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Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



reignonyourparade posted:

SO WHEN ARE WE ADDING A RABBIT HUTCH JIMMY

Jimmy cheerfully agrees to build one and when it's done, shoves your entire body into it

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I realistically wouldn't be allowed near a current or former president after refusing to be searched by secret service agents. Partially on principle, but mostly because I hate people touching me, like in an autistic way. Also I'm much too fat and lazy to ever help build a house without being high first.

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
my man handles floating drywall better than he handled the Iran hostage crisis, I tell you what

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

this seems like a reasonable number of people to be working on a house with former president jimmy carter

for a moment i read this as "future president"

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

for a moment i read this as "future president"

the once and future president

garfield hentai
Feb 29, 2004

Nelson Mandingo posted:

Jimmy farts a little bit, and I awkwardly ignore it.

lmao, more like jimmy FARTER! hehehe

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

I am Toni Lippi posted:

my man handles floating drywall better than he handled the Iran hostage crisis, I tell you what

I’d say “This is for the Shah” and hit him with a 2/4.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Szyznyk posted:

I’d say “This is for the Shah” and hit him with a 2/4.

In the business we call that a 1/2

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
i'd suck his dick

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Rutibex posted:

i'd suck his dick

That thing all old and shrively.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

arouse your monitor

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

arouse your monitor

...fine.

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Apr 6, 2011

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Literally A Person posted:

That thing all old and shrively.

It’s just a peanut with two smaller peanuts just underneath

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

It’s just a peanut with two smaller peanuts just underneath

The great and mysterious tri-chambered peanut.

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003





I’d say “aren’t you supposed to be dead? Why am I talking to Jimmy Carter? gently caress what did I eat in the last 24 hours”

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Into The Mild posted:

I’d say “aren’t you supposed to be dead? Why am I talking to Jimmy Carter? gently caress what did I eat in the last 24 hours”

I miss your sweet sweet voice in warzone

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
Has anyone said they're sucking his dick yet? if not, I'm sucking his dick.

CheeseThief
Dec 28, 2012

Two wholesome boys to brighten your day

I don't remember this part of the Voight Kampff test.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

CheeseThief posted:

I don't remember this part of the Voight Kampff test.

Now that you mention it, he kinda looks like JR Isidore.

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Apr 6, 2011

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runnypoops posted:

Has anyone said they're sucking his dick yet? if not, I'm sucking his dick.

There’s a enough to go around. As I understand it, old men love to have their dick sucked and also to suck other men’s dicks.

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