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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > taking out the trash
 
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Bonaventure

by sebmojo
[cracks knuckles] it’s garbage day

* # ? Nov 25, 2020 22:34
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 05:55
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by sebmojo
[sniff sniff] what’s that smell? oh... it’s trash.

time to take it out to the curb.

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* # ? Nov 25, 2020 22:36
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by sebmojo
30 lb limit? yare, yare... that won’t be a problem once I’m finished here...!

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* # ? Nov 25, 2020 22:38
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by sebmojo
stomping the trash down into the can with my bare feet to press out the sweetest wine

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* # ? Nov 25, 2020 22:41
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 do i look like i need to be reminded to sort my recyclables? that's what i thought, punk.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Nov 25, 2020 23:10
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by sebmojo
inscribing a salt circle around the can to prevent entry by raccoons

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* # ? Nov 25, 2020 23:18
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G

 [dumping out the compost] your rear end is grass

* # ? Nov 25, 2020 23:26
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Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
 i know what youre thinking. did he properly sort the plastics from the waste paper? well, to be honest i lost track myself. but since this is a municipal waste bin, youve got to ask yourself "do i feel lucky?"

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by sebmojo
cutting apart non-recyclable cardboard to fit easier in the can, never breaking eye contact

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* # ? Nov 26, 2020 14:39
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