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Hello Goons, I am working on presenting an anthology of the world's greatest first impression one liners from around the interwebs in order to educate under socialized young adults on how to greet strangers in a pleasant and memorable way. If you would so kindly introduce yourselves in this thread not only will you be contributing to science, but you may make some friends along the way. Be sure to leave some "constructive" criticism for each other's method. For self improvement reasons. And for science. Pro Tip: If you jerk it, you'll make it look bigger and impress your friends and family at social functions. But if you jerk it too much, it will get smaller. Proceed with finesse and caution.
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I read the OP several times and tbh I don't understand what you're asking us to do so I'm just going to introduce myself. Hi I'm Chomp and I sincerely hope you are having a wonderful day.
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Dec 13, 2020 05:38
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Chomp8645 posted:I read the OP several times and tbh I don't understand what you're asking us to do so I'm just going to introduce myself. Hi Chomp, I am OP my day was a mixed bag, but there was an extra onion ring in it so its okay I guess. Hope your day was great snake tits and all.
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Dec 13, 2020 05:44
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Lmao what the gently caress why would anyone be introducing themselves to strangers in 2020??? Stay inside.
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Dec 13, 2020 06:53
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My name is clammy d and I’m here to say, I like munchin clams in a major way. If it’s juicy enough then you gotta slurp, If you swallow that clam sauce you gotta burp! 
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Dec 13, 2020 07:09
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:My name is clammy d and I’m here to say, *beatboxing noises*
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Dec 13, 2020 07:10
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:Lmao what the gently caress why would anyone be introducing themselves to strangers in 2020??? Now is the time to practice for when you no longer have to stay inside! This is chrysalis phase, from which we can emerge more beautiful than ever before.
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Dec 13, 2020 07:14
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Nice thread
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Dec 13, 2020 07:29
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Slip posted:Nice thread came to say this
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Dec 13, 2020 07:32
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Do you have stairs in your house?
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Dec 16, 2020 08:22
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*breathing heavily*
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Whats fragmaster up to these days
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