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wimsy

mate is an uncircumcised penis

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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
go on...

wimsy


he's got a knife and fork and he's chasing the other guy around, and he thinks the guy is a penis he needs to circumcise

wimsy

the guy is wearing a scarf and a hat and when he takes them off, the mohel calms down for a while

wimsy

he says "sammy, it's me, your old pal Clem!" but sammy is too far gone and thinks the penis is trying to trick him

wimsy

he wouldn't think the guy was a ham hock for obvious reasons

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
that peen friend is going 2 start lookin p tasty before too long

:ohdear:

Macnult

mohel’s cabin mate serves him a plate of chicken before turning into an uncircumcised penis, flopping around the cabin while making hooded penis noises

Macnult

mohel’s cabin mate reaches for cheese to go with dinner. mohel breaks out the scissors

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
lol

Manifisto


after looking out the window into the snow for four days straight: i am the penis

growing louder: i am the penis

still louder: i am the penis!

growing ever louder


ty nesamdoom!

Macnult

george lucas: alright guys, scrap that idea. we’re gonna go with something i like to call a Tauntaun

wimsy

Macnult posted:

flopping around the cabin while making hooded penis noises

lol

*shlupshlupshlupshlupshlup*

wimsy

Sweetwater Sammy Goldman, Yukon Mohel

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
cabin mate projectile vomits their cup of warm milk

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


wimsy posted:

Sweetwater Sammy Goldman, Yukon Mohel

I wish Kaiser would write us a song about him

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Deep Glove Bruno

yung swamp thang
he's just staring into the fire, shaking... a cold sweat drenched him... his cabin mate tries to bring him back to reality ... sammy, yer schvitzing like ... a mohel

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