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i heard the ding dong and before i could put my PJ's on and run down the stairs the guy friggin took off! got a text today that i can pickup my package from their depot lol
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# ? Jan 6, 2021 20:37 |
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numberoneposter posted:i heard the ding dong and before i could put my PJ's on and run down the stairs the guy friggin took off! Would you rather it have been stolen? I hear that's what the kids are up to these days!
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# ? Jan 6, 2021 21:08 |
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I always leave put a post-it note saying that I’m home in the window for the courier to ignore.
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# ? Jan 6, 2021 21:22 |
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hey OP. I've been in this is situation too. I want you to know you are not alone. I stand with you in your pain.
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# ? Jan 6, 2021 21:32 |
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The lesson here is to answer the door naked
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# ? Jan 6, 2021 21:33 |
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Remove your front door and set up an elaborate system of mirrors so you can see your front entrance at all times and any visitors can see you, that way delivery people have no excuse to ditch you.
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# ? Jan 6, 2021 21:35 |
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Why would you order food then sit there naked the entire time tho
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# ? Jan 6, 2021 21:42 |
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numberoneposter posted:i heard the ding dong and before i could put my PJ's on and run down the stairs the guy friggin took off! Maybe you should get out of bed before 11am OP
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# ? Jan 6, 2021 21:48 |
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Maybe he was just shy. Have you considered making the first move?
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# ? Jan 6, 2021 23:04 |
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numberoneposter posted:i heard the ding dong and before i could put my PJ's on and run down the stairs the guy friggin took off! Stop wasting time with PJs - swing the door open and present the guy with your 3 inches of blue steel and take your box of JO crystals like a bro.
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# ? Jan 6, 2021 23:07 |
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make an account on the ups website/app so you can pre-authorize release when you know youll be home
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# ? Jan 6, 2021 23:09 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:make an account on the ups website/app so you can pre-authorize release when you know youll be home I will just answer my door in the nude next time. Show off my bird nest.
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# ? Jan 6, 2021 23:14 |
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StabMasterArson posted:Why would you order food then sit there naked the entire time tho lol why did you assume it was food?
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# ? Jan 6, 2021 23:29 |
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numberoneposter posted:I will just answer my door in the nude next time. Show off my bird nest.
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# ? Jan 7, 2021 00:05 |
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yikes! posted:lol why did you assume it was food? wow i guess i had something on my mind when i posted
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# ? Jan 7, 2021 00:11 |
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numberoneposter posted:I got a phone (Pixel 4a 5G) through my service provider and they sent it via Purolator which is like easily the worst courier company and I didn't get any option. tell them you are happy to answer the door but you have covid and were told to stay in bed
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# ? Jan 7, 2021 00:16 |
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numberoneposter posted:i heard the ding dong and before i could put my PJ's on and run down the stairs the guy friggin took off! lol gently caress!!!!!
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# ? Jan 7, 2021 00:24 |
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Purolator actually successfully delivered a parcel to me today, for the first time ever because I walked by as the delivery guy was leaving the slip on the door. Truly a 2021 miracle!
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# ? Jan 7, 2021 00:57 |
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op waiting completely nude so a package delivery guy could give him the old dingdong dash
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# ? Jan 7, 2021 01:21 |
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Better than the time I invited the delivery guy in and we delivered packages to each other for a couple hours and then two days later I had the ding dong rash.
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# ? Jan 7, 2021 01:32 |
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good
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# ? Jan 7, 2021 01:42 |
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that guy put his dick in your box the second he got back to the truck
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# ? Jan 7, 2021 01:50 |
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TheAardvark posted:that guy put his dick in your box the second he got back to the truck
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# ? Jan 7, 2021 02:25 |
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StabMasterArson posted:wow i guess i had something on my mind when i posted I initially read it as ding dong door dash also
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# ? Jan 7, 2021 05:33 |
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Deliveryperson dinged your'e danged door with his ding dong? drat dude, downright despicable demeanor! E: Demand damages!
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# ? Jan 7, 2021 07:51 |
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Maybe take less than 10 minutes to get to the door
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# ? Jan 7, 2021 08:29 |
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Doc Block posted:Maybe take less than 10 minutes to get to the door quote:If your online retailer chose to use Purolator to deliver your order, you are doomed. Make sure to follow these steps to avoid a missed delivery. You need to take time off of work on the day Purolator makes your delivery, put a chair on your driveway, and sit there until the Purolator truck arrives. When the truck shows up, the driver will jump out with a "sorry we missed you slip". You need to stop him and tell him to go back to the truck and get the package. If you fail to follow my guide, you will be forced to drive 30 km to the Purolator facility to pick up your package because there will not be a second delivery attempt made.
