than finally loving finishing this thread. BUT I WILL FINISH IT. EVENTUALLY. I PROMISE. Incidentally my New Years resolution for 2021 was to finish all the poo poo I start(ed), so yeah
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 04:48 |
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Much like Seneca, I feel I must enter a stoic state of chili-resignation, considering, as we must, that ”chili keeps pace with hope … both belong to a stomach in suspense, to a stomach in a state of anxiety through looking into the chili-filled future. Both are mainly due to projecting our thoughts far ahead of us instead of adapting ourselves to the chili-bereft present.”
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# ? Jun 4, 2021 19:50 |
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great thread cant wait to read it when its done keep up the good work
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# ? Jun 25, 2023 02:52 |
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lmao
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# ? Jun 25, 2023 18:20 |
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I’ve had this thread bookmarked for three years now, I got very excited when it jumped to the top of my list Disappointment, thy name is pandy fackler
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# ? Jun 25, 2023 21:09 |
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good lord this thread is still open? I thought it got archived a long rear end time ago. sigh...... I actually would like to finish this one day, but at this point it'd probably be best done in the form of a whole new thread where I remake everything and type out the OP before and during cooking. I loving HAAAAATE typing out huge long posts, and breaking them apart like I did on my NICSA post help me out a lot on that. If I do end up making a new thread then the title will be another joke about some dumbass poo poo Trump said about elections. Maybe I'll even post it in 2024. Possibly in November. The truth is there were actually several reasons I never finished this thread, and being too lazy/ADHD-ridden to finish typing the OP was only one of them. Others included not being thrilled with the taste of my chili and thinking I could've done way better, and having imposter syndrome about the chili recipe I used because it was a mish-mash of two or three other recipes I found online and that made me think it wasn't "original" enough for an ICSA (actually this was one of my bigger reasons).
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I. M. Gei posted:it wasn't "original" enough for an ICSA (actually this was one of my bigger reasons). This is never a reason you need to be concerned about, I
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