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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
I'm not so sure about these Crimean tatar fellows, apparently one of their sub-ethnic groups is the nogays.

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Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
Wasn't Crimea originally colonized by Greeks?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

Wasn't Crimea originally colonized by Greeks?

I don't think Justin Timberlake is Greek.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Last time I played Civ VI I researched FutureSex / LoveSound and the whole game got wiped, no one stood a chance, I told them to Crimea river. But could they make it hot for me?

If they were thinking about holding it back, little girl, I was gonna make it so easy.

Inverted Icon
Apr 8, 2020

by Athanatos
I could have sworn crimeans were italian

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
q: why did the police arrest the psychiatrist?

a: he committed a crimean

perepelki
Dec 11, 2020

know before Whom you stand
you're all intensely rude and not one of you will enter the kingdom of heaven

Inverted Icon
Apr 8, 2020

by Athanatos
sorry

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Inverted Icon
Apr 8, 2020

by Athanatos
the ghosts of krym cry out for vengeance

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
I only clicked on the thread because I thought it said crimes

GAYIDS
May 3, 2020

by Pragmatica
Crimea river op hehe

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Knormal posted:

I hear there's a lot of Crimean people there.

The term is Crimeanals

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




Ive been there, its an interesting place. What I dont get is how after being considered a resort in Russian Empire, than the CCCP, than Ukraine than Russia again is how unterdeveloped it is. Most of it is loving wilderness where you can get killed by a pack of stray dogs or something

perepelki
Dec 11, 2020

know before Whom you stand

Sekenr posted:

Ive been there, its an interesting place. What I dont get is how after being considered a resort in Russian Empire, than the CCCP, than Ukraine than Russia again is how unterdeveloped it is. Most of it is loving wilderness where you can get killed by a pack of stray dogs or something
the land is untameable, like its people

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




Crimean people are crimea's biggest problem. As soon as you arrive you will be hounded by about 50 taxi drivers who demand you employ their services at ridiculous prices. They dont just offer it, they are like - wtf is wrong with you? Why arent you giving us cash?? How am I supposed to feed my family if you dont give me as much cash as you can right now :confused:

The only escape is to stay silent and head straight for public transport, public transport terrifies them

Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004
Are there any rivers there? I've got some pretty dad jokes lined up

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Crimea is a penisula

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
crimea river, op :c00l:

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004


GAYIDS posted:

Crimea river op hehe

DrPossum posted:

crimea river, op :c00l:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Crimea sea :coolfish:

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

Devils Affricate posted:

Crimea is a penisula

Is that like a dracula?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I believe it's in Latin. Penis-nula. Penis stands for penis, and nula for zero. I think that man has gravely offended Crimea by implying it has no nuts.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
ah, crimea river

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Check this out:

Cri-me-an a jet plane
Didn't know you were U-ka-rain-i-ian

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

Big Beef City posted:

Crimean cuisine traditionally involves folding fried dough over more fried dough and shouting at it

i have the business card of a crimean restaurant in romania and i have no idea how i got it.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Sekenr posted:

Ive been there, its an interesting place. What I dont get is how after being considered a resort in Russian Empire, than the CCCP, than Ukraine than Russia again is how unterdeveloped it is. Most of it is loving wilderness where you can get killed by a pack of stray dogs or something

What a bunch of backward hicks.

*toddler gets eaten by a Disneyland Croc*

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8eBBsLnFbw

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Are you saying Crimea should get a NuPogodiland? Cause I'm 110% for that

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
it's where those british idiots charged to their deaths for no reason and were celebrated for it

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Sorry russkies, no takesies backsies!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

LordArgh posted:

it's where those british idiots charged to their deaths for no reason and were celebrated for it

*spins globe, puts on blindfold, randomly jabs finger to stop it*

...Yes.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

There are 257 rivers and major streams in Crimea

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

So you can go on and just

perepelki
Dec 11, 2020

know before Whom you stand
fools

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
q: what did the crimean say to the unmarked soviet forces who quickly invaded in 2014 following the ukranian revolution?

a: stop russian!

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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
a russian boot stomping on a crimean face, forever

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