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your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

starting now, the more a check is worth the bigger it has to be

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^{thank you again Saoshyant!!}

# ? Dec 14, 2020 22:56

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 21:07

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

"sir, we cannot legally cast a check until it is visible"

# ? Dec 14, 2020 22:58

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

banks are scrambling to create armies of 16-wheelers to transport bankers checks

# ? Dec 14, 2020 23:00

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

all cash withdrawals are now solely done in coins, contained in burlap sacks w/ dollars signs on them

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# ? Dec 14, 2020 23:18

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

please do not deposit more than 20 square feet of check per transaction.

# ? Dec 14, 2020 23:26

google THIS

Lotteries and sweepstakes cheerfully go about their business, knowing they're already compliant

# ? Dec 15, 2020 00:31

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

# ? Dec 15, 2020 00:33

Khanstant

this should extend to credit/debit cards thickness, if you got big bucks in the bankaccount, that card gets thicker than it is wide

# ? Dec 15, 2020 01:05

nut

we now carry coins as well as money

# ? Dec 15, 2020 01:08

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

Khanstant posted:

this should extend to credit/debit cards thickness, if you got big bucks in the bankaccount, that card gets thicker than it is wide

this is why costanza's wallet was so big

# ? Dec 15, 2020 02:54

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

all the branch managers now wear tuxedos, top hats, and smoke giant cigars.
now that they've made that change, it's hard to look at the branch manager and remember now that she used to compete in triathlons and breed corgis

# ? Dec 15, 2020 20:31

Heather Papps: hello friend

upgrading the pen chains to gold

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 15, 2020 21:22

nut

sorry we ran out of coins

# ? Dec 15, 2020 22:11

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

"Yes, I'd like to cash a check, please."

"Very well, sir. How would you like your cash?"

"Large bills, please."

# ? Dec 15, 2020 22:37

Escape From Noise

Gleefully running to the bank with my pog slammers to cash them in.

# ? Dec 16, 2020 05:41

nut

we�d like u to start calling us the bonk now

# ? Dec 16, 2020 13:44

FutonForensic

dreaming of a beautiful giantess goddess dropping her enormous checkbook on me

# ? Dec 16, 2020 17:18

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

a convoy of 30 semitrucks carrying my deposit to the spank bank

# ? Dec 16, 2020 20:53

Moo Cowabunga: [Office Worker.

I have to cheque this out!

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# ? Dec 16, 2020 21:00

Horrible Butts

Anything green is now money.

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_{Thank you Prof. Crocodile for the fun festive winter sig!

Arcane gob born of Khanstant's goblin gumball machine!}

# ? Dec 16, 2020 21:03

vanisher

Getting my paycheck but the envelope its in is tiny "m..maybe its just folded up"

# ? Dec 16, 2020 21:25

Heather Papps: hello friend

introducing new MEGA COINS: now available in 100, 200 and 500 dollars/physical weight in pounds

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 16, 2020 22:07

Heather Papps: hello friend

the canadian mint is pleased to announce their new line of provincial quarters. there's a single lucky specially marked version of each, that if redeemed at that provinces capital will allow you to govern said province for 1 calendar year.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 16, 2020 22:10

nut

we just got a shipment of the newest series of yugioh boosters

# ? Dec 17, 2020 14:26

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 21:07

nut

a 38 year old man purchased al of the yugioh boosters I�m sorry

# ? Dec 17, 2020 14:26

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