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They suck and I do what I can not to have them I don't do any witchcraft or spirituality or religion or belife of Jesus or whatever. So therefore I cannot, personally, kill Jesus the Christ.
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Do what I'm about to do and go for a walk OP. I feel like poo poo but this will make me feel at least marginally better.
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Dec 27, 2020 23:37
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OP I usually take stuff like hot showers or baths. It helps you ease tension and relaxed to make you feel comfortable.
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Dec 27, 2020 23:43
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i have a good life where i don't need to worry about that sort of thing
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Dec 27, 2020 23:44
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I saw the afterlife and Jesus looked at me like I wasn't supposed to be there and he started walking towards me and I got this real bad feeling in the pit of my stomach and just as he was about to reach me I left. It really messed me up.
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Dec 27, 2020 23:48
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So anyway, Maybe someone else can kill Jesus
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Dec 27, 2020 23:54
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Whenever I'm about to enter a new, dangerous room, an odd, damp cave, or hyperspace, I like to mutter "I've got a bad feeling about this." And then let out an absolutely devastating, but silent fart that lasts a good, mmm, I dunno let's say 10-15 seconds depending on if I push. I do this even if alone.
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Dec 27, 2020 23:55
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I remember having a series of dreams where I had out of body experiences. One time I dreamed I saw me in front of myself floating above my bed and me just being freaked the gently caress out.
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Dec 27, 2020 23:56
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Big Beef City posted:Whenever I'm about to enter a new, dangerous room, an odd, damp cave, or hyperspace So this is spots on your couch
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Dec 27, 2020 23:57
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JeffTheAlcoholic posted:I remember having a series of dreams where I had out of body experiences. One time I dreamed I saw me in front of myself floating above my bed and me just being freaked the gently caress out. See if your dad isnt allowed near schools
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Dec 28, 2020 00:01
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Halloween Liker posted:So this is spots on your couch Depends on how the evening is going, sweetheart
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Dec 28, 2020 00:02
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Big Beef City posted:Depends on how the evening is going, sweetheart Its Hai Karate, glad you noticed
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Dec 28, 2020 00:03
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Halloween Liker posted:So anyway, Maybe someone else can kill Jesus Hi, I’m Jesus’s dad, what the gently caress are you talking about? 
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Dec 28, 2020 01:11
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Hi, I’m Jesus’s dad, what the gently caress are you talking about? It is what it is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T6e3GJCjow
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Dec 28, 2020 01:14
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Halloween Liker posted:It is what it is Goddamn smashing pumpkins suck now. 
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Dec 28, 2020 01:40
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Goddamn smashing pumpkins suck now. this is a great song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MI0a9hTh5AU Important to know how much Rob hated Lol at this time Halloween Liker fucked around with this message at 01:56 on Dec 28, 2020 |
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Dec 28, 2020 01:46
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Halloween Liker posted:this is a great song Yeah it is, it hits all the good spots, I mean who doesn’t want cookie? It just seems they are trying to return to the womb rather than pursue independence and adulthood, but their mom won’t take them back in for both physical and emotional reasons. 
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Dec 28, 2020 01:49
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Halloween Liker posted:So therefore I cannot, personally, kill Jesus the Christ. That's fine just say "nothing personal kid" before you do it. Works every time
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Dec 28, 2020 02:08
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agbCXUVGfSU
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Dec 28, 2020 02:13
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when Biden is sworn into office, he will personally kill Jesus Christ and Santa Claus
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Dec 28, 2020 13:59
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Halloween Liker posted:They suck and I do what I can not to have them I'm a warlock (wizard is a slur, learn some respect) and as such I can guarantee you 48 hours of happiness. I'm in the process of the "execution of the Savior", so to speak, and as this should, by Odin's Eye, allow all beings to feel true joy, I'll include you. However, because you TOLD me your desire, it has a limited window of "success", ergo the 48 hours. No need to agree, I've already taken your blood. Cheers
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Dec 28, 2020 14:09
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Please don't get me all excited for the senile rapist presidency
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Dec 28, 2020 14:09
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JeffTheAlcoholic posted:OP I usually take stuff like hot showers or baths. It helps you ease tension and relaxed to make you feel comfortable. I hate the shower, it's where I'm the most alone with my thoughts and all they seem to want to think about is endless existential dread and the inevitability of death.
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Dec 28, 2020 20:03
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Just jerk off or take a poo poo or something op. You gotta find pleasure in the small things.
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Just jerk off or take a poo poo or something op. You gotta find pleasure in the small things. heh heh heh
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Dec 28, 2020 20:32
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A pig carcass has very nearly the same density as Jesus Christ. Befriend a butcher and ask if you can stab one
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Dec 28, 2020 20:39
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Do drugs
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Icochet posted:A pig carcass has very nearly the same density as Jesus Christ. Befriend a butcher and ask if you can stab one Pigs, live or dead, very rarely prance about on top of the waves. Jesus is clearly far less dense than bacon.
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