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some think they might be a lost hominid subspecies like bigfoots but IMO santas are more likely a form of Wendigo thoughts? |
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i can’t confirm if this is a cryptid ability or not but if you don’t have a chimney, santa enters your home by liquefying and seeping through your air vents. |
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Nov 30, 2020 20:47
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the correct plural form is "santas claws"
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Nov 30, 2020 20:54
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Macnult posted:i can’t confirm if this is a cryptid ability or not but if you don’t have a chimney, santa enters your home by liquefying and seeping through your air vents. Santa is like a vampire but instead of turning into mist or bats he turns into eggnog to seep through tight spaces. |
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Nov 30, 2020 21:02
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what if the reason we can never find big foot is because he's santa clause
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Nov 30, 2020 21:14
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if santa Claus isnt real where did my presents come from? i didnt buy them and my wife says she didnt buy them, er go santa claus is real! krampus might be not real im not sure i hav have never been kidnapped for my bad behaviour and i do a lot if naughty things ie i stole a pack of bubblegum |
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Nov 30, 2020 21:20
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:what if the reason we can never find big foot is because he's santa clause doing wood taps with sleigh bells attached |
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Nov 30, 2020 21:31
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if you can't find him he's absent-a clause
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Nov 30, 2020 22:31
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santa may be a cryptid HUNTER, and has potentially enslaved the goat man of maryland, calling him "krampus"
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Nov 30, 2020 22:35
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Jeremy Wade chumming the waters of the arctic ocean with chocolate chip cookies, his face twisted into a scowl of concentration. |
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Nov 30, 2020 22:43
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Zak Bagans: (in the dark) Hey bro, if you're up there on that housetop, why don't you come on down that chimney and OH SH-(beep) (falls over for no reason) HOLY SH-(beep) BRO DID YOU HEAR THAT?! F-(beep) |
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Nov 30, 2020 22:56
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im pretty sure science has already proven santa to be real |
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Nov 30, 2020 23:03
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the cia has been covering up santa clause since the 60's |
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Nov 30, 2020 23:04
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You ask a good question. If you managed to catch Santa in a trap, would you be able to do whatever you want with him or would he have human rights? If you live in a state with castle doctrine I guess it doesn't matter. But elsewise who would stop you from exhibiting him in a cage and charging admission? |
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Nov 30, 2020 23:05
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being a saint, hes subject to clerical jurisdiction. so i guess you have to call the pope or something |
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Nov 30, 2020 23:10
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i watch the santa radar tracking every year of course the big man up north, (my nickname for santa), is real
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Nov 30, 2020 23:55
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I think whether Santa is a cryptid or not depends on if there is Santa Clause erotica. |
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Epic Cryptid Rap Battles: Mothman vs. Santa i'm the mothman see, i'm a slut for love you came down my chimney? so you came from above saint or angel, it's no difference to me big boy got me thinking of matrimony i'm santa claus bitch, my friends call me nick but you're more than a friend, so grab my big prick our monogamous laughter will ring through the halls as i'm gently squeezing your epic moth balls rap battle cancelled: contestants fell in love
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:I think whether Santa is a cryptid or not depends on if there is Santa Clause erotica. there is a deviantart thread in gbs that can settle this question quickly and horribly. |
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Dec 1, 2020 15:45
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I saw mommy kissing santa claus, but nobody believes me because I didn't get any physical evidence 
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We gotta start a show where we dress up in cammo and wait to catch Santa at various locations, various torture instrents clearly seen in the background. One guy just muttering "I WILL have my revenge" with no context. |
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Dec 1, 2020 18:31
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Bright Bart posted:One guy just muttering "I WILL have my revenge" with no context. Something about his grandma and a reindeer I think |
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Sid Vicious posted:if santa Claus isnt real where did my presents come from? i didnt buy them and my wife says she didnt buy them, er go santa claus is real! krampus might be not real im not sure i hav have never been kidnapped for my bad behaviour and i do a lot if naughty things ie i stole a pack of bubblegum Is it possible that your children bought the presents? I've heard about a movie about a child who becomes a millionaire. I'd look into it if I were you, maybe convince them to buy you forum upgrades and other fine treats. If I'm misremembering that you have kids I'm sorry but I ask you this: is it possible your neighbors' children bought the presents?
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google THIS posted:Zak Bagans: (in the dark) Hey bro, if you're up there on that housetop, why don't you come on down that chimney and OH SH-(beep) (falls over for no reason) HOLY SH-(beep) BRO DID YOU HEAR THAT?! F-(beep)
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sk posted:I saw mommy kissing santa claus, but nobody believes me because I didn't get any physical evidence |
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I wish I could find an image that better illustrates this, but an army of Santa Clauses stands behind our Prime Minister.   Can you see it?  You can see it, right? |
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Dec 9, 2020 01:45
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Finger Prince posted:I wish I could find an image that better illustrates this, but an army of Santa Clauses stands behind our Prime Minister. holy poo poo it was right in front of us this whole time!
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Dec 9, 2020 04:51
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Finger Prince posted:I wish I could find an image that better illustrates this, but an army of Santa Clauses stands behind our Prime Minister. Those are the supreme court justices |
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Dec 10, 2020 03:13
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 Here they are again. Silent sentries of the North. |
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Dec 10, 2020 04:41
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ya he's bigfoot's cousin, bigsack
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Dec 10, 2020 04:47
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canyoneer posted:Those are the supreme court justices I just want to say as a canadian i recognise and appreciate this post. |
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"Today on Crytpo-M-G we're hunting the grand-daddy of all granddaddies, the spirit of holiday giving hisself, San'y Claus!. We got our wildlife cams set up all over the roof and living room and Hoss here has a special surprise for ol' Saint Nick, ain't that right Hoss? What you anglin' with today?" "Compound bow with some adjustments, hooked up to the trick plate of cookies. Kajiggered 'er up to 500 pounds of force, with m' home-made 900-grain arrows carved from the leg bones of other saints. Gotta kill a saint to catch a saint, I reckon". "Mm hmm, that's real good Hoss. We gonna bag us a symbol of hope on this ep, I just got a feeling 'bout it!"
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Santa is an enlightened centrist. Woke: Brings presents for free to all the good girls and boys. Based: Gives nicer toys to the richer kids so cannot be accused of class warfare. |
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I taught my children that Santa *brings* the presents, but that he charges and I have to buy and wrap them. Wanted the youngins to experience the wonder of believing in Santa but not giving that imaginary fat clown all the credit for my hard work! |
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 oh poo poo it's gettin gbigger gently caress run!!
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