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So could Pinnochio Cannibal Holocaust impale people by sitting beneath their chairs and endlessly lying?
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:Pinocchio also straight up murders the talking cricket. People also ask: How did Pinocchio die? posted:In the Original Story, Pinocchio killed Jiminy Cricket, Got His Feet Burnt Off, and was Hanged and Left for Dead.  Poohs Packin posted:I like when he went to the island for boys who smoke cigars play pool and break windows. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmpVDeFq1Aw
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Jan 5, 2021 19:12
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God, the 90s had movies straight up reusing entire-rear end shots.
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Jan 5, 2021 20:42
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When Pinocchio becomes a real boy he will lack any disease immunity and die within a few days from combined infections by common pathogens. He will also lack gut flora so will suffer severe diarrhoea during this period.
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Jan 5, 2021 20:59
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Xaintrailles posted:When Pinocchio becomes a real boy he will lack any disease immunity and die within a few days from combined infections by common pathogens. He will also lack gut flora so will suffer severe diarrhoea during this period. literally the perfect child every anti vaxxer mom wants
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Jan 5, 2021 21:12
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... his nose would not grow because he is not lying, he is speculating on a future prospect that he has no agency of influencing if it happens or not. Yes, I am a boring person.
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Jan 5, 2021 21:13
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the real answer is that regardless what the doll says, pinnochio would bully and harrass the OP with consummate ease
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Jan 5, 2021 23:46
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Der Kyhe posted:future prospect that he has no agency of influencing
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Jan 5, 2021 23:49
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Der Kyhe posted:... his nose would not grow because he is not lying, he is speculating on a future prospect that he has no agency of influencing if it happens or not. oh ok so if I say tomorrow nasa will reveal hard evidence that the earth is flat, that's not a lie since it's just speculation I have no influence over
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Jan 5, 2021 23:52
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IDIOT
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Jan 5, 2021 23:52
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Pinocchio is a failed prototype, It wasn’t his nose that was supposed to grow, it was his cock. Geppetto was a huge horny dude who was really just trying to make the worlds first sex robot.
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Jan 6, 2021 00:47
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If pinnochio ran really fast on a treadmill would gepetto take off his nose with a plane
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Jan 6, 2021 00:57
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Could Pinocchio run really fast towards a high wall and say something like, "I'm not coeliac I'm just gluten intolerant" and then use his nose to pole vault over the wall? Big if true.
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Jan 6, 2021 01:16
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Poohs Packin posted:Could Pinocchio run really fast towards a high wall and say something like, "I'm not coeliac I'm just gluten intolerant" and then use his nose to pole vault over the wall? Big if true. As someone who has coeliacs disease, I got this joke.
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Jan 6, 2021 01:24
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if pinnochio is on the front of a train and the train is going the speed of light and pinnochio says "pineapple is a valid pizza topping" will goons know to start a 30 page thread arguing about pizza toppings?
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Jan 6, 2021 01:28
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Pineapple IS a valid pizza topping. The sweetness is a good complement to the saltiness of the ham or bacon topping. It is a favorable flavor combination and if you disagree you must have boring taste.
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Jan 6, 2021 01:34
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Full Metal Jackass posted:Pineapple IS a valid pizza topping. The sweetness is a good complement to the saltiness of the ham or bacon topping. It is a favorable flavor combination and if you disagree you must have boring taste. Yeah if you don't like pineapple on pizza you are hereby banned from eating prosciutto wrapped melon, honey glazed ham, or cranberry sauce with your turkey. Punishment will be death by Pinocchio impalement.
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Jan 6, 2021 01:47
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Pinocchio is the most popular guy at the party because he can hold two dozen donuts and two bottles of soda.
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Jan 6, 2021 01:49
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pineapple doesnt complement pizza it just satisfies a taste need that people who eat mounds of sugar every day need in every meal to think it tastes good
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Jan 6, 2021 02:33
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This hateful puppet cares not for higher notions like truth, justice, mercy or beauty. He lives on pure chaotic and amoral impulse–without thought or remorse for the destruction he leaves in his wake or the people he hurts. He cannot be taught and the extremely slight personal growth he demonstrates and is rewarded for seems more circumstantial than a considered and deliberate act of contrition. It is unclear whether he is truly sentient and purposely cruel or unthinking and incidentally harmful. It was a mistake to make him. It was an even greater mistake to allow him to occupy a flesh and blood form, thereby granting him human rights and greater protection from being cast into the fire or carved into a less mobile form. Moon Atari fucked around with this message at 02:50 on Jan 6, 2021 |
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Jan 6, 2021 02:34
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this is a thread about the depths of mathematics and philosophy, not pineapple on pizza
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Jan 6, 2021 02:58
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Pineapple of chaos laid upon pizza of western ideology 
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Jan 6, 2021 03:20
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pineapple is decadent and sinful
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Jan 6, 2021 03:30
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gary oldmans diary posted:pineapple doesnt complement pizza it just satisfies a taste need that people who eat mounds of sugar every day need in every meal to think it tastes good You don't wanna go here gary. It's not gonna end well.
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Jan 6, 2021 05:02
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I could probably knock his stupid blockhead off with one single karate kick.
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Jan 6, 2021 16:50
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gary oldmans diary posted:pineapple doesnt complement pizza it just satisfies a taste need that people who eat mounds of sugar every day need in every meal to think it tastes good Whoa check out the nose on this Pinocchio 
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Jan 6, 2021 16:54
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TheAardvark posted:I could probably knock his stupid blockhead off with one single karate kick. Straight dragon kick that square little noggin'
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Jan 6, 2021 19:33
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Poohs Packin posted:this is a thread about the depths of mathematics and philosophy, not pineapple on pizza
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