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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

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Jun 4, 2003

numberoneposter posted:

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

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HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:

Do u ever wonder if your parents had good sex when they concieved you. like was it hot or romantiuc, or was it just perfunctory friday night comeing home from the bar kind of thing, or maybe they were TTC ("Trying to conceive) for over a year and it was turning into an increasingly hopeless ritual and spreadsheets were involved

I like to imagine I was the result of deflection sex. You know, like a “oh poo poo they’re going to ask if I finally made that dentist appointment and of course I forgot boy I’m really gonna get an earful this time. Unless…?” kind of gently caress

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