cop goons psa

The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > cop goons psa

«‹›2 »

Escape From Noise

prepuce repurposed posted:

this thread is a law enforcement honey pot and I'ma arrest several goon cop imposters ITT

on ur kneez.

that's right I'm officer Billip Gronston, BYPD. A REAL officer.

first against the wall is GaG. I know ur dad and he confirmed ur not a real cop and furthermore he thinks ur sus. To many taco stories

I'm not proud of this

No justice, no piece! I'm not passing you "the dutchy" now

# ? Jan 7, 2021 08:57

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 25, 2024 07:29

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

pass it on the... Right hand side?!?

# ? Jan 7, 2021 09:00

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

trust me I'm cool 4 a policemun :evilbuddy:

# ? Jan 7, 2021 09:01

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

we're doing "ride alongs" just like in breaking bad. It's free

# ? Jan 7, 2021 09:22

Goons Are Gifts

So, you finally cracked the riddle, eh?
*tears off real mustache*
Time to start playing then

Ouh poo poo that hurt...

# ? Jan 7, 2021 10:59

biosterous

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? Jan 7, 2021 13:41

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

biosterous posted:

i'm a cop

per enthusiast, Cu 4 lyfe, great for wires and also roofing

If I have learner one thing recently it's that aluminum is far superior.

# ? Jan 7, 2021 17:20

Manifisto

Bright Bart posted:

If I have learner one thing recently it's that aluminum is far superior.

aluminum can do anything. that t-1000 cop was made of alumiunum.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jan 7, 2021 17:28

Escape From Noise

Stainless steel or bust

# ? Jan 7, 2021 17:34

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Drinking a Twisted Tea, eating a can of soup, trying not to look sus up in this thread where we are definitely NOT cops haha what makes you think I'm a cop

# ? Jan 7, 2021 18:00

Escape From Noise

I'm going to cop...a joint!

# ? Jan 7, 2021 18:21

Moo Cowabunga: [Office Worker.

now where�s my speedboat!

Platinum User Pot Smoke Phoenix!

VANISHER

HEATHER PAPPS

https://giant.gfycat.com/WellgroomedImperfectHaddock.webm the vanisher

# ? Jan 7, 2021 21:59

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I'm cop. smellin we'd rn :havlat:

# ? Jan 9, 2021 07:30

Escape From Noise

prepuce repurposed posted:

I'm cop. smellin we'd rn

MAYBE IT'S YOUR UPPER LIP!

# ? Jan 9, 2021 07:36

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

MAYBE IT'S YOUR UPPER LIP!

spread em hippy. what we have here is a total of lack of respect 4 tha lawz

:cop:

go 2 japanese weed jail :jail:

I'm telling ur senpai :smugbert:

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Jan 9, 2021 08:07

Escape From Noise

prepuce repurposed posted:

spread em hippy. what we have here is a total of lack of respect 4 tha lawz

go 2 japanese weed jail

I'm telling ur senpai

You have no jurisdiction here, lawdog

# ? Jan 9, 2021 08:17

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

my oldest boy hates getting haircuts, and is afraid of them.
when he was 5 we took him to one of the kidz cutz haircutz forz kidz places where the chairs look like airplanes or firetrucks and etc.
imagine the scene of him, face red and scrunched up, wearing a hair cut cape, hands hanging down to his sides, sobbing quietly, in a toy police car chair stomping on the lights and sirens while an exhausted woman trying her best to stay cheerful is buzzing his hair as fast as possible.

that's my police encounter story.

# ? Jan 17, 2021 22:38

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

edit:
the police have the loudest cars. just the angriest sedans there are

# ? Jan 17, 2021 22:43

FutonForensic

my wife says she's going to "cop a feel" of my rear end/balls. this is troubling. i want a cop nowhere near such things.

# ? Jan 19, 2021 05:59

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

FutonForensic posted:

my wife says she's going to "cop a feel" of my rear end/balls. this is troubling. i want a cop nowhere near such things.

Sorry but it's in the constitution: a cop is going to touch your rear end and balls; they are not a gentle and caring lover

# ? Jan 19, 2021 06:18

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

cops love 2 infringe. Not a fan

# ? Jan 19, 2021 06:19

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

A cop can legally look at your cold wrinkled ball sack and they also will tell you weed is not cool.

# ? Jan 19, 2021 06:23

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Cops only know two thing: touch you are ball and lie.

# ? Jan 19, 2021 06:23

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

My hot grapes r private

# ? Jan 19, 2021 06:24

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Cops told me once that we'd is, uh, illegal and they are incorrect because now it's is legal bithc.

# ? Jan 19, 2021 06:25

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Not in my town

# ? Jan 19, 2021 06:29

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Waiting patiently

# ? Jan 19, 2021 06:30

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 25, 2024 07:29

Escape From Noise

If someone asks if you will "cop" to something, it's a test to see if you turn into a cop. Don't fall for it!

# ? Jan 19, 2021 19:24

The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > cop goons psa

«‹›2 »