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It was yelling in the bag the entire ride home. When I unwrapped it they asked me what the gently caress I was looking at. I kind of mumbled something and put it back. Making me very uncomfortable.
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Dec 5, 2020 12:38
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- Adbot
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Apr 23, 2024 23:23
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- Stoner Sloth
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because he got grilled at work today 
   
       
  
 
   
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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Dec 5, 2020 13:23
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- pecan
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because he got grilled at work today
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Dec 5, 2020 15:21
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- pecan
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because he got warmed up in the assistant manager's armpit for 10 minutes at work today
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Dec 5, 2020 15:21
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- Stoner Sloth
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because whopper junior isn't doing well at school
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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Dec 5, 2020 15:28
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Smugworth Wuz Here
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Whopper, like all of us, is scared. Naked in a cold indifferent universe that cares not if you or anyone is arbitrarily good or bad. A universe devoid of meaning. Whopper lashes out. It is how it copes with indifference. With cosmic amorality. With the gnawing realization that there is nothing of substance anywhere in it's existence.
That is why the Whopper is so angry.
https://giant.gfycat.com/SizzlingThickIbis.mp4
THIS SHOWSTOPPING SIGGY MADE BY MASTER SIGSMITH vanisher
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Dec 5, 2020 19:59
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- The Voice of Labor
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the whopper's not angry, angry is its given name, whopper is its surname
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Dec 6, 2020 01:03
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- freezingprocess
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because his life is impossible
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Dec 6, 2020 03:42
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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The existential angst of being a sentient being created to be eaten alive.
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Dec 7, 2020 00:48
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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the whopper knows the only way you'll eat something that talks is if it gets you mad enough
No wait, this. This is why.
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Dec 7, 2020 00:48
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Because the imposter burger stole all his valor.
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Dec 7, 2020 18:21
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Apr 23, 2024 23:23
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- free hubcaps
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idk op it is what it is but whatever u do DO NOT under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES order the fiery chicken fries
ty Saoshyant!
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VANISHER
HEATHER PAPPS