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# ? Jan 7, 2021 08:34 |
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Haha purolator sucks balls. I worked at a sorting center for a bit when I was a young 19 year old. Nightshift loading and unloading -20 trailers full of -20 boxes. I was making 10.50 an hour. Nightshift came with a premium though! Night shift premium was 5 cents an hour. Every 50ft trailer of boxes had on average like 3 or 4 that were absolutely destroyed. Sometimes they were packaged improperly, like a bunch of huge bolts in a wafer thin cardboard box and they'd loving instantly break out the bottom and rain down on your legs/feet. Sometimes they'd fall off the roller line we were chucking them onto. Sometimes we'd just be frustrated or angry and loving smash them on the ground and kick the piss out of them. 3 or 4 busted packages in a trailer was considered acceptable. If it was recoverable we'd re-box it or whatever but often times the item itself was destroyed. One time we had a new guy and he was working with some old witch and she forgot to put the dock thing out to connect with the trailer. She told him to pull the super heavy extendible roller line into the trailer. So he was pulling it in walking backwards and got it going pretty quick. He stepped into the gap, went down and the roller line kept coming and broke his leg, almost severing it. He had a permanent limp after that. There was one girl that worked there close to my age and she was somehow always the center of drama. She wanted to sleep with me but also had genital herpes so I didn't. Every single time I've ever got a package through purolator I've had to drive loving half hour to the goddamn depot to get it.
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# ? Jan 7, 2021 09:12 |
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Once Purolator delivered my parcel to the right street number on a completely different street. They took a week to recover it, by which time I had left on vacation. I told them to return it to sender, and they lost it on the way back. I called the company I had ordered from to request a refund, but they needed Purolator to confirm it had lost the parcel, which they refused to do. I ended up having to do a chargeback with American Express. The CS rep took a look at the tracking history and was like “normally it can take up to a week for us to investigate a claim but uhhhhhh I think you’re good”. The credit went through the next morning. The next time something was shipped to me via Purolator, I thought I’d be clever and have them redirect it directly to a pickup point. Despite doing this three days before it arrived at the local hub, they still tried to deliver it to me at home. It then somehow sat on the truck for a solid week before making it back to depot.
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# ? Jan 7, 2021 09:53 |
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https://i.imgur.com/Asz1adZ.mp4
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# ? Jan 7, 2021 11:26 |
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Fozzy The Bear posted:Maybe you should get out of bed before 11am OP what if that’s when OP goes to bed
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# ? Jan 7, 2021 13:51 |
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:The lesson here is to answer the door naked My bathroom door faces the front door so I can let people in with a hockey stick while taking a dump.
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# ? Jan 7, 2021 14:00 |
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I had never heard of Purolator before and was getting concerned but then I read that they’re Canadian so I guess I don’t need to worry about it? Here in the US everything is great right now so sorry about your lovely delivery service OP. I hope you get your package.
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# ? Jan 7, 2021 14:17 |
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numberoneposter posted:The company is notorious for just leaving "we missed you" notices. Here's a google review: Maybe don’t get your packages delivered by an auto parts manufacturer then!
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# ? Jan 7, 2021 21:32 |
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I think this is a situation that can be solved with an elaborate system of pulleys and mirrors, OP
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# ? Jan 9, 2021 03:07 |
I got ding dong dashed once, I couldn't walk right for a week
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# ? Jan 9, 2021 03:13 |
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I really enjoy how "no-contact" delivery is now a new standard, and am really looking forward to its practicality in the future. It's a polite ding-dong-ditch - they actually text me when they're about to ring the loving dog-lose-its-mind button! that split second to anticipate the chaos is everything
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# ? Jan 9, 2021 04:27 |
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hello? Yeah ey pal I wanna order a bottle of poop scotch, extra poop. Yeah rotten, poopy scotch plz. Cheerz ya fookin wanka!
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# ? Jan 9, 2021 12:58 |
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have you tried making a thread about it
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# ? Jan 9, 2021 13:05 |