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John_A_Tallon posted:Have any of you named even one historic woman you'd want to kill? Time travelling murderers already got to all the historical women that's why we never hear about them.
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After thinking about this some more, I decided I'm going to change my target AND my method. Instead of killing Andrew Johnson's mom I am going back to take Jenghiz Khan some history books so he and his descendants can conquer the world and I can grow up a Mongol riding the steppes instead of a dumb American waiting to catch COVID. When some rear end in a top hat asks, "What you got goin' on this weekend?" I can just give a rough grunt and point to my horses and bow, and when I get an email we can just burn the entire town of the fucker who sent it to me. But if I can't rules lawyer this and I have to kill someone, well, Andrew Johnson's mom it is.
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John_A_Tallon posted:Have any of you named even one historic woman you'd want to kill? Somebody said God I think.
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Weka posted:Somebody said God I think. I wouldn't kill her, but I would definitely slip The Virgin Mary a roofie.
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the guy who killed hitler
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JonathonSpectre posted:After thinking about this some more, I decided I'm going to change my target AND my method. In that case rather than history books bring back the 12 step program and some modern drugs for treating alcoholism. The mongols were this close 🤏 to conquering the world already, what do they need history books for? What they needed were the next couple of rulers after Genghis to not be alkies.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Idk like pontious pilot would be the most effective BC kill, but I think for AD it would have to be cleopatra. Pontious Pilate wasn't relevant until ~30 AD.
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A CRAB IRL posted:Maggie Thatcher Can you also do Reagan while you're at it.
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What if instead of killing all of history's monsters you went back and hosed their moms
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Dec 21, 2020 14:21
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That's how it happened the first time around 
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Colonel Cancer posted:That's how it happened the first time around Be a better dad next time
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That Gaben guy, I think he started gamers being deranged about dev and poo poo.
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The answer is: Anyone I want OP. This is now a crime machine.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Has anybody said The Prophet Mohammed? Because that is something I would never say. You could do more interesting experiments than just killing him. Like, what if we took back a nice camera and some studio lights? Did him a full portrait set, some action pictures on a horse, standing with his acolytes looking businesslike, maybe a few candids with his kids to show his family side, all that stuff. Would there still be a ban on his pictures and the historical opposition to rendering the human image in general?
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Dec 21, 2020 14:53
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Jean-Pierre de Havilland. You won't have heard of him. And you're welcome.
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goatface posted:You could do more interesting experiments than just killing him. Like, what if we took back a nice camera and some studio lights? Did him a full portrait set, some action pictures on a horse, standing with his acolytes looking businesslike, maybe a few candids with his kids to show his family side, all that stuff. Would there still be a ban on his pictures and the historical opposition to rendering the human image in general? I would do this but with Jesus. Just come back to present day with photographic proof and say LOOK YOU loving MORONS HE IS NOT A TALL WHITE FELLOW WITH STRAIGHT FLOWING LOCKS HE IS A MAN OF HIS TIME AND GEOGRAPHIC LOCATION
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I'd kill only in  , e.g. people of old who saw my strange dress and mannerisms then wanted to burn me for being a "witch".Then when I returned to the present day, the joke would be on me, because I'd find my killings had changed the past and I no longer exist.
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I would go back in time and kill Kid Rock before he stole the sheriff's wife because he was a cowboy baby
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I would go back in time and kill Joseph Smith. So many lives ruined because of his horseshit. This would render me dead as my parents would have never met outside of church but it’s worth it.
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Nuts and Gum posted:I would go back in time and kill Joseph Smith. So many lives ruined because of his horseshit. This would render me dead as my parents would have never met outside of church but it’s worth it. Pop quiz hotshot, which one is worse, can only kill one, Joseph smith or Brigham young Would the LDS have been as lovely and evil without Brigham involved
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Dec 22, 2020 00:31
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I would rear end rape Mary so she would be known as The Technical Virgin.
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rotinaj posted:Pop quiz hotshot, which one is worse, can only kill one, Joseph smith or Brigham young Oh absolutely Smith. I mean Brigham was a huge dirtbag but if he hadn’t taken the lead after Smiths shameful death someone else would have. And the offshoot fLDS crap would have likely still happened.
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The guy that made every action in RDR2 require 3,000 frames of animation.
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I would kill the deputy sheriff and blame it on Bob Marley.
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